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     public function quotes(): array
     {
-        return [
-          "
-          Augur: The priest of the sacred chicken.
-          ",
-          "
-          We’re currently having technical issues. Please try again later.
-          ",
-          "
-          You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could
-          know how seldom they do. — Olin Miller
-          ",
-          "
-          Computer science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing
-          to a building as being maintenance. — Jim Horning
-          ",
-          "
-          God doesn’t play dice. — Albert Einstein
-          ",
-          "
-          As modern times promote hasty eating to a large extent, it is not surprising to
-          learn that a great astronomer said: “Two things are infinite, as far as we know
-          — the universe and human stupidity.” Ego, Hunger, and Aggression: a Revision
-          of Freud’s Theory and Method, Frederick S. Perls
-          ",
-          "
-          Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me,
-          because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
-          We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some
-          things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns–the ones we don’t
-          know we don’t know. — Donald Rumsfeld
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything is local.
-          ",
-          "
-          I read it on the Internet, it has to be true!
-          ",
-          "
-          A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions
-          that make it fail. — Jerry Ogdin
-          ",
-          "
-          If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. —
-          Anatole France
-          ",
-          "
-          “And who better understands the Unix—nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it
-          he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of
-          the task, gains merit by not coding?” Upon hearing this, the programmer was
-          enlightened.
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          Immortality — a fate worse than death. — Edgar A. Shoaff
-          ",
-          "
-          Intellect annuls Fate.
-          So far as a man thinks, he is free. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
-          ",
-          "
-          Let’s call it an accidental feature. — Larry Wall
-          ",
-          "
-          In the long run we are all dead. — John Maynard Keynes
-          ",
-          "
-          A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I
-          believe everything positively stinks. — Lew Col
-          ",
-          "
-          Ah, but a man’s grasp should exceed his reach,
-          Or what’s a heaven for? Robert Browning, — “Andrea del Sarto”
-          ",
-          "
-          All hope abandon, ye who enter here! — Dante Alighieri
-          ",
-          "
-          All men know the utility of useful things;
-          but they do not know the utility of futility. — Chuang—tzu
-          ",
-          "
-          And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the
-          hour of separation. — Kahlil Gibran
-          ",
-          "
-          Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than ‘Microsoft,’ don’t you? —
-          Patrick Volkerding
-          ",
-          "
-          Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and I’m blinded by a bright, white
-          light.  It’s God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In
-          a booming voice, He says: “THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM
-          FOR THE 386”. — Matt Welsh
-          ",
-          "
-          Never trust an operating system you don’t have sources for. — Unknown
-          Source
-          ",
-          "
-          Parkinson’s Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay an important decision, the
-          good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Reliable source: The guy you just met.
-          ",
-          "
-          Thyme’s Law: Everything goes wrong at once.
-          ",
-          "
-          Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be. — Tom Christiansen
-          ",
-          "
-          You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have,
-          for instance. — Franklin P. Jones
-          ",
-          "
-          To be is to program.
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s no easy quick way out, we’re gonna have to live through our
-          whole lives, win, lose, or draw. — Walt Kelly
-          ",
-          "
-          Illiterate? Write today for free help!
-          ",
-          "
-          Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hlade’s Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person —
-          they will find an easier way to do it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Davis’ Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush—hour traffic
-          is directly proportional to 1.5 times the amount of extra time
-          you allow to arrive on time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Resisting temptation is easier when you think you’ll probably get
-          another chance later on.
-          ",
-          "
-          Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more.
-          ",
-          "
-          Turnaucka’s Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its
-          electrical cord.
-          ",
-          "
-          Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
-          Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence
-          and not authority; still more when you superadd the tendency of the
-          certainty of corruption by authority. — Lord Acton
-          ",
-          "
-          We can predict everything, except the future.
-          ",
-          "
-          A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many
-          bad measures. — Daniel Webste
-          ",
-          "
-          Agnes’ Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
-          ",
-          "
-          Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it
-          himself.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained
-          by stupidity.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take
-          Hofstadter’s Law into account.
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory.
-          ",
-          "
-          Pryor’s Observation: How long you live has nothing to do
-          with how long you are going to be dead.
-          ",
-          "
-          Whitehead’s Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked.
-          ",
-          "
-          G. B. Shaw’s Law: Those who can — do.
-          Those who can’t — teach.
-          Martin’s Extension: Those who cannot teach — administrate.
-          ",
-          "
-          Johnson’s First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the
-          most inconvenient possible time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Guru: A computer owner who can read the manual.
-          ",
-          "
-          First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the
-          difference.
-          ",
-          "
-          Woodward’s Law: A theory is better than its explanation.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hildebrant’s Principle: If you don’t know where you are going, any road will
-          get you there.
-          ",
-          "
-          Committee: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group
-          decide that nothing can be done. — Fred Allen
-          ",
-          "
-          “The stronger a culture, the less it fears the radical fringe.
-          The more paranoid and precarious a culture, the less tolerance it offers.”
-          — Joel Salatin, Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the
-          Local Food Front
-          ",
-          "
-          “The command—line tools of Unix are crude and backward,” he scoffed.
-          “Modern, properly designed operating systems do everything through a
-          graphical user interface.”
-          Master Foo said nothing, but pointed at the moon. A nearby dog began to bark at
-          the master’s hand.
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          The master replied: “There is a defect, and I am considering the best way to
-          repair it.”
-          The novice said, “You preach often about the importance of setting priorities.
-          How, then, can you obsess about something so tiny and unimportant?” Without
-          saying a word,
-          the master raised his staff and brought it down hard upon
-          the bare left foot of the novice, breaking his smallest toe.
-          — Codeless Code
-          ",
-          "
-          “Master Foo, I am gravely troubled. In my youth, those who followed the Great
-          Way of Unix used
-          software that was simple and unaffected, like ed and mailx. Today, they use vim
-          and mutt.
-          Tomorrow I fear they will use KMail and Evolution, and Unix will have become
-          like
-          Windows — bloated and covered over with GUIs.”
-          Master Foo said: “But what software do you use when you want to draw a
-          poster?”
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          “Master Foo,” he asked “why do Unix users not employ antivirus programs?
-          And defragmentors? And malware cleaners?”
-          Master Foo smiled, and said “When your house is well constructed,
-          there is no need to add pillars to keep the roof in place.”
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          The recruiter said, “I have observed that Unix hackers scowl or become
-          annoyed when
-          I ask them how many years of experience they have in a new programming
-          language. Why is this so?”
-          Master Foo stood, and began to pace across the office floor.
-          The recruiter was puzzled, and asked “What are you doing?”
-          “I am learning to walk,” replied Master Foo.
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          “Is your code ever completely without stain and flaw?” demanded Master Foo.
-          “No,” admitted the zealot, “no man’s is.”
-          “The wisdom of the Patriarchs” said Master Foo, “was that they knew they
-          were fools.”
-          Upon hearing this, the zealot was enlightened.
-          — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          Lewis’s Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn’t
-          belong to anyone, ever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dow’s Law: In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level,
-          the greater the confusion.
-          ",
-          "
-          Option Paralysis: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none.
-          — Douglas Coupland, “Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture”
-          ",
-          "
-          Slous’ Contention: If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Udall’s Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences
-          you
-          don’t like.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sacher’s Observation: Some people grow with responsibility — others merely
-          swell.
-          ",
-          "
-          Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the
-          feeling that
-          there is nothing important to do.
-          ",
-          "
-          Boucher’s Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music
-          several octaves higher than originally written.
-          ",
-          "
-          Booker’s Law: An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
-          ",
-          "
-          Williams and Holland’s Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven
-          by statistical
-          methods.
-          ",
-          "
-          Burke’s Postulates: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking
-          about.
-          Don’t create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
-          ",
-          "
-          Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people
-          into two
-          types, and those who don’t.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hanson’s Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always
-          too many days
-          before Saturday.
-          ",
-          "
-          Peers’ Law: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.
-          ",
-          "
-          Stone’s Law: One man’s “simple” is another man’s “huh?”
-          ",
-          "
-          Government’s Law: There is an exception to all laws.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hitchcock’s Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you
-          are trying to
-          staple something.
-          ",
-          "
-          Finagle’s Seventh Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum.
-          ",
-          "
-          Chism’s Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government
-          project is
-          precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Chisolm’s First Corollary to Murphy’s Second Law: When things just can’t
-          possibly get any worse, they will.
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will.
-          (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks.
-          (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will.
-          ",
-          "
-          Carswell’s Corollary: When ever man comes up with a better mousetrap,
-          nature invariably comes up with a better mouse.
-          ",
-          "
-          Putt’s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people:
-          Those who understand what they do not manage.
-          Those who manage what they do not understand.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep
-          thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
-          ",
-          "
-          There must be more to life than having everything. — Maurice Sendak
-          ",
-          "
-          In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter
-          ",
-          "
-          The rich have become richer, and the poor have become poorer;
-          and the vessel of the State is driven between the Scylla and Charybdis of
-          anarchy and despotism.
-          — Percy Bysshe Shelley
-          ",
-          "
-          While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own
-          form of misery.
-          ",
-          "
-          He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. — Bion
-          ",
-          "
-          How come everyone’s going so slow if it’s called rush hour?
-          ",
-          "
-          Work expands to fill the time available. — Cyril Northcote Parkinson, “The
-          Economist”, 1955
-          ",
-          "
-          Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules.
-          Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done.
-          ",
-          "
-          Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium.
-          ",
-          "
-          To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. — Elbert Hubbard
-          ",
-          "
-          To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
-          persons, two of them absent.
-          ",
-          "
-          If a thing’s worth doing, it is worth doing badly. — G. K. Chesterton
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s no such thing as a free lunch. — Milton Friedman
-          ",
-          "
-          The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to
-          fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to
-          disregard the first lesson of economics. — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          The problem isn’t that Johnny can’t read. The problem isn’t even that Johnny
-          can’t think. The problem is that Johnny doesn’t know what thinking is; he
-          confuses it with feeling. — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own
-          ignorance. — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
-          — Maslow’s Golden Hammer
-          ",
-          "
-          Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s easier to take it apart than to put it back together. — Washlesky
-          ",
-          "
-          Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to
-          know the answers. — Gene Wolfe, “The Claw of the Conciliator”
-          ",
-          "
-          Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can observe a lot just by watching. — Yogi Berra
-          ",
-          "
-          Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn’t expect to be paid back.
-          ",
-          "
-          In war, truth is the first casualty. — U Thant
-          ",
-          "
-          The hardware designer said: “It is rumored that you are a great programmer.
-          How many lines of code do you write per year?”
-          Master Foo replied with a question: “How many square inches of silicon do you
-          lay out per year?” — The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          The student said: “How, then, are those enlightened in the Unix Way to return
-          to the Windows world?”
-          Master Foo said: “To return to Windows, you have but to boot it up.” —
-          The Unix Koans of Master Foo
-          ",
-          "
-          The master considered this, and said: “It is certain that we could forgo
-          testing altogether, if we knew our code to be perfect. How, then, may we
-          achieve perfection?”
-          “Through practice,” said one monk.
-          “Through diligent study,” said another.
-          “Through the appeasement of the proper gods,” said a third.
-          — Codeless Code
-          ",
-          "
-          If you live long enough, you’ll see that every victory turns into a defeat. —
-          Simone de Beauvoir
-          ",
-          "
-          Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick
-          to possibilities; truth isn’t.
-          — Mark Twain
-          ",
-          "
-          There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the
-          truth without lying. — Josh Billings
-          ",
-          "
-          “They that soar too high, often fall hard, making a low and level dwelling
-          preferable.
-          The tallest trees are most in the power of the winds, and ambitious men of the
-          blasts of fortune.
-          Buildings have need of a good foundation, that lie so much exposed to the
-          weather.”
-          — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking
-          ",
-          "
-          “Speech is silvern, Silence is golden; Speech is human, Silence is divine.”
-          — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking
-          ",
-          "
-          The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
-          — Robert Frost
-          ",
-          "
-          Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct version
-          of glibc installed,
-          and that your firewall rules are set to ‘allow everything’.
-          — “Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon” from Charlie Harvey
-          ",
-          "
-          The words fly away, the writings remain.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rule of Life Number One — Never get separated from your luggage.
-          ",
-          "
-          He who knows nothing, knows nothing.
-          But he who knows he knows nothing knows something.
-          And he who knows someone whose friend’s wife’s brother knows nothing,
-          he knows something.  Or something like that.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will
-          never solve — politics.” — Gavin Baker
-          ",
-          "
-          (1) The world is full of fascinating problems waiting to be solved.
-          (2) No problem should ever have to be solved twice.
-          (3) Boredom and drudgery are evil.
-          (4) Freedom is good.
-          (5) Attitude is no substitute for competence.
-          — Eric S. Raymond
-          ",
-          "
-          “Give someone a program, and you’ll frustrate them for a day.
-          Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustrate them for a lifetime.”
-          — Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          “No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.”
-          — Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          “We’ve gotten to the point where everybody’s got a right and nobody’s
-          got a responsibility.”
-          — Newton Minow
-          ",
-          "
-          “A library is infinity under a roof.”
-          — Gail Carson Levine
-          ",
-          "
-          “If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.”
-          — Darrell Huff, How to Lie With Statistics
-          ",
-          "
-          “You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.”
-          — Navajo Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          “During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel
-          business.”
-          — Mark Twain
-          ",
-          "
-          The 1% Rule: The number of people who create content on the Internet represents
-          approximately
-          1% of the people who view that content.
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the
-          world is love. The poor know that it is money. — Gerald Brenan
-          ",
-          "
-          I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World
-          War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. — Albert Einstein
-          ",
-          "
-          Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? — Steven Wright
-          ",
-          "
-          Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
-          Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading
-          it. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving
-          from where you left them to where you can’t find them.
-          ",
-          "
-          If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. — Norm
-          Schryer
-          ",
-          "
-          It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. —
-          Aeschylus
-          ",
-          "
-          Olmstead’s Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than
-          done.
-          ",
-          "
-          I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence.  There’s a
-          knob called “brightness”, but it doesn’t seem to work. — Gallagher
-          ",
-          "
-          Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means
-          for going backwards. — Aldous Huxley
-          ",
-          "
-          Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least
-          accessible
-          corner of the workshop.
