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diff --git a/content/canory/messages/animations.md b/content/canory/messages/animations.md
index 8792db5..4957497 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/animations.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/animations.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-16T05:41:52+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-16T05:41:52+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Text animations are out of style. Wait.. {{< animate waggle "nu-uh" >}}, just
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/cache.md b/content/canory/messages/cache.md
index d731590..9a57ced 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/cache.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/cache.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-02-27T20:18:43+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-02-27T20:18:43+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Resource abuse is not good --- cache responsibly. In the `hugo` configuration
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/code.md b/content/canory/messages/code.md
index ab9e656..503eb97 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/code.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/code.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-22T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-22T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Demonstrate your brilliance by embedding code with impeccable taste and
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/definitions.md b/content/canory/messages/definitions.md
index 93ffa73..4c5f30f 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/definitions.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/definitions.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-17T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-17T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
There's no infinite scrolling here --- it enfeebles the psyche. Here are a list
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md b/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md
index 2b64116..bfbc193 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/diagrams.md
@@ -2,13 +2,12 @@
date = "2022-03-25T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-25T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
{{< abbr >}} I :heart: `hugo` but hate emojis. Here's an
[emoji cheat sheet](https://www.webfx.com/tools/emoji-cheat-sheet/) because you
probably like them :sweat_smile:. I'm over the character limit but look mommy
---- `ASCII` diagrams!
+--- {{< abbr "`ASCII`" "American Standard Code for Information Interchange" >}} diagrams!
[**GoAT Diagram**](https://github.com/blampe/goat#goat-go-ascii-tool)
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/disclosure.md b/content/canory/messages/disclosure.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..597f8d7
--- /dev/null
+++ b/content/canory/messages/disclosure.md
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
++++
+date = "2022-03-07T02:19:12+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-07T02:19:12+00:00"
+tags = [ "docs" ]
++++
+
+I'll keep it short. The introduction of _A Tale of Two Cities_ by Charles
+Dickens --- enjoy!
+
+---
+
+{{< disclose >}}
+It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.
+{{</ disclose >}}
+
+It was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of
+belief, it was the epoch of incredulity.
+
+{{< disclose >}}
+It was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness.
+{{</ disclose >}}
+
+It was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything
+before us, we had nothing before us.
+
+{{< disclose >}}
+We were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way.
+{{</ disclose >}}
+
+In short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its
+noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in
+the superlative degree of comparison only.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/drafts.md b/content/canory/messages/drafts.md
index ad28b64..41fb2ae 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/drafts.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/drafts.md
@@ -3,7 +3,6 @@ date = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
draft = true
-author = "canory"
+++
Draft those messages, you message drafter. Get a feel of how it delivers before
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/gates.md b/content/canory/messages/gates.md
index 9284ab5..eb2ddd3 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/gates.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/gates.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-01T01:24:31+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-01T01:24:31+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Satisfy the keepers of the gate by officially verifying ownership of your
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md b/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md
index 440ab23..076a189 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/highlighting.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-24T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-24T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Sometimes I'll {{< mark "highlight stuff" />}} to draw attention to my fine
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/hugo.md b/content/canory/messages/hugo.md
index d0ab9be..2011db0 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/hugo.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/hugo.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-26T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-26T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
This micro blog is powered by Hugo, a static site generator that has lots of
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md b/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md
index 0e2f3b1..d04fe47 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/imgur-video.md
@@ -2,10 +2,9 @@
date = "2022-03-19T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-19T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Embedding a `gif` hosted from an external site is easy. Heard it might be
illegal someday. Yak shaving and legal jangling are the worst, truly.
-{{< imgur-video rQIb4Vw >}}
+{{< video-imgur rQIb4Vw >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/links.md b/content/canory/messages/links.md
index 43f73a5..bc79001 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/links.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/links.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-15T03:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-15T03:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
This individual is old enough to remember that the Internet is
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/lists.md b/content/canory/messages/lists.md
index 3750b26..04fbab7 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/lists.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/lists.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-12T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-12T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Speaking of lists. Everyone likes a good list right? Spur ridicule and
@@ -11,6 +10,9 @@ controversy by ranking things, it's that easy.
1. C
2. Bash
3. Perl
- 4. JavaScript
- 5. PHP
- 6. Java
+
+ ---
+
+ 10. JavaScript
+ 11. PHP
+ 12. Java
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/markdown.md b/content/canory/messages/markdown.md
index cb34605..675f3f1 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/markdown.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/markdown.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-14T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-14T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
[//]: # "That's a comment alright, hiding in plain sight."
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/math.md b/content/canory/messages/math.md
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..cd02f88
--- /dev/null
+++ b/content/canory/messages/math.md
@@ -0,0 +1,93 @@
++++
+date = "2022-03-01T01:25:42+00:00"
+lastmod = "2022-03-01T01:25:42+00:00"
+tags = [ "docs" ]
++++
+
+First nothing, then the infinity wars. You know; the miracle of the fallacy
+_&agrave; la_ generality.
