From 462b85a04a18b106a7fe6db9e8b7ec97e6a2c17b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Thedro Neely Date: Sat, 3 Jun 2023 18:43:11 -0400 Subject: generators/fortune: Add quotes seen/heard last week Remove a few unknown quotes --- generators/fortune/quotes.fortune | 29 +++++++++++++++++++++++++---- 1 file changed, 25 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) (limited to 'generators') diff --git a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune index cd03dfa..92c0e30 100644 --- a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune +++ b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune @@ -1,3 +1,28 @@ +We’re currently having technical issues. Please try again later. +% +You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could +know how seldom they do. — Olin Miller +% +Computer science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing +to a building as being maintenance. — Jim Horning +% +God doesn’t play dice. — Albert Einstein +% +As modern times promote hasty eating to a large extent, it is not surprising to +learn that a great astronomer said: “Two things are infinite, as far as we know +— the universe and human stupidity.” Ego, Hunger, and Aggression: a Revision +of Freud’s Theory and Method, Frederick S. Perls +% +Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, +because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. +We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some +things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns–the ones we don’t +know we don’t know. — Donald Rumsfeld +% +Everything is local. +% +I read it on the Internet, it has to be true! +% A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions that make it fail. — Jerry Ogdin % @@ -221,8 +246,6 @@ Burke’s Postulates: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talk about. Don’t create a problem for which you do not have the answer. % -The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously. -% Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people into two types, and those who don’t. @@ -2373,8 +2396,6 @@ One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day. % Are you making all this up as you go along? % -Fast React applications are rare. -% One man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia. % Thanks for coming to my TED talk. -- cgit v1.2.3