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+---
+author: canory
+layout: section
+---
diff --git a/content/canory/feeds/_index.md b/content/canory/feeds/_index.md
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+---
+author: canory
+layout: feeds
+---
diff --git a/content/canory/likes/_index.md b/content/canory/likes/_index.md
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+---
+author: canory
+layout: likes
+---
diff --git a/content/canory/media/_index.md b/content/canory/media/_index.md
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+---
+author: canory
+layout: media
+---
diff --git a/content/canory/media/barn-owl.jpg b/content/canory/media/barn-owl.jpg
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diff --git a/content/canory/media/hugo-website.png b/content/canory/media/hugo-website.png
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diff --git a/content/canory/messages/code.md b/content/canory/messages/code.md
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+date    = "2022-03-22T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "code"  ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Demonstrate your brilliance by embedding code with impeccable taste and
+beautiful style.
+
+```lisp {options="hl_lines=1,linenos=1",caption="Not too sure what any of this means."}
+;;; Numbers
+
+9999999999999999999999 ; integers
+#b111                  ; binary => 7
+#o111                  ; octal => 73
+#x111                  ; hexadecimal => 273
+3.14159s0              ; single
+3.14159d0              ; double
+1/2                    ; ratios
+#C(1 2)                ; complex numbers
+```
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/definitions.md b/content/canory/messages/definitions.md
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+date    = "2022-03-17T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "definitions" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+There's no infinite scrolling here --- it enfeebles the psyche. Here are a list
+of definitions. You have received enlightenment, heed my words.
+
+**Infinite**
+: Subject to no limitation or external determination.
+
+**Enfeeble**
+: To make feeble : deprive of strength.
+
+**Psyche**
+: The totality of elements forming the mind.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md b/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md
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+date    = "2022-03-25T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "diagrams" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+{{< abbr >}} I :heart: `hugo` but hate emojis. Here's an
+[emoji cheat sheet](https://www.webfx.com/tools/emoji-cheat-sheet/) because you
+probably like them :sweat_smile:. I'm over the character limit but look mommy
+--- `ASCII` diagrams!
+
+[**GoAT Diagram**](https://github.com/blampe/goat#goat-go-ascii-tool)
+
+> My original implementation was certainly buggy and not on par with markdeep. I'm
+> grateful for the folks who've helped smooth out the rough edges, and I've
+> updated this project to reflect the good changes made in the Hugo fork,
+> including a long-overdue go.mod.
+
+```goat
+      .               .                .               .--- 1
+     / \              |                |           .---+
+    /   \         .---+---.         .--+--.        |   '--- 2
+   +     +        |       |        |       |    ---+
+  / \   / \     .-+-.   .-+-.     .+.     .+.      |   .--- 3
+ /   \ /   \    |   |   |   |    |   |   |   |     '---+
+ 1   2 3   4    1   2   3   4    1   2   3   4         '--- 4
+
+```
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/drafts.md b/content/canory/messages/drafts.md
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+date    = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "drafts" ]
+draft   = true
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Draft those messages, you message drafter. Get a feel of how it delivers before
+committing the deed. Only reveal your drafts in a local environment --- don't
+write drafts live on the `www` unless you like living on the edge.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md b/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md
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+date    = "2022-03-24T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "highlighting" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Sometimes I'll {{< mark "highlight stuff" >}} to draw attention to my fine
+eloquence. If I don't think things through, I'll ~~hide the what I
+wrote~~. Whoops, let's just {{< ins "correct the record." >}}
+{{< spoiler "Move along --- nothing to see here." >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/hugo.md b/content/canory/messages/hugo.md
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+date    = "2022-03-26T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "hugo"  ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+This micro blog is powered by Hugo, a static site generator that has lots of
+features.
+
+![Hugo's landing page](/canory/media/hugo-website.png "
+  Hugo's [homepage](https://gohugo.io/)."
+)
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md b/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md
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+date    = "2022-03-19T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "imgur" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Embedding a `gif` hosted from an external site is easy. Heard it might be
+illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling and are the worst, truly.
