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 SDSM: Super Duper Secure Mode
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 Three–strikes Law: Three strikes and you’re out.
+%
+Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
+Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
+Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
+Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
+Spam spam spam spam!
+— Monty Python, Spam Song
+%
+The world really isn’t any worse.  It’s just that the news
+coverage is so much better.
+%
+If you’re careful enough, nothing bad or good
+will ever happen to you.
+%
+Never have so many understood so little about so much.
+— James Burke
+%
+To err is human – but it feels divine.
+— Mae West
+%
+Necessity is the plea for every infringement of
+human freedom: it is the argument of tyrants; it
+is the creed of slaves.
+— William Pitt, House of Commons, 1783
+%
+Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.