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 We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.
 — John Naisbitt, Megatrends
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+The Akashic Records.
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+I never did it that way before.
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+Theorem: A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has
+eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
+Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
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+The more things change, the more they’ll never be the same again.
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+Society creates its own monsters.
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+“It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory
+is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it
+doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.” —
+Richard P. Feynman
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+Zero days all day.
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+To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more
+difficult to criticize the competent.
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+In a consumer society there are inevitably two
+kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and
+the prisoners of envy. — Ivan Illich
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+Golden hammers for sale.
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+Beware of fake comments and reviews.
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+This is the darkest timeline.
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+Provides improved system stability.
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+No country, however rich, can afford the waste of
+its human resources. Demoralization caused by
+vast unemployment is our greatest extravagance.
+Morally, it is the greatest menace to our social
+order. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
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+It’s great to be smart ‘cause then you know stuff.
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+About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a
+pencil with a blunt ax. It is equally vain to try to do it
+with ten blunt axes instead. — Edsger Dijkstra
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+There are two ways to write error–free programs; only the
+third way works.
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+“The lesser of two evils – is evil.”
+— Seymour (Sy) Leon
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+If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a
+couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson
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+Bloom’s Seventh Law of Litigation:
+The judge’s jokes are always funny.
+%
+It’s is not, it isn’t ain’t, and it’s it’s, not its, if you
+mean it is.  If you don’t, it’s its.  Then too, it’s hers.
+It isn’t her’s.  It isn’t our’s either.  It’s ours, and
+likewise yours and theirs. — Oxford University Press,
+Edpress News
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+Savage’s Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you’ll get it
+bad.
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+Consumers love ads.