+
+```mathml { caption="Sounds about right." }
+<math xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1998/Math/MathML" alttext="\begin{align*} & 0 = 0 \times 1\\ & 0 = 0 \times 2\\ & 0 = 0 \times 3 \end{align*}" display="block" >
+ <mtable displaystyle="true" columnalign="right">
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>×</mo>
+ <mn>1</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>×</mo>
+ <mn>2</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>×</mo>
+ <mn>3</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ </mtable>
+</math>
+```
+
+```mathml { caption="Alien levels of literal meta--abstraction." }
+<math xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1998/Math/MathML" alttext="\begin{align*} & 0 = 0\\ & 0 \times 1 = 0 \times 3 \end{align*}" display="block">
+ <mtable displaystyle="true" columnalign="right left">
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>×</mo>
+ <mn>1</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>0</mn>
+ <mo>×</mo>
+ <mn>3</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ </mtable>
+</math>
+```
+
+```mathml { caption="Unity. Don't try this at home, kids." }
+<math xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1998/Math/MathML" alttext="\begin{align*} & 1 = 3 \end{align*}" display="block">
+ <mtable displaystyle="true" columnalign="right left">
+ <mtr>
+ <mtd>
+ <mrow>
+ <mn>1</mn>
+ <mo>=</mo>
+ <mn>3</mn>
+ </mrow>
+ </mtd>
+ </mtr>
+ </mtable>
+</math>
+```
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/odysee.md b/content/canory/messages/odysee.md
index d07f949..6f0c0a8 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/odysee.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/odysee.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-03T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-03T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
The cool kids are moving to a new video site called Odysee. How long do you
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/pdf.md b/content/canory/messages/pdf.md
index ae8aa63..cb63604 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/pdf.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/pdf.md
@@ -2,10 +2,11 @@
date = "2022-03-07T02:20:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-07T02:20:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
-Heard you like {{< abbr `PDFs` "Portable Document Format" >}} but hate accidently
-downloading them. Charles Dickens is a word wizard.
+Heard you like {{< abbr `PDFs` "Portable Document Format" >}} but hate
+accidently downloading them. [Charles
+Dickens](https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/98) is a [word
+wizard](/canory/media/2city12p.pdf).
{{< attach >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/pinned.md b/content/canory/messages/pinned.md
index d1b056d..faf8781 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/pinned.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/pinned.md
@@ -3,8 +3,7 @@ date = "2022-02-05T02:20:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
weight = 1
-liked = true
-author = "canory"
+marked = true
+++
This message is pinned for reasons unknown. For a quick start guide,
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md b/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md
index dfa71fe..6cda9c9 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/plumbing.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-10T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-10T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Is your `JavaScript` functional? Double[^1] click a word and hold the
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/self.md b/content/canory/messages/self.md
index c4266ee..f5834a4 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/self.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/self.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-02T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-02T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Check out this party trick; this thing can quote other messages.
@@ -11,4 +10,4 @@ Technically... the instructions from the manufacturer was not to do this --- but
rules are made to be broken... right?
{{< /spoiler >}}
-{{< self "/canory/messages/self#canory-messages-self.md" >}}
+{{< self "/canory/messages/self/embed.html" >}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md b/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md
index 27a0929..bfac31d 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md
@@ -3,14 +3,12 @@ date = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
expirydate = "2122-04-29T22:55:17+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
slug = "cf1a1feb1"
+++
{{< disclose >}}
-Extraterrestrials don't care about speech in the slightest. According to my
-lackey [@tdro](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is serious business for
-humans.
+Extraterrestrials care not about speech. According to my
+[lackey](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is serious business for humans.
{{</ disclose >}}
Professor Wiio says;
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/selfdestructed.md b/content/canory/messages/selfdestructed.md
index 246cdbc..2cf1852 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/selfdestructed.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/selfdestructed.md
@@ -3,7 +3,6 @@ date = "2022-03-08T02:18:49+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-08T02:18:49+00:00"
expirydate = "2022-03-08T02:19:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
slug = "cf1a1feb2"
+++
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/styles.md b/content/canory/messages/styles.md
index 2791d5e..67c63be 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/styles.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/styles.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-23T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-23T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
**Subtlety** *wins* arguments, and other times an **_impassioned
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/tables.md b/content/canory/messages/tables.md
index ade801c..97c4aea 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/tables.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/tables.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-04T02:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Tables are the most universally understood data presentation format but...
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/tasks.md b/content/canory/messages/tasks.md
index 86c2312..379c359 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/tasks.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/tasks.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-13T03:44:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-13T03:44:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
We get things done around here! The first step is to write down our goals for
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md b/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md
index 4ba23b5..76294bf 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/unlisted.md
@@ -3,7 +3,6 @@ date = "2022-03-08T02:16:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-08T02:16:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
unlisted = true
-author = "canory"
+++
So you're a bit bold and have the cooking skills needed to stay in the kitchen.
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/unsafe.md b/content/canory/messages/unsafe.md
index 9c75457..f43799e 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/unsafe.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/unsafe.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-09T02:43:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-09T02:43:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
{{< disclose />}}
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/videos.md b/content/canory/messages/videos.md
index 9678aec..3655f46 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/videos.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/videos.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-20T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-20T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Here's a video that warms my dear heart. Showing videos to others makes you
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md b/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md
index 7552249..12950b2 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/wikipedia.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-06T02:20:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-06T02:20:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Reason, meaning, and knowledge are the ground truths of society but only when
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md b/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md
index ea0d216..0896da1 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/xkcd.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-18T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-18T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Hosting and linking content is copyright radioactive. Be a good netizen and
diff --git a/content/canory/messages/youtube.md b/content/canory/messages/youtube.md
index 633e64d..33f7c53 100644
--- a/content/canory/messages/youtube.md
+++ b/content/canory/messages/youtube.md
@@ -2,7 +2,6 @@
date = "2022-03-16T04:45:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-16T04:45:51+00:00"
tags = [ "docs" ]
-author = "canory"
+++
Netizens think that there are only 5 websites. Here's a video from one of them.