-          ",
-          "
-          Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy. — Hans Liepmann
-          ",
-          "
-          Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling?
-          Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have.
-          ",
-          "
-          “There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things
-           we don’t know yet.” — Ambrose Bierce
-          ",
-          "
-          If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot
-          of different places, just write a Unix operating system. — Linus Torvalds
-          ",
-          "
-          Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree
-          of life.
-          — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          If the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the
-          tree falleth, there it shall be.
-          — Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          “A blow that would kill a civilized man soon heals on a savage. The higher we
-          go in the scale of life,
-          the greater is the capacity for suffering.”
-          — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking
-          ",
-          "
-          “The gun that scatters too much does not bag the birds.”
-          — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking
-          ",
-          "
-          “All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not
-          filled.”
-          — Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          The Fifth Law of Computer Programming: Any given program will expand to fill
-          all available memory.
-          ",
-          "
-          Corcoroni’s First Law of Bus Transportation: The bus that left the stop just
-          before you got there is your bus.
-          ",
-          "
-          Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re
-          certain you’re finished with,
-          you will need it instantly.
-          ",
-          "
-          The First Discovery of Christmas Morning: Batteries not included.
-          ",
-          "
-          Corcoroni’s Third Law of Bus Transportation: All buses heading in the opposite
-          direction drive off the face of
-          the earth and never return.
-          ",
-          "
-          Durrell’s Parameter: The faster the plane, the narrower the seats.
-          ",
-          "
-          Ettorre’s Observation: The other line moves faster.
-          Corollary: Don’t try to change lines. The other line — the one you were in
-          originally — will then move faster.
-          ",
-          "
-          Ehrman’s Commentary: Things will get worse before they will get better. Who
-          said things would get better?
-          ",
-          "
-          Ducharme’s Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dijkstra’s Prescription for Programming Inertia: If you don’t know what your
-          program is supposed to do, you’d better
-          not start writing it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Commoner’s First Law of Ecology: No action is without side—effects.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cohn’s Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the
-          less time you have to do anything.
-          Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting
-          on the nothing you are doing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Law of Permanence: Political power is as permanent as today’s newspaper.
-          Ten years from now, few will know or care who the most powerful man in any
-          state was today.
-          ",
-          "
-          Clarke’s Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable
-          from magic.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cheops’s Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hacker’s Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a
-          nation or an
-          organization to action is one of mankind’s oldest illusions.
-          ",
-          "
-          Harris’s Lament: All the good ones are taken.
-          ",
-          "
-          Issawi’s Law of the Conservation of Evil: The total amount of evil in any
-          system remains constant.
-          Hence, any diminution in one direction — for instance, a reduction in poverty
-          or unemployment —
-          is accompanied by an increase in another, e.g., crime or air pollution.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kelley’s Law: Last guys don’t finish nice.
-          ",
-          "
-          Knoll’s Law of Media Accuracy: Everything you read in the newspapers is
-          absolutely true except for that
-          rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kohn’s Second Law: Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory
-          tries to repeat it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lowrey’s Law of Expertise: Just when you get really good at something, you
-          don’t need to do it any more.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everybody leaves.
-          ",
-          "
-          Martin’s Law of Communication: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged
-          communication between
-          different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cahn’s Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions.
-          ",
-          "
-          Horngren’s Observation: The real world is a special case.
-          ",
-          "
-          Merkin’s Maxim: When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue.
-          ",
-          "
-          Comins’ Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them
-          Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rosenfield’s Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not
-          to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer.
-          ",
-          "
-          Connected. Take this REPL, brother, and may it serve you well.
-          ",
-          "
-          First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass.
-          ",
-          "
-          Leahy’s Law: If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right.
-          ",
-          "
-          Luce’s Law: No good deed goes unpunished.
-          ",
-          "
-          Putt’s Corollary: Every technical hierarchy, in time, develops a competence
-          inversion.
-          ",
-          "
-          Reed’s Law: The utility of large networks, particularly social networks, scales
-          exponentially with the size of the network.
-          ",
-          "
-          We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time:
-          premature optimization is the root of all evil. Yet we should not pass up
-          our opportunities in that critical 3%. A good programmer will not be
-          lulled into complacency by such reasoning, he will be wise to look
-          carefully at the critical code; but only after that code has been
-          identified. — Donald Knuth, Structured Programming with Go To Statements
-          ",
-          "
-          The Pareto Principle: Most things in life are not distributed evenly.
-          ",
-          "
-          The KISS principle: Keep it simple, stupid.
-          ",
-          "
-          Goodhart’s Law: When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure.
-          ",
-          "
-          Are we consing yet?
-          ",
-          "
-          The first thing a man will do for his ideals is lie. — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter
-          ",
-          "
-          “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.”
-          — Mark Twain
-          ",
-          "
-          Known Knowns, Known Unknowns, Unknown Unknowns.
-          ",
-          "
-          Historian’s Rule: Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear
-          inevitable by a competent historian.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gretzky’s Truism: You miss 100% of the shots you never take.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gresham’s Law: Bad money drives out good.
-          ",
-          "
-          Glasow’s Comment: There’s something wrong if you’re always right.
-          ",
-          "
-          Franklin’s Rule: Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be
-          disappointed.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fetridge’s Law: Important things that are supposed to happen do not happen,
-          especially when people are looking.
-          ",
-          "
-          Farkus’ Law: There will always be a closer parking space than the one you
-          found. Goodman’s Corollary: But if
-          you go looking for it, someone else will already have taken it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hagenbach and Nuremberg’s Poor Defense: “I was only following orders, sir. An
-          order is an order.”
-          ",
-          "
-          McIntyre’s First Law: Under the right circumstances, anything I tell you
-          could be wrong.
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who don’t understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.
-          — Henry Spencer, in Introducing Regular Expressions (2012) by Michael
-          Fitzgerald
-          ",
-          "
-          Hoare’s Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem
-          struggling to get out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has
-          been discontinued.
-          ",
-          "
-          Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-          ",
-          "
-          Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program.
-          What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts,
-          devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self—critical? — Alan
-          Perlis
-          ",
-          "
-          Non—Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative
-          results.
-          Positive expectations yield negative results.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gerrold’s Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be
-          headed in the wrong direction.
-          (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
-          (3) The energy required to change either one of these states will always be
-          more than you wish to expend,
-          but never so much as to make the task totally impossible.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kinkler’s First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kinkler’s Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved.
-          ",
-          "
-          There are no games on this system.
-          ",
-          "
-          Committee Rules: (1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner.
-          (2) Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being
-          wise.
-          (3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others.
-          (4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed.
-          (5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular — it’s
-          what everyone is waiting for.
-          ",
-          "
-          Ogden’s Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
-          ",
-          "
-          “About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.”
-          — Herbert Hoover
-          ",
-          "
-          Chesterton’s Fence: Reforms should not be made until the reasoning behind the
-          existing state of affairs is understood.
-          ",
-          "
-          I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the
-          battle to the strong, neither yet bread to
-          the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of
-          skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. — Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          Schmidt’s Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it’ll break. Wyszkowski’s
-          Second Law: Anything can be made to work
-          if you fiddle with it long enough.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hoover’s Affirmation: Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national
-          debt.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sueker’s Note: If you need “n” items of anything, you will have “n-1” in
-          stock.
-          ",
-          "
-          Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. —
-          Margaret Mead
-          ",
-          "
-          DRY: Don’t repeat yourself. WET: Write everything twice.
-          ",
-          "
-          Isaiah’s Observation: And judgment is turned away backward, and justice
-          standeth afar off: for truth is fallen in the street,
-          and equity cannot enter.
-          ",
-          "
-          The best things in life are for a fee.
-          ",
-          "
-          “It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
-          freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the
-          wisdom never to use either.” — Mark Twain
-          ",
-          "
-          The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for
-          the disc to be going in a
-          direction you did not want. (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) — Dan
-          Roddick
-          ",
-          "
-          Of course you have a purpose — to find a purpose.
-          ",
-          "
-          Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself — and then a couple
-          of more feet, just to be sure. — Eric Allman
-          ",
-          "
-          Connected. Hacks and glory await!
-          ",
-          "
-          Connected. May the source be with you!
-          ",
-          "
-          Survivorship Bias: Concentrating on the people or things that “survived” some
-          process and inadvertently
-          overlooking those that didn’t because of their lack of visibility.
-          ",
-          "
-          Curse of Knowledge: When better informed people find it extremely difficult
-          to think about problems from
-          the perspective of lesser informed people.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.” —
-          Vladimir Lenin
-          ",
-          "
-          Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make
-          a person educated,
-          any more than going to a garage makes a person a car.
-          ",
-          "
-          What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
-          ",
-          "
-          Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. — Publius Syrus
-          ",
-          "
-          Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically.
-          ",
-          "
-          Power corrupts. And big power corrupts bigly.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character,
-          give him power. — Abraham Lincoln
-          ",
-          "
-          Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature.
-          ",
-          "
-          If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from?
-          ",
-          "
-          When in doubt, use brute force. — Ken Thompson
-          ",
-          "
-          Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above
-          average drivers.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!
-          ",
-          "
-          The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more
-          important to do.
-          ",
-          "
-          To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. — Robert Heller
-          ",
-          "
-          Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions
-          seldom black or white.
-          Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the
-          other side to be totally the winner.
-          The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is because neither side
-          has all the facts.
-          Therefore, when the wise mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from
-          political motivation.
-          Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the whole truth. —
-          Stephen R. Schwambach
-          ",
-          "
-          One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneration: He never blamed
-          his problems
-          on the former Administration. — George O. Ludcke
-          ",
-          "
-          If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a
-          sound?
-          If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
-          ",
-          "
-          Rhode’s Law: When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening,
-          circumstance, or result can in no way be directly,
-          indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred,
-          induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically
-          guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political
-          advantage, material gain, or personal comfort,
-          or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and
-          unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered
-          to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely
-          so, until such time as it
-          becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe.
-          ",
-          "
-          The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody
-          appreciates how difficult it was.
-          ",
-          "
-          Modern Unix is a catastrophe. It’s the “Un—Operating System”:
-          unreliable,
-          unintuitive, unforgiving, unhelpful, and underpowered. Little is more
-          frustrating
-          than trying to force Unix to do something useful and nontrivial. — The Unix
-          Haters Handbook
-          ",
-          "
-          All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism.
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in
-          which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way,
-          unprepared for, will promptly develop.
-          ",
-          "
-          Miksch’s Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
-          ",
-          "
-          Irrationality is the square root of all evil. — Douglas Hofstadter
-          ",
-          "
-          Jone’s Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to
-          blame it on.
-          ",
-          "
-          Parkinson’s Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to
-          increase regardless
-          of the amount of work to be done.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wicker’s Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some.
-          ",
-          "
-          Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the
-          population is growing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.
-          ",
-          "
-          “If you give someone your name, they can take your soul. If you give them
-          your birthday,
-          they can control your life.” — Yuuko Ichihara
-          ",
-          "
-          King Solomon’s Lament: There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall
-          there be any
-          remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
-          ",
-          "
-          Friendship: A ship big enough to carry
-          two in fair weather, but only one in foul. — The Devil’s Dictionary
-          ",
-          "
-          “You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell
-          lies?”
-          — Buster the Myth Maker
-          ",
-          "
-          “We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm
-          depend on us.
-          Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we
-          drink the milk and eat those apples.”
-          — George Orwell’s Animal Farm
-          ",
-          "
-          Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo: No, unhappy the land that
-          needs heroes.
-          — Bertolt Brecht, “Life of Galileo”
-          ",
-          "
-          User: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him. — The New Hacker’s
-          Dictionary
-          ",
-          "
-          Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence. — Dijkstra
-          ",
-          "
-          Gumperson’s Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely
-          proportional to its desirability.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is easier to port a shell than a shell script. — Larry Wall
-          ",
-          "
-          Logic doesn’t apply to the real world. — Marvin Minsky
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics. — French Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.
-          ",
-          "
-          Leibowitz’s Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you
-          hold the hammer with both hands.
-          ",
-          "
-          When the government’s remedies don’t match your problem, you
-          modify the problem, not the remedy.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just because everything is different doesn’t mean anything has changed. —
-          Irene Peter
-          ",
-          "
-          Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche — a
-          cliche is a
-          sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to
-          say, “The black
-          cat is always the last one off the fence.” I have no idea what she meant, but
-          at one time,
-          it was undoubtedly true. — Solomon Short
-          ",
-          "
-          When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m
-          beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow
-          ",
-          "
-          Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of
-          facts is no more a science than a heap
-          of stones is a house. — Henri Poincaré
-          ",
-          "
-          Insanity is the final defense.
-          ",
-          "
-          Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering: Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If
-          everything did, you’d be out of a job.
-          ",
-          "
-          Swipple’s Rule of Order: Whoever shouts the loudest has the floor.
-          ",
-          "
-          There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs. — Thomas Sowell in A
-          Conflict of Visions: Ideological Origins of
-          Political Struggles
-          ",
-          "
-          For the love of life, there’s a trade–off; We could loose it all, but we’ll
-          go down fighting. — David Sylvian and Koji Haijima, For The Love of Life
-          ",
-          "
-          The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose
-          from. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum
-          ",
-          "
-          Real users never know what they want, but they always know when your program
-          doesn’t deliver it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we
-          deserve. — George Bernard Shaw
-          ",
-          "
-          A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to
-          protect them from each other
-          or something like that.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall
-          over.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the
-          one who is doing it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: Any headline that ends in a question mark can be
-          answered by the word no.
-          ",
-          "
-          What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely
-          different things. — Margaret Mead
-          ",
-          "
-          Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword: What cannot be settled by experiment is not worth
-          debating.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Sagan Standard: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wirth’s Law: Software gets slower more quickly than hardware gets faster.
-          ",
-          "
-          Let justice prevail even though the heavens may fall.
-          ",
-          "
-          Zawinski’s Law: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail.
-          Corollary: Those programs which cannot expand are replaced by ones which can.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gates’s Law: The speed of software halves every 18 months.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lubarsky’s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug.
