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@@ -572,7 +572,7 @@ Benjamin Franklin said it first.
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Rosenfield’s Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped.
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-Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not
+Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not
to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.
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Connected. Take this REPL, brother, and may it serve you well.
@@ -845,7 +845,7 @@ remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
Friendship: A ship big enough to carry
two in fair weather, but only one in foul. — The Devil’s Dictionary
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-“You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell
+“You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell
lies?”
— Buster the Myth Maker
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@@ -1465,7 +1465,7 @@ No matter what anyone tells you, isometric exercises cannot be done
quietly at your desk at work. People will suspect manic tendencies as
you twitter around in your chair.
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-How many comments on the internet do you surmise are fake?
+How many comments on the Internet do you surmise are fake?
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People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.
— Otto Von Bismarck
@@ -2095,7 +2095,7 @@ delivered the city; yet no man remembered that same poor man.
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If you’re happy, you’re successful.
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-The internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence.
+The Internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence.
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Crush the competition.
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@@ -2294,7 +2294,7 @@ to keep it for themselves.”
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-Books are better than the internet.
+Books are better than the Internet.
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It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends
on his not understanding it.
@@ -2380,7 +2380,7 @@ Teamwork is essential — it allows you to blame someone else.
“When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower
me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.”
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-The internet is utterly broken.
+The Internet is utterly broken.
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If Bill Gates is the devil then Linus Torvalds must be the messiah.
— Unknown
@@ -2788,7 +2788,7 @@ hurtling down the highway. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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Winning Arguments: There is no evidence to support your assertion.
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-Most of what you read on the internet is written by insane people.
+Most of what you read on the Internet is written by insane people.
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Politician’s Logic: (1) We must do something.
(2) This is something. (3) Therefore, we must do this.