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author | Thedro Neely <thedroneely@gmail.com> | 2021-01-08 21:07:33 -0500 |
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generators/fortune/quotes: Capitalize internet quotes
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diff --git a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune index ab6a574..bb2c25a 100644 --- a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune +++ b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune @@ -572,7 +572,7 @@ Benjamin Franklin said it first. % Rosenfield’s Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped. % -Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the internet is not +Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer. % Connected. Take this REPL, brother, and may it serve you well. @@ -845,7 +845,7 @@ remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after. Friendship: A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. — The Devil’s Dictionary % -“You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell +“You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell lies?” — Buster the Myth Maker % @@ -1465,7 +1465,7 @@ No matter what anyone tells you, isometric exercises cannot be done quietly at your desk at work. People will suspect manic tendencies as you twitter around in your chair. % -How many comments on the internet do you surmise are fake? +How many comments on the Internet do you surmise are fake? % People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election. — Otto Von Bismarck @@ -2095,7 +2095,7 @@ delivered the city; yet no man remembered that same poor man. % If you’re happy, you’re successful. % -The internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence. +The Internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence. % Crush the competition. % @@ -2294,7 +2294,7 @@ to keep it for themselves.” % This page intentionally left blank. % -Books are better than the internet. +Books are better than the Internet. % It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on his not understanding it. @@ -2380,7 +2380,7 @@ Teamwork is essential — it allows you to blame someone else. “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.” % -The internet is utterly broken. +The Internet is utterly broken. % If Bill Gates is the devil then Linus Torvalds must be the messiah. — Unknown @@ -2788,7 +2788,7 @@ hurtling down the highway. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum % Winning Arguments: There is no evidence to support your assertion. % -Most of what you read on the internet is written by insane people. +Most of what you read on the Internet is written by insane people. % Politician’s Logic: (1) We must do something. (2) This is something. (3) Therefore, we must do this. |