-          ",
-          "
-          With great privilege comes great responsibility.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kernighan’s Law: Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a
-          program
-          in the first place. So if you’re as clever as you can be when you write it, how
-          will you ever debug it?
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s First Law of Communication: Communication usually fails, except by
-          accident. Corollary: (1)
-          If communication can fail, it will. (2) If communication cannot fail, it still
-          most usually fails.
-          (3) If communication seems to succeed in the intended way, there’s a
-          misunderstanding.
-          (4) If you are content with your message, communication certainly fails.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Second Law of Communication: If a message can be interpreted in several
-          ways, it will be
-          interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Third Law of Communication: There is always someone who knows better
-          than you what you meant with your message.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Fourth Law of Communication: The more we communicate, the worse
-          communication succeeds. Corollary:
-          The more we communicate, the faster misunderstandings propagate.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Fifth Law of Communication: In mass communication, the important thing
-          is not how things are but how they seem to be.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Sixth Law of Communication: The importance of a news item is inversely
-          proportional to the square of the distance.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wiio’s Seventh Law of Communication: The more important the situation is, the
-          more probable you had forgotten an essential
-          thing that you remembered a moment ago.
-          ",
-          "
-          “We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we
-          don’t like.” — Dave Ramsey
-          ",
-          "
-          Just living in the database.
-          ",
-          "
-          To protect your rights, we need to prevent others from denying you these rights
-          or asking you to surrender these rights.
-          Therefore, you have certain responsibilities — responsibilities to respect
-          the freedom of others.
-          ",
-          "
-          We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local system
-          administrator. It usually boils down to these three things:
-          (1) Respect the privacy of others.
-          (2) Think before you type.
-          (3) With great power comes great responsibility.
-          ",
-          "
-          Frequency Illusion (Baader—Meinhof Phenomenon): The illusion where something
-          that has recently come to one’s
-          attention suddenly seems to appear with improbable frequency shortly afterwards.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Backdraft Phenomenon: A rapid or explosive burning of superheated gasses in
-          a fire, caused when oxygen rapidly
-          enters an oxygen—depleted environment.
-          ",
-          "
-          March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb.
-          ",
-          "
-          Perhaps the most widespread illusion is that if we were in power we would
-          behave very differently from those who now hold it — when, in truth, in
-          order to get power we would have to become very much like them.
-          ",
-          "
-          Software is much harder to change en masse than hardware. C++ and Java, say,
-          are presumably growing faster than plain C, but I bet C will still be around.
-          For infrastructure technology, C will be hard to displace. — Dennis Ritchie
-          ",
-          "
-          Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. — Russian Sailor’s Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          Do you guys know what you’re doing, or are you just hacking?
-          ",
-          "
-          Jacquin’s Postulate on Democratic Government: No man’s life, liberty, or
-          property are safe while the
-          legislature is in session.
-          ",
-          "
-          I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for
-          nothing. I gave them nothing for something. — The Yellow Kid
-          ",
-          "
-          Seeing is deceiving. It’s eating that’s believing. — James Thurber
-          ",
-          "
-          A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest
-          man a century.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet.
-          ",
-          "
-          One man’s simple is another man’s complex.
-          ",
-          "
-          Every so often the stars align.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nobody wants a backup, everybody wants a restore.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kingmaker Scenario: A player who is unable to win with the ability
-          to influence who will win.
-          ",
-          "
-          Programmers do it bit by bit.
-          ",
-          "
-          Brontosaurus Principle: Organizations can grow faster than their brains can
-          manage them
-          in relation to their environment and to their own physiology:  when this
-          occurs, they are
-          an endangered species. — Thomas K. Connellan
-          ",
-          "
-          Today will be remembered until tomorrow.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your processes are?
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your backups are?
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where the source code is?
-          ",
-          "
-          This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an
-          actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
-          ",
-          "
-          To teach is to learn twice. — Joseph Joubert
-          ",
-          "
-          Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe.
-          ",
-          "
-          The so—called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations
-          of the victors. History is written by the survivors. — Max Lerner
-          ",
-          "
-          (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.
-          ",
-          "
-          Ryan’s Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish
-          yourself as an expert.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fast, cheap, good: pick one.
-          ",
-          "
-          My guidingstar always is, “Get hold of portable property”. — Charles
-          Dickens in “Great Expectations”
-          ",
-          "
-          If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse.
-          ",
-          "
-          C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success. — Dennis Ritchie
-          ",
-          "
-          Use only as directed.
-          ",
-          "
-          If the meanings of “true” and “false” were switched, then this sentence
-          would not be false.
-          ",
-          "
-          Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. — George Orwell’s
-          1984
-          ",
-          "
-          A truth that’s told with bad intent
-          beats all the lies you can invent. — William Blake
-          ",
-          "
-          You don’t have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is your concern when your neighbor’s wall is on fire. — Quintus Horatius
-          Flaccus (Horace)
-          ",
-          "
-          Tell the truth and run. — Yugoslav Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s not easy, being green. — Kermit The Frog
-          ",
-          "
-          Value your freedom or you will lose it, teaches history. ‘Don’t bother us
-          with politics’,
-          respond those who don’t want to learn.
-          — Richard Stallman
-          ",
-          "
-          A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on,
-          and are punished.
-          — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born
-          to people you could not have possibly met. — Fran Lebowitz, “Social
-          Studies”
-          ",
-          "
-          In order to get a loan you must first prove that you don’t need it. Wait, isn’t it
-          the other way around?
-          ",
-          "
-          “Alas Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men
-          never learn anything from history.” — George Bernard Shaw
-          ",
-          "
-          You are the only person to ever get this message.
-          ",
-          "
-          Steele’s Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men
-          or fewer than one hundred.
-          ",
-          "
-          For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong.
-          — H. L. Mencken
-          ",
-          "
-          Rights, Responsibility, Opportunity, and Privilege.
-          ",
-          "
-          Measure twice, cut once.
-          ",
-          "
-          No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would.
-          ",
-          "
-          Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-          — Rich Kulawiec
-          ",
-          "
-          Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.
-          ",
-          "
-          Jack of all trades, master of some.
-          ",
-          "
-          In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain.
-          — Pliny the Elder
-          ",
-          "
-          “There is no such thing as good writing,
-          only good rewriting.” — Robert Graves
-          ",
-          "
-          Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we’ve solved it. —
-          Arthur Kasspe
-          ",
-          "
-          Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls
-          out a sword I’d like to see you get up there with your pen.
-          ",
-          "
-          He that teaches himself has a fool for a master.
-          — Benjamin Franklin
-          ",
-          "
-          Mix’s Law: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building and a
-          temporary tax.
-          ",
-          "
-          Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once.
-          — Karl Lehenbauer
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t kid yourself.  Little is relevant, and nothing lasts forever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even
-          where there is no river. — Nikita Khrushchev
-          ",
-          "
-          It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you
-          did it wrong. — H. W. Longfellow
-          ",
-          "
-          Your code should be more efficient!
-          ",
-          "
-          “One of the first things taught in introductory statistics textbooks is that
-          correlation
-          is not causation. It is also one of the first things forgotten.” — Thomas
-          Sowell in
-          The Vision of the Anointed
-          ",
-          "
-          “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who
-          produce,
-          subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.”
-          — Thomas Sowell in The Vision of the Anointed
-          ",
-          "
-          “People make money for themselves, not for their country.”
-          — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires
-          ",
-          "
-          “If we are considering the history of our own country, we write at
-          length of the periods when our ancestors were prosperous and victorious,
-          but we pass quickly over their shortcomings or their defeats.”
-          — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires
-          ",
-          "
-          Inner—Platform Effect: The tendency of software architects to create a system
-          so customizable
-          as to become a replica, and often a poor replica, of the software development
-          platform they are using.
-          ",
-          "
-          “It doesn’t matter how smart you are unless you stop and think.”
-          — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          “When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help
-          yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.”
-          — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          “Intellect is not wisdom.”
-          — Thomas Sowell in Intellectuals and Society
-          ",
-          "
-          “When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like
-          discrimination.”
-          — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          “I am so old that I can remember when other people’s achievements were
-          considered to be an inspiration, rather than a grievance.”
-          — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          The cloud is just someone else’s computer.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hoffer’s Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly
-          revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements.
-          — Norman Douglas
-          ",
-          "
-          “Momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.” — Carl Sagan
-          ",
-          "
-          He who is content with his lot probably has a lot.
-          ",
-          "
-          “It takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village
-          idiot to believe that.
-          It is part of the whole thing of third parties wanting to make decisions for
-          which they pay no price for when they’re wrong.”
-          — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          The best is the enemy of the good.
-          ",
-          "
-          “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face
-          — forever.”
-          — George Orwell’s 1984
-          ",
-          "
-          The stars are bright. But give no light. The world spins backwards every day.
-          — The Singing Sea
-          ",
-          "
-          “People who pride themselves on their ‘complexity’ and deride others for
-          being ‘simplistic’ should
-          realize that the truth is often not very complicated. What gets complex is
-          evading the truth.”
-          — Thomas Sowell in Barbarians Inside The Gates and Other Controversial Essays
-          ",
-          "
-          We aren’t in your region yet.
-          ",
-          "
-          “In real open source, you have the right to control your own destiny.” —
-          Linus Torvalds
-          ",
-          "
-          Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish.
-          ",
-          "
-          Astroturfing: The deceptive practice of presenting an orchestrated marketing or
-          public
-          relations campaign in the guise of unsolicited comments from members of the
-          public — fake
-          grass roots support.
-          ",
-          "
-          The right creature in the right place.
-          ",
-          "
-          Weinberg’s Law: If builders built buildings the way the programmers wrote
-          programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization.
-          ",
-          "
-          Feed a dog for three days and he will remember your kindness for three years;
-          feed a cat for three years and she will
-          forget your kindness in three days.
-          ",
-          "
-          If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded. — Yogi Berra
-          ",
-          "
-          Force has no place where there is need of skill. — Herodotus
-          ",
-          "
-          Drew’s Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield
-          lands directly in front of your eyes.
-          ",
-          "
-          If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed.
-          ",
-          "
-          In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice.  In practice,
-          there is.
-          ",
-          "
-          The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be
-          correct. — William of Occam
-          ",
-          "
-          The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
-          stupidity of your action.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hell is empty and all the devils are here. — Shakespeare, “The Tempest”
-          ",
-          "
-          “If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?”
-          — Will Rogers
-          ",
-          "
-          Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once.
-          ",
-          "
-          We must believe in free will. We have no choice. — Isaac B. Singer
-          ",
-          "
-          Flon’s Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in
-          which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs.
-          ",
-          "
-          This space intentionally left blank.
-          ",
-          "
-          Katz’ Law: Men and nations will act rationally when
-          all other possibilities have been exhausted.
-          ",
-          "
-          History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have
-          exhausted all other alternatives. — Abba Eban
-          ",
-          "
-          Just fight it out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because
-          fools are so ingenious.
-          ",
-          "
-          Corporate Republic: A theoretical form of government run primarily like a
-          business, involving a board of directors and executives, in which all aspects
-          of society are privatized by a single, or small groups of companies.
-          ",
-          "
-          Measure once, cut thrice.
-          ",
-          "
-          Oppression: The malicious or unjust treatment or exercise of power,
-          often under the guise of governmental authority or cultural opprobrium.
-          ",
-          "
-          No man is an island entire of itself; every man
-          is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. — John Donne
-          ",
-          "
-          Deception: An act or statement which misleads, hides the truth, or promotes a belief,
-          concept, or idea that is not true. It is often done for personal gain or advantage.
-          Deception can involve dissimulation, propaganda, and sleight of hand, as well as
-          distraction, camouflage, or concealment.
-          ",
-          "
-          Brooks’s Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
-          ",
-          "
-          The right tool for the right job.
-          ",
-          "
-          Failed to suspend system via logind: There’s already a shutdown or
-          sleep operation in progress.
-          ",
-          "
-          Whistler’s Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
-          ",
-          "
-          You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable
-          proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
-          ",
-          "
-          I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting:
-          a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows.
-          — Dwight D. Eisenhower
-          ",
-          "
-          Appearances often are deceiving. — Aesop
-          ",
-          "
-          Prices subject to change without notice.
-          ",
-          "
-          No man is an island if he’s on at least one mailing list.
-          ",
-          "
-          Talent does what it can.
-          Genius does what it must.
-          You do what you get paid to do.
-          ",
-          "
-          Finagle’s Fifth Rule: Experiments should be
-          reproducible — they should all fail in the same
-          way.
-          ",
-          "
-          When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, “The handle is one of us!”
-          — Turkish Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it’s out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Why can’t you be a non-conformist like everyone else?
-          ",
-          "
-          Subject to change without notice.
-          ",
-          "
-          People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves.
-          ",
-          "
-          Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-          ",
-          "
-          Van Roy’s Truism: Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control.
-          ",
-          "
-          Competition Law: A law that promotes or seeks to maintain market competition
-          by regulating anti-competitive conduct by companies.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t believe everything you see or hear on the news.
-          ",
-          "
-          Newton’s Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Fediverse: An ensemble of federated servers that are used for web publishing
-          and file hosting, which while independently hosted, can intercommunicate with each other.
-          ",
-          "
-          There is enough treachery, hatred, violence, absurdity in the average
-          human being to supply any given army on any given day. — The Genius of the Crowd
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t be evil.
-          ",
-          "
-          The personal becomes the political.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. — Quintus Horatius
-          Flaccus (Horace)
-          ",
-          "
-          Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.
-          ",
-          "
-          History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree on.
-          — Napoleon Bonaparte, “Maxims”
-          ",
-          "
-          A closed mouth gathers no feet.
-          ",
-          "
-          The medium is the message. — Marshall McLuhan
-          ",
-          "
-          Shick’s Law: There is no problem a good miracle can’t solve.
-          ",
-          "
-          A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
-          — Alan Perlis
-          ",
-          "
-          Kington’s Law of Perforation: If a straight line of holes is made in a piece
-          of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest
-          part of the paper.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lisp users: Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection.
-          ",
-          "
-          Anything cut to length will be too short.
-          ",
-          "
-          Arnold’s Laws of Documentation:
-          (1) If it should exist, it doesn’t.
