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+date = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+expirydate = "2122-04-29T22:55:17+00:00"
+tags = [ "docs", "selfdestruct" ]
+author = "canory"
+slug = "cf1a1feb1"
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+
+Extraterrestrials don't care about speech in the slightest. According to my
+lackey [@tdro](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is
+{{< abbr srs "serious">}} business for humans.
+
+Professor Wiio says;
+{{< quote
+ "*If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.*"
+ "https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws"
+>}}
+
+Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined
+controversy. This is not to be indexed --- search engine bots
+{{< smallcaps "shall not pass" >}} (hopefully), neither will this message propogate through
+`JSON` and `RSS` feeds.
+
+This
+[hidden message](/raw/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md "hidden in plain sight")
+will only disappear in my timeline because I'm an intergalactic time traveler.
+
+
+![Isaac Asimov](/canory/media/internet-is-serious.jpg)