+
+{{< imgur-video rQIb4Vw >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/lists.md b/content/canory/messages/lists.md
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+date    = "2022-03-12T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "lists" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list right? Spur ridicule and
+controversy by ranking things, it's that easy.
+
+  1. C
+  2. Bash
+  3. Perl
+  4. JavaScript
+  5. PHP
+  6. Java
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/markdown.md b/content/canory/messages/markdown.md
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+date    = "2022-03-14T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "markdown" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+[//]: # "That's a comment alright, hiding in plain sight."
+
+The `metadata` :arrow_up: has a [`raw`](/raw/canory/messages/markdown.md) link
+to the [`markdown`](https://www.markdownguide.org/cheat-sheet/) that generates
+this message --- might as well show my internals. Casual users will frown, power users
+will delight.
+
+{{< iframe "/raw/canory/messages/markdown.md" >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/nsfw.md b/content/canory/messages/nsfw.md
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+date    = "2022-03-09T02:43:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "nsfw" ]
+nsfw    = "1"
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Is it safe? Well this message ain't.
+{{< quote
+  "Evil communications corrupt good manners"
+  "https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/1-Corinthians-15-33/"
+>}}. Grace your hearers with a warning before things get unsavory.
+Shoo.
+
+{{< youtube "gk8XGnKLhfU" "Monopoly Mermaid Monday" >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/odysee.md b/content/canory/messages/odysee.md
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+date    = "2022-03-03T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "odysee" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+The cool kids are moving to a new video site called Odysee. How long do you
+reckon this party lasts?
+
+{{< odysee >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/pdf.md b/content/canory/messages/pdf.md
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+date    = "2022-03-07T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "pdf" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Heard you like {{< abbr `PDFs` "Portable Document Format" >}} but hate accidently
+downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.
+
+{{< pdf >}}
+
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/pinned.md b/content/canory/messages/pinned.md
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+date    = "2022-02-05T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "pinned", "hugo" ]
+weight  = 1
+liked   = 1
+author  = "canory"
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+
+This message is pinned for reasons unknown. For a quick start guide,
+[@default](/tags/hugo/#default-messages-quickstart.md) might be able to help
+you. {{< mark Warning >}}: This is _remarkably_ experimental, don't hurt
+yourself.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md b/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md
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+date    = "2022-03-10T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "plumbing" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Is your `JavaScript` functional? Double[^1] click a word and hold the
+{{< kbd D >}} key to look it up in a dictionary. Select a phrase, and hold the
+{{< kbd S >}} key to look it up in a search engine. Smartphone users can ignore
+this and keep scrolling --- that's all they're good for.
+
+[^1]: First saw this idea [here](https://arachnoid.com/administration/index.html)
+      and promptly boosted it.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/self.md b/content/canory/messages/self.md
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+date    = "2022-03-02T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "self" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+Check out this party trick; this thing can quote other messages. {{< spoiler >}} 
+Technically... the
+instructions from the manufacturer was not to do this --- but rules are made to be
+broken... right? 
+{{< /spoiler >}}
+
+{{< self "/canory/messages/self" >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md b/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md
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+date       = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod    = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+expirydate = "2122-04-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags       = [ "docs", "selfdestruct" ]
+author     = "canory"
+slug       = "cf1a1feb1"
++++
+
+Extraterrestrials don't care about speech in the slightest. According to my
+lackey [@tdro](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is
+{{< abbr srs "serious">}} business for humans.
+
+Professor Wiio says;
+{{< quote
+  "*If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.*"
+  "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws"
+>}}
+
+Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined
+controversy. This is not to be indexed --- search engine bots
+{{< smallcaps "shall not pass" >}} (hopefully), neither will this message propogate through
+`JSON` and `RSS` feeds.
+
+This
+[hidden message](/raw/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md "hidden in plain sight")
+will only disappear in my timeline because I'm an intergalactic time traveler.
+
+
+![Isaac Asimov](/canory/media/internet-is-serious.jpg)
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/styles.md b/content/canory/messages/styles.md
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+date    = "2022-03-23T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "styles" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+**Subtlety** *wins* arguments, and other times an **_impassioned
+plea_** gets the job done. Highlight `bits` of `monospaced` text to look
+sophisticated.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/tables.md b/content/canory/messages/tables.md
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+date    = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "tables" ]
+author  = "canory"
++++
+
+Tables are the most universally understood data presentation format but...