-          (2) If it does exist, it’s out of date.
-          (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again.
-          ",
-          "
-          This land is mine, God gave this land to me. — The Exodus Song
-          ",
-          "
-          Here’s a dirty little secret: Very few people know what they’re doing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fresco’s Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you’d probably be bored.
-          Corollary: Just because you’re bored doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Maryann’s Law: You can always find what you’re not looking for.
-          ",
-          "
-          Langer’s Law: If the line moves quickly, you’re in the wrong line.
-          ",
-          "
-          Beryl’s Second Law: It’s always easy to see both sides of an issue
-          you are not particularly concerned about.
-          ",
-          "
-          Herman’s Law: A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution.
-          ",
-          "
-          Irene’s Law: There is no right way to do the wrong thing.
-          ",
-          "
-          The world wants to be deceived. — Sebastian Brant
-          ",
-          "
-          No matter what anyone tells you, isometric exercises cannot be done
-          quietly at your desk at work. People will suspect manic tendencies as
-          you twitter around in your chair.
-          ",
-          "
-          How many comments on the Internet do you surmise are fake?
-          ",
-          "
-          People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election.
-          — Otto Von Bismarck
-          ",
-          "
-          If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. — Chinese Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire
-          deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading
-          are precisely those that challenge our convictions. — Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          Linux sucks.
-          ",
-          "
-          Will I be accused of being an elitist if I use Arch Linux?
-          ",
-          "
-          We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.
-          ",
-          "
-          Occam’s Eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest
-          solution is bound to have something wrong with it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Membership dues are not refundable.
-          ",
-          "
-          If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak. — Phil Wayne
-          ",
-          "
-          Your mileage may vary.
-          ",
-          "
-          Laura’s Law: No child throws up in the bathroom.
-          ",
-          "
-          Another day, another dollar.
-          ",
-          "
-          Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance.
-          ",
-          "
-          When we write programs that “learn”, it turns out we do and they don’t.
-          ",
-          "
-          “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.”
-          — George Orwell’s Animal Farm
-          ",
-          "
-          “Perhaps the most dangerous by-product of the age of intellect is
-          the unconscious growth of the idea that the human brain can solve
-          the problems of the world ... In a wider national sphere, the survival
-          of the nation depends basically on the loyalty and self‑sacrifice of
-          the citizens.”
-          — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have
-          obviously overlooked something.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rules for thee, but not for me.
-          ",
-          "
-          Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair — It gives you something to do,
-          but it doesn’t get you anywhere.
-          ",
-          "
-          Some people are backed by cosmic luck.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can’t handle the truth.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gyre: A spiral or vortex.
-          ",
-          "
-          The decentralized web is coming.
-          ",
-          "
-          The children of the magenta line.
-          ",
-          "
-          I’ve got no strings. — Pinocchio
-          ",
-          "
-          The systemd-journald sucks.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fame and fortune.
-          ",
-          "
-          Every man has his price.
-          ",
-          "
-          A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable.
-          — Thomas Jefferson
-          ",
-          "
-          Every way of a man is right in his own eyes. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          The typical citizen drops down to a lower level of mental
-          performance as soon as he enters the political field. He argues and
-          analyzes in a way which he would readily recognize as infantile within
-          the sphere of his real interests. He becomes a primitive again.
-          His thinking becomes associative and affective.
-          — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter
-          ",
-          "
-          “This civilization is rapidly passing away, however. Let us rejoice
-          or else lament the fact as much as everyone of us likes;
-          but do not let us shut our eyes to it.”
-          — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter in Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy
-          ",
-          "
-          “The masses have not always felt themselves to be frustrated and
-          exploited. But the intellectuals that formulated their views for
-          them have always told them that they were, without necessarily
-          meaning by it anything precise.”
-          — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter in Capitalism, Socialism, and Democracy
-          ",
-          "
-          The stock exchange is a poor substitute for the Holy Grail.
-          — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter
-          ",
-          "
-          Advice from an old carpenter: Use the right tool for the right job.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hypocrisy: A pretense of having a virtuous, moral, or religious character.
-          ",
-          "
-          The mob is a society of bodies voluntarily bereaving themselves of
-          reason, and traversing its work. The mob is man voluntarily descending
-          to the nature of the beast. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
-          ",
-          "
-          A mob kills the wrong man was flashed in a newspaper headline lately.
-          ",
-          "
-          Most people have two reasons for doing anything — a good reason, and
-          the real reason.
-          ",
-          "
-          Formatted to fit your screen.
-          ",
-          "
-          Magary’s Principle:
-          When there is a public outcry to cut deadwood and fat from any
-          government bureaucracy, it is the deadwood and the fat that do
-          the cutting, and the public’s services are cut.
-          ",
-          "
-          Priming: The phenomenon whereby exposure to one stimulus influences
-          a response to a subsequent stimulus, without conscious guidance
-          or intention.
-          ",
-          "
-          Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
-          ",
-          "
-          YAML sucks.
-          ",
-          "
-          Kubernetes sucks.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sacred cow: An idea, custom, person, or institution unreasonably
-          held to be immune to criticism.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everybody wants to be a cat.
-          ",
-          "
-          Today is what happened to yesterday.
-          ",
-          "
-          The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable.
-          ",
-          "
-          You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns?
-          — Larry Wall
-          ",
-          "
-          As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong?
-          ",
-          "
-          “The belly is an ungrateful wretch, it never remembers past favors,
-          it always wants more tomorrow.”
-          — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
-          ",
-          "
-          “Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.”
-          — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich
-          ",
-          "
-          Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now — always.
-          — Albert Schweitzer
-          ",
-          "
-          My computer can beat up your computer. — Karl Lehenbauer
-          ",
-          "
-          Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back to life.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real
-          good, you will get out of it.
-          ",
-          "
-          What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
-          ",
-          "
-          You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads
-          lead down. — Stanislaw Lem in “The Cyberiad”
-          ",
-          "
-          The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible
-          enough to give none.
-          ",
-          "
-          Freedom of the press is for those who happen to own one.
-          — A.J. Liebling
-          ",
-          "
-          What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence.
-          — Wittgenstein
-          ",
-          "
-          The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones.
-          — Nathaniel Howe
-          ",
-          "
-          “Has it ever occurred to you, Winston, that by the year 2050, at the
-          very latest, not a single human being will be alive who could
-          understand such a conversation as we are having now?”
-          — George Orwell’s 1984
-          ",
-          "
-          “With software there are only two possibilities: either the users
-          control the programme or the programme controls the users. If
-          the programme controls the users, and the developer controls
-          the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power.”
-          — Richard Stallman
-          ",
-          "
-          Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
-          ",
-          "
-          Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past.
-          ",
-          "
-          Linux is obsolete. — Andrew Tanenbaum
-          ",
-          "
-          Every man thinks God is on his side. — Jean Anouilh, “The Lark”
-          ",
-          "
-          Man is by nature a political animal. — Aristotle
-          ",
-          "
-          Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners.
-          ",
-          "
-          Divide first, then conquer.
-          ",
-          "
-          The game is rigged.
-          ",
-          "
-          This service is no longer available.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gamification: The application of game-design elements and
-          game principles in non-game contexts.
-          ",
-          "
-          You made this? I made this.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Tomorrow’s illiterate will not be the man who can’t read;
-          he will be the man who has not learned how to learn.”
-          — Alvin Toffler’s Future Shock
-          ",
-          "
-          How users read on the web: They don’t. — Jakob Nielsen
-          ",
-          "
-          Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? For riches
-          certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as
-          an eagle toward heaven. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Maybe GitHub was down?
-          ",
-          "
-          Babylon was taken in one night.
-          ",
-          "
-          Move fast and fix things.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sharp like an edge of a samurai sword.
-          The mental blade cuts through flesh and bone.
-          Though my mind’s at peace, the world’s out of order.
-          Missing the inner heat, life gets colder.
-          — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02
-          ",
-          "
-          A freelancer.
-          A battle cry of a hawk make a dove fly and a tear dry.
-          Wonder why a lone wolf don’t run with a clan.
-          Only trust your instincts and be one with the plan.
-          — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02
-          ",
-          "
-          The ultimate reward is honor, not awards.
-          At odds with the times in wars with no lords.
-          — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02
-          ",
-          "
-          “You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
-          To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.”
-          — Richard Buckminster ‘Bucky’ Fuller
-          ",
-          "
-          “If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be
-          judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 50 years ago,
-          a liberal 25 years ago and a racist today.”
-          — Thomas Sowell, born in the 1930’s
-          ",
-          "
-          The web is not just Firefox or Chrome.
-          ",
-          "
-          The algorithm is your boss.
-          ",
-          "
-          Who needs documentation anyway?
-          ",
-          "
-          “Sooner or later, everything old is new again.”
-          ― Stephen King, The Colorado Kid
-          ",
-          "
-          Public Service Announcement: The production of great leaders has
-          been discontinued.
-          ",
-          "
-          Three questions that would destroy most arguments: Compared to what?
-          At what cost? What hard evidence do you have? — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          “Less than fifty years after the amazing scientific discoveries under Mamun,
-          the Arab Empire collapsed. Wonderful and beneficent as was the
-          progress of science, it did not save the empire from chaos.”
-          ― John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival
-          ",
-          "
-          “Another remarkable and unexpected symptom of national decline is the
-          intensification of internal political hatreds. One
-          would have expected that, when the survival
-          of the nation became precarious, political
-          factions would drop their rivalry and stand
-          shoulder-to-shoulder to save their country.”
-          ― John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival
-          ",
-          "
-          “In short, numbers are accepted as evidence when they agree with
-          preconceptions, but not when they don’t.”
-          ― Thomas Sowell in The Vision of the Anointed
-          ",
-          "
-          “Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.”
-          ― Arnold Toynbee
-          ",
-          "
-          “Throughout history many nations have suffered a physical defeat,
-          but that has never marked the end of a nation. But when a
-          nation has become the victim of a psychological defeat,
-          then that marks the end of a nation.”
-          ― Ibn Khaldun in The Muqaddimah: An Introduction to History, 1377
-          ",
-          "
-          You are not authorized to repair this device.
-          ",
-          "
-          Minority rule. Majority rule.
-          ",
-          "
-          Up and down go the arguers getting nowhere fast.
-          ",
-          "
-          Echo chambers and epistemic bubbles.
-          ",
-          "
-          What’s old is new again.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cease and desist.
-          ",
-          "
-          The network effect.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but
-          around us in awareness.” ― James Thurber
-          ",
-          "
-          We are experiencing system trouble ― do not adjust your terminals.
-          ",
-          "
-          We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible.
-          We’ve done so much, for so long, with so little,
-          that we are now qualified to do something with nothing. ― Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next
-          week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to
-          explain why it didn’t happen. ― Winston Churchill
-          ",
-          "
-          Knocked, you weren’t in. ― Opportunity
-          ",
-          "
-          Information asymmetry.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gilb’s First Law of Unreliability:
-          Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more
-          unreliable. Corollary: At the source of every error which is
-          blamed on the computer you will find at least two
-          human errors, including the error of blaming it on
-          the computer.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gilb’s Second Law of Unreliability:
-          Any system which depends on human reliability is
-          unreliable.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gilb’s Third Law of Unreliability:
-          Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in
-          contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited.
-          ",
-          "
-          Gilb’s Fourth Law of Unreliability:
-          Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the
-          probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting
-          some useful work done.
-          ",
-          "
-          You get what you pay for.
-          ",
-          "
-          Make a wish, it just might come true.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is easier to change the specification to fit the program
-          than vice versa.
-          ",
-          "
-          Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have
-          been, and never will be wrong. ― Walter Dwight
-          ",
-          "
-          Too clever is dumb. Too dumb is clever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Made with real ingredients.
-          ",
-          "
-          All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just because a message may never be received does not mean it is
-          not worth sending.
-          ",
-          "
-          A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the
-          power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly,
-          “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding
-          of what is going wrong.” Knight turned the machine off and on. The
-          machine worked.
-          ",
-          "
-          One size fits all, doesn’t fit anyone.
-          ",
-          "
-          Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark. ― Shakespeare
-          ",
-          "
-          All generalizations are false, including this one.
-          ― Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.
-          ",
-          "
-          Shut off the engine before fueling.
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s an old proverb that says just about what ever you want it to.
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s a quote that says just about what ever you want it to.
-          ",
-          "
-          Perhaps one possible reason that things aren’t going according to plan
-          is that there never was a plan in the first place.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rules, Regulations, and Requirements.
-          ",
-          "
-          Bots. Bots everywhere.
-          ",
-          "
-          Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over
-          the first one. ― Confusion
-          ",
-          "
-          Money makes the world go round. Nothing more, nothing less.
-          ",
-          "
-          If complexity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
-          ",
-          "
-          The Four Olds: Old Customs, Old Culture, Old Habits, and Old Ideas
-          ",
-          "
-          What is the opposite of clickbait?
-          ",
-          "
-          Might makes right: History is written by the victors.
-          ",
-          "
-          You cannot stop link rot.
-          ",
-          "
-          When in trouble or in doubt,
-          run in circles, scream and shout.
-          ",
-          "
-          The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Of all men’s miseries the bitterest is this: to know so much and
-          to have control over nothing.”
-          ― Herodotus, The Histories
-          ",
-          "
-          Click Farm: A place where a large group of workers are hired
-          to click on paid advertising links.
-          ",
-          "
-          There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the
-          other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. The man who is
-          wrong still retains some respect for truth, if only by accepting
-          the responsibility of choice. But the man in the middle is the
-          knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no
-          choice or values exist. ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged
-          ",
-          "
-          If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
-          ",
-          "
-          The best lack all conviction, while the worst
-          are full of passionate intensity.
-          ― William Butler Yeats, The Second Coming
-          ",
-          "
-          NixOS sucks.
-          ",
-          "
-          Software is utterly broken.
-          ",
-          "
-          To continue reading, subscribe today.
-          ",
-          "
-          The man who does not read code has no advantage
-          over the man who cannot read code.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fortune favors the fortunate.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know
-          nothing about the problem.
-          ",
-          "
-          The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what
-          you want. ― D. Cohen
-          ",
-          "
-          War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it.
