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@@ -2765,3 +2765,27 @@ in a room alone.” — Blaise Pascal, Pensées
 — Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
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 “Don’t be a shill.”
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+Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
+— Ambrose Bierce
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+Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
+Johnson’s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere
+within the organization.
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+Become a Lord or Lady today!
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+“Created by wars that required it, the machine now created the wars it
+required.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter, Imperialism and Social Classes
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+“History is a record of “effects” the vast majority of which nobody
+intended to produce.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter
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+Many arguments are semantic disputes.
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+Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
+hurtling down the highway. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum
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+Winning Arguments: There is no evidence to support your assertion.
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+Most of what you read on the internet is written by insane people.