+
+| Tables   |      Are      |  Boring |
+|:---------|:-------------:|--------:|
+| col 1 is |  left--aligned | 123    |
+| col 2 is |    centered    | 12     |
+| col 3 is | right--aligned | 1      |
+
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/tasks.md b/content/canory/messages/tasks.md
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+date    = "2022-03-13T03:44:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "tasks" ]
+author  = "canory"
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+
+We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for
+today. You can schedule posts by setting a date into the future.
+
+- [x] Write Task List
+- [x] Check Task List
+- [ ] Forget About Task List &trade; 
+
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/twitter.md b/content/canory/messages/twitter.md
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+date    = "2022-03-15T03:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "twitter" ]
+author  = "canory"
++++
+
+This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is
+a vast place.
+
+{{< tweet tveastman 1069674780826071040 >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md b/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md
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+date     = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod  = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags     = [ "docs", "unlisted" ]
+unlisted = true
+author   = "canory"
++++
+
+So you're a bit bold and have the cooking skills needed to stay in the kitchen.
+This message is not propagated and hopefully not indexed. The communication
+stays mostly off the record and will not spontaneously blow up.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/videos.md b/content/canory/messages/videos.md
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+date    = "2022-03-20T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "videos" ]
+author  = "canory"
++++
+
+Here's a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you
+appear friendly.
+
+{{< video caption="Big Buck Bunny" start=40 end=55 >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md b/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md
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+date    = "2022-03-06T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "wikipedia" ]
+author  = "canory"
++++
+
+Reason, meaning, and knowledge are the ground truths of society but only when
+all other methods have failed. Invoke the world's most used encyclopedia...
+
+{{< mark Warning >}}:
+Article text may *change* as it appears --- the pedia's not guaranteed to be
+consistent across discrete spacetimes. If the below does not say
+"knowledge" you've been had.
+
+{{< wikipedia >}}
+
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md b/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md
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+date    = "2022-03-18T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "xkcd" ]
+author  = "canory"
++++
+
+Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and
+avoid hotlinking,
+[but do it when it's acceptable](https://xkcd.com/license.html).
+
+![Debugging](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/debugging.png "
+  xkcd: [Debugging](https://xkcd.com/1722)"
+)
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/youtube.md b/content/canory/messages/youtube.md
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+date     = "2022-03-16T04:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod  = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags     = [ "docs", "YouTube" ]
+author   = "canory"
++++
+
+Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here's a video from one of them.
+Pat yourself on the back, you have reached [the end of the
+Internet](https://hmpg.net/).
+
+{{< youtube id=9LoVUbYSv5M muted=1 >}}
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+---
+author: default
+layout: section
+---
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+---
+author: default
+layout: feeds
+---
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+---
+author: default
+layout: likes
+---
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+---
+author: default
+layout: media
+---
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diff --git a/content/default/messages/authors.md b/content/default/messages/authors.md
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+date    = "2022-03-14T04:35:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "authors"  ]
++++
+
+Beep beep beep. Another user? Multiple users are available by setting a specific
+author. [@canory](/canory) thinks this is cool but doesn't know any better --
+it's hacks all the way down.
+
+Any soul that sends a message without a name becomes a _default_ because
+{{< smallcaps "I AM" >}} the default.
diff --git a/content/default/messages/quickstart.md b/content/default/messages/quickstart.md
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+date    = "2022-03-05T03:45:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags    = [ "docs", "hugo", "quickstart"  ]
+author  = "default"
++++
+
+Somehow you've ended up here, funny how that works. I'm responsible for
+explaining how to get started.
+
+GIT CLONE. EXECUTE HUGO.
+
+```shell
+git clone
+cd canory
+hugo
+```
+
+SERVE HTML. USE ANY HTTP SERVER.
+
+```shell
+cd public
+php -S 127.0.0.1:8124
+python -m http.server 8125
+```
+
+MAKE USER. STUDY CONTENT FOLDER.
+
+```shell
+make auther user=robot
+```
+
+That concludes our community announcement.