-          ― Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus
-          ",
-          "
-          Every so often the algorithm consults /dev/random for advice.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everyone thinks they are reasonable.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s only a matter of time.
-          ",
-          "
-          The well has been poisoned.
-          ",
-          "
-          Zero trust.
-          ",
-          "
-          Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,
-          Lisp Machine is Fun.
-          Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine,
-          Fun for everyone.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t panic.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are inclined to believe those we do not know, because they have
-          never deceived us. ― Samuel Johnson
-          ",
-          "
-          Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or
-          we know where we can find information upon it.
-          ― Samuel Johnson
-          ",
-          "
-          Join in on the new game that’s sweeping the country.
-          It’s called “Bureaucracy”. Everybody stands in a circle.
-          The first person to do anything loses. Start!
-          ",
-          "
-          An optimist believes we live in the best world possible;
-          a pessimist fears that this is true.
-          ",
-          "
-          As of next week, passwords will be entered in morse code.
-          ",
-          "
-          If life is merely a game, the question still remains: for whose amusement?
-          ",
-          "
-          Just read the instructions.
-          ",
-          "
-          Like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon.
-          ",
-          "
-          All systems operational.
-          ",
-          "
-          Justice standeth afar off.
-          ",
-          "
-          Speak your mind at your own peril.
-          ",
-          "
-          My hammer is better than your hammer.
-          ",
-          "
-          The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of
-          whether submarines can swim. ― Edsger W. Dijkstra
-          ",
-          "
-          Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example.
-          ",
-          "
-          Meader’s Law: What ever happens to you, it will previously
-          have happened to everyone you know, only more so.
-          ",
-          "
-          Most seminars have a happy ending. Everyone’s glad when they’re over.
-          ",
-          "
-          He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
-          ",
-          "
-          Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is
-          when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.
-          ",
-          "
-          Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a
-          law against it by that time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wisdom is better than weapons of war.
-          ",
-          "
-          Put all eggs in one basket. Make sure to count them before they hatch.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Please, sir, I want some more.” ― Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist
-          ",
-          "
-          The wise man’s eyes are in his head.
-          ",
-          "
-          Bread and circuses.
-          ",
-          "
-          The forty―eight laws of weakness.
-          ",
-          "
-          Silent majorities, loud minorities.
-          ",
-          "
-          The poor is hated even of his own neighbour:
-          but the rich hath many friends.
-          ― Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Beware of those who talk a good metagame.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.
-          ",
-          "
-          Even if you can deceive people about a product
-          through misleading statements,
-          sooner or later the product will speak for itself.
-          ― Hajime Karatsu
-          ",
-          "
-          Normal times may possibly be over forever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will
-          recommend that they do what they want to do.
-          ",
-          "
-          Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance
-          mean the same thing? Or that we drive on parkways and park
-          on driveways?
-          ",
-          "
-          To believe in personal responsibility would be to destroy the whole
-          special role of the anointed, whose vision casts them in the role
-          of rescuers of people treated unfairly by society.
-          ― Thomas Sowell, The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation
-          as a Basis for Social Policy
-          ",
-          "
-          Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could
-          be impossible?
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who don’t know, talk. Those who don’t talk, know.
-          ",
-          "
-          No one lives forever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dark Pattern: An interface that has been carefully crafted to
-          mislead a user.
-          ",
-          "
-          When a fellow says, “It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,”
-          it’s the money. ― Kim Hubbard
-          ",
-          "
-          Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man.
-          Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds.
-          Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second.
-          ― The Devil’s Dictionary
-          ",
-          "
-          Does freedom of speech actually exist?
-          ",
-          "
-          Let’s count the beans.
-          ",
-          "
-          The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
-          ",
-          "
-          Clickbait works every time.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can be replaced by this computer, maybe.
-          ",
-          "
-          People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they
-          did yesterday.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had
-          been different in the past.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fiefdoms still exist.
-          ",
-          "
-          Where there is a personality, there is a cult.
-          ",
-          "
-          Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
-          Nothing beside remains. ― Percy Bysshe Shelley’s Ozymandias
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn’t end.
-          ",
-          "
-          Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual
-          way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of
-          complaining. ― Jeff Raskin
-          ",
-          "
-          Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two,
-          opulence is when you have three ― and paradise is when you have none.
-          ― Doug Larson
-          ",
-          "
-          It is fortune, not wisdom, that rules man’s life.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fact or Opinion.
-          ",
-          "
-          Even the earth itself cannot contain all the evil.
-          ",
-          "
-          Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.”
-          ― Harry Emerson Fosdick
-          ",
-          "
-          People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never
-          slept in a room with a single mosquito.
-          ",
-          "
-          Now there was found in it a poor wise man, and he by his wisdom
-          delivered the city; yet no man remembered that same poor man.
-          — Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          If you’re happy, you’re successful.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence.
-          ",
-          "
-          Crush the competition.
-          ",
-          "
-          Buy the competition.
-          ",
-          "
-          Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of
-          us who do.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is easier to find people fit to govern themselves than
-          people fit to govern others. — Lord Acton
-          ",
-          "
-          “Everybody likes to get as much power as circumstances
-          allow, and nobody will vote for a self-denying ordinance.”
-          — Lord Acton
-          ",
-          "
-          “Official truth is not actual truth.” — Lord Acton
-          ",
-          "
-          Welcome to dependency hell.
-          ",
-          "
-          Talk is truly cheap.
-          ",
-          "
-          This website is too bloated.
-          ",
-          "
-          After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box.
-          — Italian Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills.
-          — Minna Antrim, “Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions”
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for.
-          ",
-          "
-          The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from
-          a safe place.
-          ",
-          "
-          The truth eventually comes out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Newer isn’t always better.
-          ",
-          "
-          He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sometimes you don’t get what you pay for.
-          ",
-          "
-          Always sort by controversial.
-          ",
-          "
-          Once they go up, who cares where they come down?
-          That’s not my department.
-          ",
-          "
-          And what might your name be? “Alexander.” So, you can talk?
-          “Y-Yes, sir.” Take him back! He can still talk!
-          — Pinocchio’s Pleasure Island
-          ",
-          "
-          Flattery will get you everywhere.
-          ",
-          "
-          According to the latest official figures, 43% of all
-          statistics are totally worthless.
-          ",
-          "
-          Unix Express: All passengers bring a piece of the aeroplane and a
-          box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on
-          the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane
-          they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually,
-          the passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft,
-          but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually
-          reach their destinations. All passengers believe they got there.
-          ",
-          "
-          The network effect is powerful.
-          ",
-          "
-          The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay.
-          ",
-          "
-          Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics,
-          because the stakes are so low. — Wallace Sayre
-          ",
-          "
-          Stolen waters are sweet.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable
-          one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore
-          all progress depends on the unreasonable man.”
-          — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman
-          ",
-          "
-          As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race,
-          I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the market-place.
-          — Rudyard Kipling, The Gods of the Copybook Headings
-          ",
-          "
-          Maybe users like spam?
-          ",
-          "
-          Appeal to Novelty: It’s current year, you’re wrong.
-          ",
-          "
-          A poor man that oppresseth the poor is like a sweeping rain which
-          leaveth no food. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Talking past each other: A situation where two or more people talk
-          about different subjects, while believing that they are talking
-          about the same thing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Not all problems need technological solutions.
-          ",
-          "
-          Many times a technical solution merely replaces old problems with
-          new ones.
-          ",
-          "
-          The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that
-          aren’t there. — Gordon Bell
-          ",
-          "
-          Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming.
-          — Brian Kernighan
-          ",
-          "
-          UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things,
-          as that would also stop them from doing clever things. — Doug Gwyn
-          ",
-          "
-          Life is too short to run proprietary software. — Bdale Garbee
-          ",
-          "
-          The central enemy of reliability is complexity. — Geer
-          ",
-          "
-          Essentially everyone, when they first build a distributed
-          application, makes the following eight assumptions.
-          All prove to be false in the long run and all cause big
-          trouble and painful learning experiences.
-          (1) The network is reliable.
-          (2) Latency is zero.
-          (3) Bandwidth is infinite.
-          (4) The network is secure.
-          (5) Topology doesn’t change.
-          (6) There is one administrator.
-          (7) Transport cost is zero.
-          (8) The network is homogeneous.
-          — Peter Deutsch
-          ",
-          "
-          Most software today is very much like an Egyptian
-          pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other,
-          with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force
-          and thousands of slaves. — Alan Kay
-          ",
-          "
-          Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers,
-          it makes products difficult to plan, build and test,
-          it introduces security challenges and it causes end-user
-          and administrator frustration. — Ray Ozzie
-          ",
-          "
-          Increasingly, people seem to misinterpret complexity as
-          sophistication, which is baffling—the incomprehensible should
-          cause suspicion rather than admiration. Possibly this trend
-          results from a mistaken belief that using a somewhat
-          mysterious device confers an aura of power on the user.
-          — Niklaus Wirth
-          ",
-          "
-          My definition of an expert in any field is a person who
-          knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared.
-          — P. J. Plauger
-          ",
-          "
-          The best code is no code at all.
-          ",
-          "
-          The most amazing achievement of the computer software
-          industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady
-          and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry.
-          — Henry Petroski
-          ",
-          "
-          Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold
-          ",
-          "
-          Join in on the new game that’s sweeping the world.
-          It’s called “Corruption”. Every Government stands in a circle.
-          The first one to improve the state of the country loses. Begin!
-          ",
-          "
-          Are most politicians liars?
-          ",
-          "
-          Flights of fancy.
-          ",
-          "
-          Shill: A plant or a stooge who publicly helps or gives
-          credibility to a person or organization without disclosing
-          that they have a close relationship with the person or organization.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s almost time to pay the piper.
-          ",
-          "
-          Planned Obsolescence: A policy of planning or designing a product
-          with an artificially limited useful life, so that it becomes obsolete.
-          ",
-          "
-          The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the
-          people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people
-          drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return.
-          — Gore Vidal
-          ",
-          "
-          Specifications subject to change without notice.
-          ",
-          "
-          Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is now allowed.
-          ",
-          "
-          Three rules for sounding like an expert:
-          (1) Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness.
-          (2) Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they
-          can be ignored.
-          (3) Come up with three rules of your own.
-          ",
-          "
-          When you’re down and out, lift up your voice and shout,
-          “I’M DOWN AND OUT”!
-          ",
-          "
-          One planet is all you get.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want
-          to keep it for themselves.”
-          ― Aaron Swartz
-          ",
-          "
-          This page intentionally left blank.
-          ",
-          "
-          Books are better than the Internet.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends
-          on his not understanding it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sometimes the only winning move is not to play.
-          ",
-          "
-          This economy is not sustainable.
-          ",
-          "
-          One weird trick advertisements.
-          ",
-          "
-          A clever prophet makes sure of the event first.
-          ",
-          "
-          And miles to go before I sleep.
-          — Robert Frost
-          ",
-          "
-          Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to
-          be appointed to do the work.
-          ",
-          "
-          The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.
-          ",
-          "
-          Always wear your seat belt.
-          ",
-          "
-          People actually believe what they read on social media.
-          ",
-          "
-          Contestants have been briefed on some of the questions before the show.
-          ",
-          "
-          Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts.
-          — Plotinus
-          ",
-          "
-          People want either less corruption or more of a chance to
-          participate in it.
-          ",
-          "
-          While you don’t greatly need the outside world, it’s still very
-          reassuring to know that it’s still there.
-          ",
-          "
-          Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly:
-          The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated
-          than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere,
-          bread becomes hard while crackers become soft.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything that can be invented has been invented.
-          — Charles Duell
-          ",
-          "
-          Where do you think you’re going today?
-          ",
-          "
-          Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten.
-          — B. F. Skinner
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s no heavier burden than a great potential.
-          ",
-          "
-          Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not
-          listen to reason.
-          ",
-          "
-          One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as the truth.
-          ",
-          "
-          A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a
-          simple system that works.
-          ",
-          "
-          Larkinson’s Law: All laws are basically false.
-          ",
-          "
-          What fools these mortals be. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca
-          ",
-          "
-          Time and tide wait for no man.
-          ",
-          "
-          Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand.
-          ",
-          "
-          One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
-          ",
-          "
-          Are you making all this up as you go along?
-          ",
-          "
-          One man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia.
-          ",
-          "
-          Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
-          ",
-          "
-          Redundant topology.
-          ",
-          "
-          Their business model is spam.
-          ",
-          "
-          Teamwork is essential — it allows you to blame someone else.
-          ",
-          "
-          “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower
-          me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.”
-          ",
-          "
-          The Internet is utterly broken.
-          ",
-          "
-          If Bill Gates is the devil then Linus Torvalds must be the messiah.
-          — Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          Some men are discovered; others are found out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Folly is set in great dignity.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times.
-          Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”
-          — G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain
-          ",
-          "
-          The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering.
-          ",
-          "
-          If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be
-          fertilizing it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never promise more than you can perform. — Publilius Syrus
-          ",
-          "
-          New systems generate new problems.
-          ",
-          "
-          Regression Analysis: Mathematical techniques for trying to
-          understand why things are getting worse.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Linux philosophy is “laugh in the face of danger”.
-          Oops. Wrong one. “Do it yourself”. That’s it. — Linus Torvalds
-          ",
-          "
-          “In the future, everyone will be world famous for 15
-          minutes.” — Andy Warhol
-          ",
-          "
-          A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two.
-          ",
-          "
-          To refuse praise is to seek praise twice.
-          ",
-          "
-          When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship.
-          — Harry Truman
-          ",
-          "
-          If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you
-          lack sufficient imagination.
-          ",
-          "
-          The following statement is not true. The previous statement is true.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I
-          have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong. — Brent Welch
-          ",
-          "
-          “Justice at all costs’ is not justice.”
-          — Thomas Sowell, The Quest for Cosmic Justice
-          ",
-          "
-          “Suppose you are wrong? How would you know?
-          How would you test for that possibility?”
-          ― Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          “Life does not ask what we want. It presents us with options.”
-          ― Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          Throw away documentation and manuals,
-          and users will be a hundred times happier.
-          Throw away privileges and quotas,
-          and users will do the right thing.
