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diff --git a/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md b/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md new file mode 100644 index 0000000..60f6b61 --- /dev/null +++ b/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md @@ -0,0 +1,30 @@ ++++ +date = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00" +lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00" +expirydate = "2122-04-29T22:55:17+00:00" +tags = [ "docs", "selfdestruct" ] +author = "canory" +slug = "cf1a1feb1" ++++ + +Extraterrestrials don't care about speech in the slightest. According to my +lackey [@tdro](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is +{{< abbr srs "serious">}} business for humans. + +Professor Wiio says; +{{< quote + "*If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.*" + "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws" +>}} + +Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined +controversy. This is not to be indexed --- search engine bots +{{< smallcaps "shall not pass" >}} (hopefully), neither will this message propogate through +`JSON` and `RSS` feeds. + +This +[hidden message](/raw/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md "hidden in plain sight") +will only disappear in my timeline because I'm an intergalactic time traveler. + + +![Isaac Asimov](/canory/media/internet-is-serious.jpg) |