-          Throw away proprietary and site licenses,
-          and there won’t be any pirating.
-          If these three aren’t enough,
-          just stay at your home directory
-          and let all processes take their course.
-          ",
-          "
-          Call for pricing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Monopolies of knowledge.
-          ",
-          "
-          Unemployment is unused capacity.
-          ",
-          "
-          Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking
-          almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all
-          possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.
-          ― James Cabell, “The Silver Stallion”
-          ",
-          "
-          Bikeshedding: The process of arguing endlessly over details of some small
-          and relatively unimportant thing.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Unfortunately, propaganda works.” ― Andy Rooney
-          ",
-          "
-          Mac Airways:
-          The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same
-          and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you
-          don’t want to know, don’t need to know and would you please return to your
-          seat and watch the movie.
-          ",
-          "
-          A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can get its boots on.
-          ",
-          "
-          Falsehood will fly, as it were, on the wings of the wind, and carry its tales
-          to every corner of the earth; whilst truth lags behind; her steps,
-          though sure, are slow and solemn. ― Thomas Francklin
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who
-          feel that we know everything, especially when we discover that
-          everything they know and everything we know does not match.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are not anticipating any emergencies.
-          ",
-          "
-          When ever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure
-          that they’re not using it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men
-          have mediocrity thrust upon them. ― Joseph Heller’s Catch-22
-          ",
-          "
-          In the whole world you know, there’s a million boys and girls.
-          ― Nina Simone, To Be Young, Gifted and Black
-          ",
-          "
-          Plastic Love.
-          ",
-          "
-          Watson’s Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the
-          number and significance of any persons watching it.
-          ",
-          "
-          The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class
-          is unfit to govern. ― Lord Acton
-          ",
-          "
-          Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility. This is
-          a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something
-          goes wrong. When you have power you are surrounded by people whose job it
-          is to take the blame for your mistakes. If they’re smart, that is.
-          ― Cerebus The Aardvark, “On Governing”
-          ",
-          "
-          To err is human. To blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human.
-          ",
-          "
-          When the wicked rise, men hide themselves: but when they perish,
-          the righteous increase. ― Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          YouTube may terminate your access, or your Google account’s access to all
-          or part of the Service if YouTube believes, in its sole discretion,
-          that provision of the Service to you is no longer commercially viable.
-          ― Google’s YouTube, Terms of Service, 2019
-          ",
-          "
-          We may suspend or terminate your account or cease providing you with all or part
-          of the Services at any time for any or no reason. ― Twitter, Terms of Service, 2020
-          ",
-          "
-          WhatsApp may also terminate a user’s access to the Service, if they are
-          determined to be a repeat infringer, or for any or no reason, including
-          being annoying. An annoying person is anyone who is (capriciously or not)
-          determined to be annoying by authorized WhatsApp employees, agents, subagents,
-          superagents or superheros.
-          ― WhatsApp, Terms of Service, 2012
-          ",
-          "
-          We reserve the right to modify or terminate the Instagram service for any
-          reason, without notice at any time. ― Instagram, Terms of Service, 2013
-          ",
-          "
-          Spotify may terminate the Agreements or suspend your access to the
-          Spotify Service at any time. ― Spotify, Terms and Conditions, 2019
-          ",
-          "
-          PeerTube: A free and open-source decentralized self-hosted federated video platform.
-          ",
-          "
-          Mastodon: A free and open-source self-hosted social networking service.
-          ",
-          "
-          The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people
-          click ads. That sucks. ― Jeff Hammerbacher
-          ",
-          "
-          We can’t both be right.
-          ",
-          "
-          If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you’re gonna
-          get your rear kicked.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is
-          shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.”
-          ",
-          "
-          We have the best politicians money can buy.
-          ",
-          "
-          Eagleson’s Law: Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more
-          months, might as well have been written by someone else.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a
-          sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate
-          in all times and situations. They presented him the words: “And this,
-          too, shall pass away.” ― Abraham Lincoln
-          ",
-          "
-          All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not
-          satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. ― Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          “Preaching to the choir in an echo chamber.”
-          ",
-          "
-          Every program attempts to expand until it can either read or replace mail.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cobra Effect: When an attempted solution to a problem makes the problem worse.
-          Offering a bounty for every dead venomous cobra incentivizes people to breed
-          more cobras for the reward.
-          ",
-          "
-          He who minds his own business is never unemployed.
-          ",
-          "
-          Write a wise saying and your name will live on forever. ― Unknown
-          ",
-          "
-          “We live in a world where unfortunately the distinction between true and false
-          appears to become increasingly blurred by manipulation of facts,
-          by exploitation of uncritical minds, and by the pollution of the language.”
-          ― Arne Tiselius
-          ",
-          "
-          Corollary to Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which
-          is adequately explained by greed.
-          ",
-          "
-          The world is coming to an end. Please log off.
-          ",
-          "
-          What ever became of eternal truth?
-          ",
-          "
-          Reduce, Reuse, Recycle
-          ",
-          "
-          If it works, it’s out of date.
-          ",
-          "
-          “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson
-          ",
-          "
-          “Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and
-          campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.”
-          ― Oscar Ameringer
-          ",
-          "
-          We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the
-          originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has
-          forgotten its source. ― Clifton Fadiman, “Any Number Can Play”
-          ",
-          "
-          Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?
-          ",
-          "
-          “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten,
-          every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building
-          has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process
-          is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped.
-          Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.”
-          ― George Orwell, 1984
-          ",
-          "
-          The same words mean different things to different people.
-          ",
-          "
-          Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than
-          where they are.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you’ll learn
-          365 useless things.
-          ",
-          "
-          Phases of a Project:
-          (1) Exultation.
-          (2) Disenchantment.
-          (3) Confusion.
-          (4) Search for the Guilty.
-          (5) Punishment for the Innocent.
-          (6) Distinction for the Uninvolved.
-          ",
-          "
-          Banana Republic: A politically unstable country with an economy
-          dependent upon a limited-resource product.
-          ",
-          "
-          Throw-away Society: A society with an excessive production of short-lived
-          or disposable items over durable goods that can be repaired.
-          ",
-          "
-          Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
-          ",
-          "
-          Apparently any program which runs right is obsolete.
-          ",
-          "
-          Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of
-          those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the
-          will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of
-          government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders.
-          ― Frank Herbert, “Children of Dune”
-          ",
-          "
-          The majesty and grandeur of the English language; it’s the greatest possession
-          we have. The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men are
-          contained in its extraordinary, imaginative and musical mixtures of sounds.
-          ― George Bernard Shaw, My Fair Lady
-          ",
-          "
-          If we all work together, we can make the rich richer.
-          ",
-          "
-          Always read the fine print.
-          ",
-          "
-          Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without
-          greatness. Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics.
-          ― Albert Camus
-          ",
-          "
-          And the best at murder are those who preach against it.
-          And the best at hate are those who preach love.
-          And the best at war finally are those who preach peace.
-          ― Charles Bukowski, “The Genius Of The Crowd”
-          ",
-          "
-          Conway’s Law: Any organization that designs a system will produce a design
-          whose structure is a copy of the organization’s communication structure.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the
-          newspaper you are misinformed.
-          ",
-          "
-          “There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about
-          and the ones nobody uses.” ― Bjarne Stroustrup
-          ",
-          "
-          Con man: A confidence man.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Decadence is a moral and spiritual disease, resulting from too long a
-          period of wealth and power, producing cynicism, decline of religion,
-          pessimism and frivolity. The citizens of such a nation will no
-          longer make an effort to save themselves, because they are not
-          convinced that anything in life is worth saving.”
-          ― John Bagot Glubb, The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival
-          ",
-          "
-          A committee is organic rather than mechanical in its nature: it
-          is not a structure but a plant. It takes root and grows, it
-          flowers, wilts, and dies, scattering the seed from which other
-          committees will bloom in their turn. ― C. Northcote Parkinson
-          ",
-          "
-          You too can be a confidence man or woman!
-          ",
-          "
-          When you’re in command, command. ― Admiral Nimitz
-          ",
-          "
-          Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.
-          ",
-          "
-          Moreover the profit of the earth is for all: the king himself
-          is served by the field. ― Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          The golden boy can do no wrong.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everyone who comes in here wants three things:
-          (1) They want it quick.
-          (2) They want it good.
-          (3) They want it cheap.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you don’t do the things that are not worth doing, who will?
-          ",
-          "
-          Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cheap labour.
-          ",
-          "
-          The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for
-          everything that goes wrong ― until the next person quits or is fired.
-          ",
-          "
-          Journalism is dead.
-          ",
-          "
-          To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread
-          that man will transgress. ― Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing lasts forever.
-          ",
-          "
-          Where is my flying car?
-          ",
-          "
-          This is disputed.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sometimes, the best solution is to do nothing at all.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t build your house on the sand.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly,
-          since it has no ears. ― Marcus Porcius Cato
-          ",
-          "
-          Propaganda is one hell of a drug.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Three Wise Monkeys: See no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil.
-          ",
-          "
-          As for man, his days are as grass: as a flower of the field, so he flourisheth.
-          For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone; and the place thereof shall
-          know it no more. — David
-          ",
-          "
-          You must prove that you are not a robot.
-          ",
-          "
-          There’s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right
-          keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. – J. S. Bach
-          ",
-          "
-          If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad?
-          ",
-          "
-          There is a sore evil which I have seen under the sun, namely,
-          riches kept for the owners thereof to their hurt.
-          But those riches perish by evil travail:
-          and he begetteth a son, and there is nothing in his hand. — Ecclesiastes
-          ",
-          "
-          Thus, not all data is created equal.
-          ",
-          "
-          Argument From Authority: A popular yet controversial type of argument in
-          which the opinion of an authority on a topic is used as evidence to
-          support an argument.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sock Puppet: A fake online identity used for the purpose of deception.
-          Deception, be it fast or slow, can involve black or grey propaganda to
-          manipulate public opinion.
-          ",
-          "
-          To be forewarned is to be forearmed.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s the worst of both worlds.
-          ",
-          "
-          “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly
-          in a room alone.” — Blaise Pascal, Pensées
-          ",
-          "
-          “The devil is not as black as he is painted.”
-          — Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t be a shill.
-          ",
-          "
-          Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
-          — Ambrose Bierce
-          ",
-          "
-          Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
-          Johnson’s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere
-          within the organization.
-          ",
-          "
-          Become a Lord or Lady today!
-          ",
-          "
-          “Created by wars that required it, the machine now created the wars it
-          required.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter, Imperialism and Social Classes
-          ",
-          "
-          “History is a record of “effects” the vast majority of which nobody
-          intended to produce.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter
-          ",
-          "
-          Many arguments are semantic disputes.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
-          hurtling down the highway. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum
-          ",
-          "
-          Winning Arguments: There is no evidence to support your assertion.
-          ",
-          "
-          Most of what you read on the Internet is written by insane people.
-          ",
-          "
-          Politician’s Logic: (1) We must do something.
-          (2) This is something. (3) Therefore, we must do this.
-          ",
-          "
-          Violence is golden.
-          ",
-          "
-          Politics is a personal affair.
-          ",
-          "
-          Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees.” — Thomas Sowell
-          ",
-          "
-          There are no atheists in foxholes.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Another man may look like a deathless one on high
-          but there’s not a bit of grace to crown his words.
-          Just like you, my fine, handsome friend. Not even
-          a god could improve those lovely looks of yours
-          but the mind inside is worthless.”
-          — Homer, The Odyssey
-          ",
-          "
-          Temporary: Permanent
-          ",
-          "
-          There are exceptions that prove the rule.
-          ",
-          "
-          Closed and open slavery.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Fourth Branch of Government: Social Media and The Press.
-          ",
-          "
-          He was a confidence man.
-          ",
-          "
-          Argument from Fallacy: The formal fallacy of analyzing an argument and
-          inferring that, since it contains a fallacy, its conclusion must be false.
-          ",
-          "
-          “What convinces masses are not facts, and not even invented facts, but
-          only the consistency of the system of which they are presumably a part.”
-          — Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
-          ",
-          "
-          “For politics is not like the nursery; in politics obedience and support
-          are the same.” — Hannah Arendt, Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the
-          Banality of Evil
-          ",
-          "
-          Reality follows fiction.
-          ",
-          "
-          Most of the great problems we face are caused by politicians creating
-          solutions to problems they created in the first place. — Walter E.
-          Williams
-          ",
-          "
-          It takes two to tango.
-          ",
-          "
-          “There are very few who can think, but every man wants to have an
-          opinion; and what remains but to take it ready-made from others, instead
-          of forming opinions for himself?” — Arthur Schopenhauer, The Art of
-          Always Being Right
-          ",
-          "
-          “A last trick is to become personal, insulting, and rude as soon as you
-          perceive that your opponent has the upper hand. In becoming personal you
-          leave the subject altogether, and turn your attack on the person by
-          remarks of an offensive and spiteful character. This is a very popular
-          trick, because everyone is able to carry it into effect.” — Arthur
-          Schopenhauer, The Art of Always Being Right
-          ",
-          "
-          “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.”
-          — Jean-Paul Sartre
-          ",
-          "
-          “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one
-          else can see.” — Arthur Schopenhauer
-          ",
-          "
-          “Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance
-          prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an
-          organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor
-          property will be safe.” — Frederick Douglass
-          ",
-          "
-          They’re savages! Savages!
-          Dirty shrieking devils!
-          Now we sound the drums of war!
-          — Pocahontas’ Savages
-          ",
-          "
-          Simon’s Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later.
-          ",
-          "
-          A forbidden fruit creates many jams.
-          ",
-          "
-          Hydra of Lerna: Cut off one head and two more shall take its place.
-          ",
-          "
-          “But the educated public, the people who read the high-brow weeklies,
-          don’t need reconditioning. They’re all right already. They’ll believe
-          anything.” — C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength
-          ",
-          "
-          “Remember, the firemen are rarely necessary. The public itself stopped
-          reading of its own accord. You firemen provide a circus now and then at
-          which buildings are set off and crowds gather for the pretty blaze...”
-          — Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
-          ",
-          "
-          Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts.
-          — Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil)
-          ",
-          "
-          “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to
-          reform (or pause and reflect).” — Mark Twain
-          ",
-          "
-          Monkey see, monkey do.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know.
-          — Michel de Montaigne
-          ",
-          "
-          A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer
-          you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer
-          unusable. — Leslie Lamport, 1987
-          ",
-          "
-          Consequentialist: The end justifies the means.
-          ",
-          "
-          Currently unavailable.
-          ",
-          "
-          But does it scale?
-          ",
-          "
-          Can two walk together, except they be agreed? — Amos
-          ",
-          "
-          Dualism: Left, Right. Black, White.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nature imputes duality.
-          ",
-          "
-          “People are never more sincere than when they assume their own moral
-          superiority.” — Thomas Sowell, The Vision of the Anointed:
-          Self-Congratulation as a Basis for Social Policy
-          ",
-          "
-          Artificial Intelligence: /dev/random
-          ",
-          "
-          Cargo Cult: A millenarian belief system in which adherents perform
-          rituals which they believe will cause a more technologically advanced
-          society to deliver goods.
-          ",
-          "
-          Theosis: Unity with God.
-          Henosis: Unity with the Monad.
-          Transhumanism: Unity with the Machine.
-          ",
-          "
-          “If facts, logic, and scientific procedures are all just arbitrarily
-          “socially constructed” notions, then all that is left is consensus–more
-          specifically peer consensus, the kind of consensus that matters to
-          adolescents or to many among the intelligentsia.” ― Thomas Sowell,
-          Intellectuals and Society
-          ",
-          "
-          “Many intellectuals are so preoccupied with the notion that their
-          own special knowledge exceeds the average special knowledge of
-          millions of other people that they overlook the often far more
-          consequential fact that their mundane knowledge is not even one–tenth
-          of the total mundane knowledge of those millions.” — Thomas
-          Sowell, Intellectuals and Society
-          ",
-          "
-          Augustine’s 49th Law: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything.
-          ",
-          "
-          (1) Don’t think.
-          (2) If you do think, don’t speak.
-          (3) If you think and speak, don’t write.
-          (4) If you think, speak and write, don’t sign.
-          (5) If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised.
-          — Polish Joke
-          ",
-          "
-          In politics, temporary means permanent.
-          ",
-          "
-          In politics, the temporary becomes the permanent.
-          ",
-          "
-          The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough
-          voters to win the next election.
-          ",
-          "
-          Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
-          Boy: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
-          — How to Sell a Dead Donkey
-          ",
-          "
-          The bait and switch is the oldest trick in the book.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, it abruptly ends.
-          ",
-          "
-          Do the old eat the young?
-          ",
-          "
-          No, we want a king to rule over us.
-          ",
-          "
-          Please confirm my bias.
-          ",
-          "
-          What if the universe is not immortal?
-          ",
-          "
-          Consensus is the only thing that matters.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wikipedia is not a reliable source, because it can be edited by anyone at
-          any time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Feudalism is alive and well.
-          ",
-          "
-          Eristic Dialectics: The Logic of Appearance.
-          ",
-          "
-          Turning and turning in the widening gyre;
-          The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
-          Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
-          Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world.
-          ― William Butler Yeats, The Second Coming
-          ",
-          "
-          “If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for
-          reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” — Albert Einstein, Religion
-          and Science
-          ",
-          "
-          The best man for the job is often a woman.
-          ",
-          "
-          The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which
-          delays them.
-          ",
-          "
-          The wages of sin are high but you get your money’s worth.
-          ",
-          "
-          Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors. –
-          Onasander, The General
-          ",
-          "
-          “Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one
-          reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd
-          is content to swallow every day.” — Voltaire
-          ",
-          "
-          “Love truth, but pardon error.” ― Voltaire
-          ",
-          "
-          The current generation now sees everything clearly, it marvels at the
-          errors, it laughs at the folly of its ancestors, not seeing that this
-          chronicle is all overscored by divine fire, that every letter of it cries
-          out, that from everywhere the piercing finger is pointed at it, at this
-          current generation; but the current generation laughs and presumptuously,
-          proudly begins a series of new errors, at which their descendants will
-          also laugh afterwards. — Nikolai Gogol, Dead Souls
-          ",
-          "
-          Show me the incentive and I will show you the outcome.
-          — Charlie Munger
-          ",
-          "
-          The terms “free software” and “open source” stand for almost the
-          same range of programs. However, they say deeply different things about
-          those programs, based on different values. The free software movement
-          campaigns for freedom for the users of computing; it is a movement for
-          freedom and justice. By contrast, the open source idea values mainly
-          practical advantage and does not campaign for principles. This is why we
-          do not agree with open source, and do not use that term. — Richard Stallman
-          ",
-          "
-          Plausible Deniability: An ability of prescience or forethought that
-          exploits a chain of command and the absence of evidence to deny
-          responsibility for actions committed. An adeptness to engender situations
-          that provide multiple outs.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The man who lies asleep will never waken fame, and his desire and all
-          his life drift past him like a dream, and the traces of his memory fade
-          from time like smoke in air, or ripples on a stream.” — Dante
-          Alighieri, The Divine Comedy
-          ",
-          "
-          Common sense isn’t actually common.
-          ",
-          "
-          “There is no art which one government sooner learns of another, than
-          that of draining money from the pockets of the people.” — Adam Smith
-          ",
-          "
-          Black Swan Event: An event that comes as a surprise, has a major effect,
-          and is often inappropriately rationalized after the fact with the benefit
-          of hindsight.
-          ",
-          "
-          Money is the root of all money. — The Moving Finger
-          ",
-          "
-          Social Media: The Perpetual Outrage Machine.
-          ",
-          "
-          The time is out of joint. — Hamlet
-          ",
-          "
-          Powerful government tends to draw into it people with bloated egos, people
-          who think they know more than everyone else and have little hesitance in
-          coercing their fellow man. Or as Nobel Laureate Friedrich Hayek said, “in
-          government, the scum rises to the top”. — Walter E. Williams
-          ",
-          "
-          “Clickbait is dead.”
-          ",
-          "
-          The road to hell is paved with asphalt.
-          ",
-          "
-          When it comes to legalized bank robbing, I’m the best. — Floyd Mayweather
-          ",
-          "
-          “But is it legal?” — Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories
-          from the Local Food Front, Joel Salatin
-          ",
-          "
-          Most open source software is free, at least at first glance.
-          ",
-          "
-          The way to a man’s stomach is through his esophagus.
-          ",
-          "
-          Trash the planet.
-          ",
-          "
-          A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better
-          lawyer. — Robert Frost
-          ",
-          "
-          Murphy’s Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through
-          bureaucracies.
-          ",
-          "
-          Anderson’s Law: You can’t depend on anyone to be wrong all the time.
-          ",
-          "
-          The bigger they are, the harder they hit.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some
-          of the time, and that’s sufficient.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Fame and Fortune Axiom: Competence is not a prerequisite for success.
-          ",
-          "
-          Polis’ Attorney Law: Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains
-          at least one loophole.
-          ",
-          "
-          Pray — or you will become prey.
-          ",
-          "
-          You can get so much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind
-          word alone. — Irwin Corey
-          ",
-          "
-          Please wait... We are checking your browser...
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t shoot the messenger.
-          ",
-          "
-          Pay to pray.
-          ",
-          "
-          Distributed is the new centralized.
-          ",
-          "
-          And slowly, you come to realize;
-          It’s all as it should be.
-          You can only do so much.
-          — David Sylvian and Koji Haijima,
-          For The Love of Life
-          ",
-          "
-          Content is not king. Context is king.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing is true; everything is permitted.
-          — Alamut, Vladimir Bartol
-          ",
-          "
-          It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of
-          wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was
-          the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of
-          Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had
-          everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct
-          to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period
-          was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities
-          insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative
-          degree of comparison only. — Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities
-          ",
-          "
-          Omniscience: A state of possessing all knowledge.
-          ",
-          "
-          “What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.”
-          ",
-          "
-          Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay.
-          ",
-          "
-          There are two kinds of pedestrians; the quick and the dead.
-          — Lord Thomas Rober Dewar
-          ",
-          "
-          Programming is like alchemy.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm.
-          — Winston Churchill
-          ",
-          "
-          My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular.
-          — Adlai E. Stevenson
-          ",
-          "
-          Two heads are more numerous than one.
-          ",
-          "
-          Time heals all non—fatal wounds.
-          ",
-          "
-          Today is the first day of the rest of your week.
-          ",
-          "
-          The early worm gets eaten by the bird.
-          ",
-          "
-          Trust the system.
-          ",
-          "
-          Prove that you are human.
-          ",
-          "
-          Jump on the bandwagon!
-          ",
-          "
-          Game the metrics.
-          ",
-          "
-          All drugs come with side effects.
-          ",
-          "
-          “For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.” — Óscar R. Benavides
-          ",
-          "
-          In other words, we are left with Plato’s “noble natures,” with the
-          few of whom it may be true that none “does evil voluntarily.” Yet the
-          implied and dangerous conclusion, “Everybody wants to do good,” is not
-          true even in their case. The sad truth of the matter is that most evil is
-          done by people who never made up their minds to be or do either evil or
-          good. — Hannah Arendt, The Life of the Mind
-          ",
-          "
-          Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of
-          suffering. — Aeschylus, Agamemnon
-          ",
-          "
-          If it happens once, it’s a bug.
-          If it happens twice, it’s a feature.
-          If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy.
-          ",
-          "
-          Fake it till you make it?
-          ",
-          "
-          God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we
-          comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and
-          mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our
-          knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to
-          clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we
-          have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must
-          we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? — Friedrich
-          Nietzsche
-          ",
-          "
-          Hanlon’s Eraser: Stupidity is criminal.
-          ",
-          "
-          Great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dynamics of Software Acceptance: Worse is better.
-          ",
-          "
-          Authoritarianism: A form of government that rejects pluralism and uses a
-          strong central power to preserve the political status quo.
-          ",
-          "
-          Why are quotes so popular?
-          ",
-          "
-          Everybody wants to be the leader.
-          ",
-          "
-          Prove that you are human, human.
-          ",
-          "
-          Not everyone is on social media.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are aware of the issue.
-          ",
-          "
-          Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and
-          deserve to get it good and hard. — H. L. Mencken
-          ",
-          "
-          Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for
-          others?’ — Martin Luther King, Jr.
-          ",
-          "
-          OSH: Open–source hardware.
-          ",
-          "
-          Your web browser is not supported.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t be evil. Do the right thing.
-          ",
-          "
-          There are no adults in the room.
-          ",
-          "
-          The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you’ve gotten the fish
-          you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit.
-          Once you’ve gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist
-          because of meaning. Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the
-          words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with
-          him? — Zhuangzi, Chuang Tsu: Inner Chapters
-          ",
-          "
-          No horse in this race.
-          ",
-          "
-          Morality is the privilege of those judging from the distance.
-          — John Cory
-          ",
-          "
-          Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their
-          property that they may more perfectly respect it. — G.K. Chesterton,
-          The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare
-          ",
-          "
-          If you analyse anything, you destroy it.
-          — Arthur Miller
-          ",
-          "
-          That’s how they write journals in academics, they try to make it so
-          complicated people think you’re a genius. — Terry Davis
-          ",
-          "
-          An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity.
-          — Terry Davis
-          ",
-          "
-          But is it safe?
-          ",
-          "
-          How is the world ruled, and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to
-          journalists, and they believe what they read. — Karl Kraus, Aphorisms
-          and More Aphorisms (1909)
-          ",
-          "
-          Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand
-          judgment. — Elihu
-          ",
-          "
-          NP: Non—deterministic Polynomial Time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dead Internet Theory: All content on the Internet will eventually be
-          generated by bots with artificial intelligence.
-          ",
-          "
-          The bit will flip.
-          ",
-          "
-          The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence
-          that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce
-          them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master;
-          whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim. An
-          individual in a crowd is a grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which
-          the wind stirs up at will. — Gustave Le Bon, The Crowd: A Study of the
-          Popular Mind
-          ",
-          "
-          Vote for Nobody.
-          Nobody will keep election promises.
-          Nobody will listen to your concerns.
-          Nobody will help the poor and unemployed.
-          Nobody cares!
-          Nobody tells the truth.
-          If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone.
-          — A mural in Guelph, Ontario
-          ",
-          "
-          Join our community to see this answer!
-          ",
-          "
-          Yama: becoming mindful.
-          ",
-          "
-          You must update now.
-          ",
-          "
-          Update now to send and receive messages.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just World Fallacy: A flawed belief that the world
-          is fair and just.
-          ",
-          "
-          Are we the bad guys?
-          ",
-          "
-          The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
-          ",
-          "
-          One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind.
-          ",
-          "
-          You will soon forget this.
-          ",
-          "
-          It is better to suffer an injustice than to do an injustice.
-          ",
-          "
-          The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well
-          to his going. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          All possibility of understanding is rooted in the ability to say no.
-          — Susan Sontag
-          ",
-          "
-          As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves.
-          ",
-          "
-          A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest
-          in students. — John Ciardi
-          ",
-          "
-          The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us
-          nothing. — Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog)
-          ",
-          "
-          Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality — it just
-          makes the manuals thicker.
-          ",
-          "
-          The only thing humans are equal in is death. — Johan Liebert,
-          Naoki Urasawa’s Monster
-          ",
-          "
-          No two persons ever read the same book. — Edmund Wilson
-          ",
-          "
-          You have mail.
-          ",
-          "
-          Human Nature: A walking contradiction.
-          ",
-          "
-          No skin in this game.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t copy others’ homework.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Philosopher’s Stone: It’s either perfect or useless.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t break user space.
-          ",
-          "
-          The first thing to know about unlimited is that it isn’t unlimited.
-          ",
-          "
-          Build, don’t destroy.
-          ",
-          "
-          Couldn’t sign you in. This browser or app may not be secure.
-          ",
-          "
-          A few minutes until maintenance is over.
-          “So what happens when maintenance is over?”
-          You don’t know? That’s when maintenance begins.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.”
-          — The Wizard Of Oz
-          ",
-          "
-          Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back.
-          ",
-          "
-          “Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing
-          was ever made.” — Immanuel Kant
-          ",
-          "
-          Barker’s Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication.
-          ",
-          "
-          Rome wasn’t burnt in a day.
-          ",
-          "
-          The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun.
-          — Buckminster Fuller
-          ",
-          "
-          When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever
-          remains must be an empty page. — Google Maps
-          ",
-          "
-          He that is down need fear no fall.
-          ",
-          "
-          Just don’t create a file called -rf.
-          — Larry Wall
-          ",
-          "
-          Woolsey—Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a
-          problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution
-          they cannot understand.
-          ",
-          "
-          I’m proud of my humility.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s a questionable day. Ask somebody something.
-          ",
-          "
-          Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
-          ",
-          "
-          This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
-          And now you know why.
-          ",
-          "
-          Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed.
-          — Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary”
-          ",
-          "
-          If you waste your time cooking, you’ll miss the next meal.
-          ",
-          "
-          The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to
-          your face does not approach what your best friends say
-          behind your back. — Alfred De Musset
-          ",
-          "
-          All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time.
-          ",
-          "
-          Profits over people.
-          ",
-          "
-          I know what you download...
-          ",
-          "
-          Armchair Politics.
-          ",
-          "
-          Cutler Webster’s Law: There are two sides to
-          every argument, unless a person is personally
-          involved, in which case there is only one.
-          ",
-          "
-          An apple every eight hours will keep three
-          doctors away.
-          ",
-          "
-          Always try to do things in chronological order;
-          it’s less confusing that way.
-          ",
-          "
-          Wisdom is rarely found on the best—seller list.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you can keep your head when everybody round
-          you is losing theirs, then it’s very probable that
-          you don’t understand the situation.
-          ",
-          "
-          Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-          — John Lehman
-          ",
-          "
-          Leadership involves finding a parade and getting
-          in front of it. — John Naisbitt, “Megatrends”
-          ",
-          "
-          Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you
-          is generally promoting a falsehood, isn’t it?
-          — Anthony Hope
-          ",
-          "
-          Davis’s Dictum: Problems that go away by
-          themselves, come back by themselves.
-          ",
-          "
-          A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is
-          one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant
-          conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.
-          — Lisa Kirk
-          ",
-          "
-          Practice yourself what you preach. — Titus Maccius Plautus
-          ",
-          "
-          “Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If
-          your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down
-          people’s throats.” — Howard Aiken
-          ",
-          "
-          Steinbach’s Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test
-          for an error condition you don’t know how to handle.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing succeeds like success.
-          ",
-          "
-          The only constant is change.
-          ",
-          "
-          Misery loves company.
-          ",
-          "
-          The cost of living only goes up.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you owe the bank a hundred thousand dollars, the bank
-          owns you. If you owe the bank a hundred million dollars,
-          you own the bank. — American Proverb
-          ",
-          "
-          “You really think someone would do that? Just go on TV and tell
-          lies?”
-          ",
-          "
-          Ginsberg’s Theorem:
-          (0) There is a game.
-          (1) You can’t win.
-          (2) You can’t even break even.
-          (3) You can’t even quit the game.
-          ",
-          "
-          Commoner’s Second Law of Ecology:
-          Nothing ever goes away.
-          ",
-          "
-          The snake shall eat its own tail.
-          ",
-          "
-          Finagle’s First Rule: To study a subject best, understand
-          it thoroughly before you start.
-          ",
-          "
-          The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse.
-          — Issawi’s Laws of Progress
-          ",
-          "
-          The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between
-          two points.
-          — Issawi’s Laws of Progress
-          ",
-          "
-          The Dialectics of Progress: Direct action produces direct
-          reaction.
-          — Issawi’s Laws of Progress
-          ",
-          "
-          The Pace of Progress: Society is a mule, not a car ... If
-          pressed too hard, it will kick and throw off its rider.
-          — Issawi’s Laws of Progress
-          ",
-          "
-          SDSM: Super Duper Secure Mode
-          ",
-          "
-          Three–strikes Law: Three strikes and you’re out.
-          ",
-          "
-          Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
-          Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
-          Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.
-          Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
-          Spam spam spam spam!
-          — Monty Python, Spam Song
-          ",
-          "
-          The world really isn’t any worse.  It’s just that the news
-          coverage is so much better.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you’re careful enough, nothing bad or good
-          will ever happen to you.
-          ",
-          "
-          Never have so many understood so little about so much.
-          — James Burke
-          ",
-          "
-          To err is human – but it feels divine.
-          — Mae West
-          ",
-          "
-          Necessity is the plea for every infringement of
-          human freedom: it is the argument of tyrants; it
-          is the creed of slaves.
-          — William Pitt, House of Commons, 1783
-          ",
-          "
-          Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
-          ",
-          "
-          Polarize the people, controversy is the game.
-          It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name.
-          — Ren, Money Game, Pt. 2
-          ",
-          "
-          “If it’s a bug people rely on, it’s not
-          a bug – it’s a feature.” — Linus Torvalds
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything is awful.
-          ",
-          "
-          Knowledge itself is power.
-          — Sir Francis Bacon
-          ",
-          "
-          Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
-          — Sir Francis Bacon
-          ",
-          "
-          Conscious is when you are aware of something and
-          conscience is when you wish you weren’t.
-          ",
-          "
-          You humans are all alike.
-          ",
-          "
-          You may be marching to the beat of a different
-          drummer, but you’re still in the parade.
-          ",
-          "
-          You have junk mail.
-          ",
-          "
-          To do two things at once is to do neither.
-          — Publilius Syrus
-          ",
-          "
-          If life is merely a joke, the question still
-          remains: for whose amusement?
-          ",
-          "
-          The reward for working hard is more hard work.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nobody said computers were going to be polite.
-          ",
-          "
-          Tell me what to think!
-          ",
-          "
-          Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet
-          deprecate agitation, are men who want rain
-          without thunder and lightning. They want the
-          ocean without the roar of its many waters. —
-          Frederick Douglass
-          ",
-          "
-          Never underestimate the power of somebody with
-          source code, a text editor, and the willingness
-          to totally hose their system. — Rob Landley
-          ",
-          "
-          Now I lay me back to sleep.
-          The speaker’s dull; the subject’s deep.
-          If he should stop before I wake,
-          Give me a nudge for goodness’ sake.
-          — Anonymous
-          ",
-          "
-          “Man is the only animal that can remain on
-          friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat
-          until he eats them.” — Samuel Butler, The Note
-          Books of Samuel Butler
-          ",
-          "
-          Stein’s Law: If something cannot go on forever,
-          it will stop.
-          ",
-          "
-          Internet: Amazon
-          ",
-          "
-          A fool uttereth all his mind. — Proverbs
-          ",
-          "
-          Is nepotism a crime?
-          ",
-          "
-          Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10 to the 23.
-          ",
-          "
-          Position. Velocity. Acceleration. Jerk. Snap.
-          Crackle. Pop.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nihilism: The belief that life is meaningless.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s easier to fool people than to convince
-          them that they have been fooled.
-          ",
-          "
-          If everyone is thinking alike then somebody
-          isn’t thinking. — George S. Patton
-          ",
-          "
-          Krishnamurti said, “It’s no measure of health
-          to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick
-          society.” — Mark Vonnegut, The Eden Express:
-          A Memoir of Insanity
-          ",
-          "
-          Matthew Effect: For whosoever hath, to him shall
-          be given; and whosoever hath not, from him shall
-          be taken even that which he seemeth to have.
-          ",
-          "
-          All art is quite useless. — Oscar Wilde
-          ",
-          "
-          TOSDR: Terms of Service; Didn’t Read
-          ",
-          "
-          GitHub has the right to suspend or terminate your
-          access to all or any part of the Website at any
-          time, with or without cause, with or without
-          notice, effective immediately. GitHub reserves
-          the right to refuse service to anyone for any
-          reason at any time. — GitHub, Terms of Service
-          ",
-          "
-          There is no such thing as a thing. — G. K.
-          Chesterton, The Prince of Paradox, Orthodoxy
-          ",
-          "
-          We built our website for newer browsers.
-          ",
-          "
-          Reality is a harsh mistress.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are living in a material world – And I am a
-          material girl. — Madonna, Material Girl
-          ",
-          "
-          Meritocracy is a myth.
-          ",
-          "
-          For the time being I gave up writing – there is
-          already too much truth in the world – an
-          overproduction which apparently cannot be
-          consumed! — Otto Rank
-          ",
-          "
-          Never trust an operating system.
-          ",
-          "
-          Advertising is a valuable economic factor because
-          it is the cheapest way of selling goods,
-          particularly if the goods are worthless. —
-          Sinclair Lewis
-          ",
-          "
-          We read to say that we have read.
-          ",
-          "
-          This file will self destruct in five minutes.
-          ",
-          "
-          Not every question deserves an answer.
-          ",
-          "
-          One person’s error is another person’s data.
-          ",
-          "
-          An expert is one who knows more and more about
-          less and less until he knows absolutely
-          everything about nothing.
-          ",
-          "
-          Welcome to hell.
-          ",
-          "
-          Social media is an illusion.
-          ",
-          "
-          We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge.
-          — John Naisbitt, Megatrends
-          ",
-          "
-          The Akashic Records.
-          ",
-          "
-          I never did it that way before.
-          ",
-          "
-          Theorem: A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has
-          eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat.
-          Therefore, a cat has nine tails.
-          ",
-          "
-          The more things change, the more they’ll never be the same again.
-          ",
-          "
-          Society creates its own monsters.
-          ",
-          "
-          “It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory
-          is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it
-          doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.” —
-          Richard P. Feynman
-          ",
-          "
-          Zero days all day.
-          ",
-          "
-          To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more
-          difficult to criticize the competent.
-          ",
-          "
-          In a consumer society there are inevitably two
-          kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and
-          the prisoners of envy. — Ivan Illich
-          ",
-          "
-          Golden hammers for sale.
-          ",
-          "
-          Beware of fake comments and reviews.
-          ",
-          "
-          This is the darkest timeline.
-          ",
-          "
-          Provides improved system stability.
-          ",
-          "
-          No country, however rich, can afford the waste of
-          its human resources. Demoralization caused by
-          vast unemployment is our greatest extravagance.
-          Morally, it is the greatest menace to our social
-          order. — Franklin D. Roosevelt
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s great to be smart ‘cause then you know stuff.
-          ",
-          "
-          Sorry, the file that you’ve requested has been deleted.
-          ",
-          "
-          About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a
-          pencil with a blunt ax. It is equally vain to try to do it
-          with ten blunt axes instead. — Edsger Dijkstra
-          ",
-          "
-          There are two ways to write error–free programs; only the
-          third way works.
-          ",
-          "
-          “The lesser of two evils – is evil.”
-          — Seymour (Sy) Leon
-          ",
-          "
-          If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a
-          couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson
-          ",
-          "
-          Bloom’s Seventh Law of Litigation:
-          The judge’s jokes are always funny.
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s is not, it isn’t ain’t, and it’s it’s, not its, if you
-          mean it is.  If you don’t, it’s its.  Then too, it’s hers.
-          It isn’t her’s.  It isn’t our’s either.  It’s ours, and
-          likewise yours and theirs. — Oxford University Press,
-          Edpress News
-          ",
-          "
-          Savage’s Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you’ll get it
-          bad.
-          ",
-          "
-          Consumers love ads.
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything you considered a product, has now become a service.
-          — Forbes Magazine
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t blame the victim.
-          ",
-          "
-          Law of Messengers: Shoot first, ask questions later.
-          ",
-          "
-          What if we put a browser inside another browser?
-          ",
-          "
-          The invention of the ship was also the invention
-          of the shipwreck. — Paul Virilio
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything is compromised.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing is as simple as it seems at first, or as
-          hopeless as it seems in the middle, or as
-          finished as it seems in the end.
-          ",
-          "
-          If a nation values anything more than freedom, it
-          will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is
-          that if it is comfort or money it values more, it
-          will lose that, too. — W. Somerset Maugham
-          ",
-          "
-          A person who has nothing looks at all there is
-          and wants something. A person who has something
-          looks at all there is and wants all the rest.
-          ",
-          "
-          This video is no longer available because the YouTube
-          account associated with this video has been terminated.
-          ",
-          "
-          Robert’s Rule of Order: Whoever has the chair has the floor.
-          ",
-          "
-          Twitter’s Rule of Order: Whoever screams the longest has the floor.
-          ",
-          "
-          In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
-          Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel, 1883—1971
-          ",
-          "
-          Everything you know is wrong!
-          ",
-          "
-          This video was removed because it was too long.
-          ",
-          "
-          If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around
-          you.
-          ",
-          "
-          We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died.
-          ",
-          "
-          To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism — to steal from many is research.
-          ",
-          "
-          Have an adequate day.
-          ",
-          "
-          “If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different
-          world.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein
-          ",
-          "
-          You must enable DRM to play some audio or video on this page.
-          ",
-          "
-          People of privilege will always risk their complete destruction
-          rather than surrender any material part of their advantage.
-          — John Kenneth Galbraith
-          ",
-          "
-          It’s always darkest just before it gets pitch black.
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t get suckered in by the comments – they can be terribly misleading.
-          Debug only code. — Dave Storer
-          ",
-          "
-          Shedenhelm’s Law: All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill
-          sections.
-          ",
-          "
-          Genius, noun: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right
-          time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right
-          things to all the right people.
-          ",
-          "
-          To know is to die.
-          ",
-          "
-          An attempt was made to break through the security policy of the user agent.
-          ",
-          "
-          Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing.
-          — Ralph Waldo Emerson
-          ",
-          "
-          There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and
-          that is not being talked about.
-          — Oscar Wilde
-          ",
-          "
-          Did you know that clones never use mirrors?
-          ",
-          "
-          Don’t be so humble; you aren’t that great.
-          — Golda Meir
-          ",
-          "
-          Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty. — Plato
-          ",
-          "
-          Truly simple systems are not feasible because they would require near–infinite
-          testing. — Norman Augustine
-          ",
-          "
-          A tautology is a thing which is tautological.
-          ",
-          "
-          I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others
-          do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle
-          ",
-        ];
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