From bd652ba741c557304edb163e2641cd5e04152600 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Thedro Neely Date: Mon, 5 Jun 2023 19:31:21 -0400 Subject: app/model/Fortune: Read from file --- app/model/Fortune.php | 5168 +------------------------------------------------ 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 5167 deletions(-) (limited to 'app') diff --git a/app/model/Fortune.php b/app/model/Fortune.php index e5569c3..a073d98 100644 --- a/app/model/Fortune.php +++ b/app/model/Fortune.php @@ -9,5172 +9,6 @@ class Fortune public function quotes(): array { - return [ - " - Augur: The priest of the sacred chicken. - ", - " - We’re currently having technical issues. Please try again later. - ", - " - You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could - know how seldom they do. — Olin Miller - ", - " - Computer science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing - to a building as being maintenance. — Jim Horning - ", - " - God doesn’t play dice. — Albert Einstein - ", - " - As modern times promote hasty eating to a large extent, it is not surprising to - learn that a great astronomer said: “Two things are infinite, as far as we know - — the universe and human stupidity.” Ego, Hunger, and Aggression: a Revision - of Freud’s Theory and Method, Frederick S. Perls - ", - " - Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me, - because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. - We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some - things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns–the ones we don’t - know we don’t know. — Donald Rumsfeld - ", - " - Everything is local. - ", - " - I read it on the Internet, it has to be true! - ", - " - A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions - that make it fail. — Jerry Ogdin - ", - " - If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. — - Anatole France - ", - " - “And who better understands the Unix—nature?” Master Foo asked. “Is it - he who writes the ten thousand lines, or he who, perceiving the emptiness of - the task, gains merit by not coding?” Upon hearing this, the programmer was - enlightened. - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - Immortality — a fate worse than death. — Edgar A. Shoaff - ", - " - Intellect annuls Fate. - So far as a man thinks, he is free. — Ralph Waldo Emerson - ", - " - Let’s call it an accidental feature. — Larry Wall - ", - " - In the long run we are all dead. — John Maynard Keynes - ", - " - A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I - believe everything positively stinks. — Lew Col - ", - " - Ah, but a man’s grasp should exceed his reach, - Or what’s a heaven for? Robert Browning, — “Andrea del Sarto” - ", - " - All hope abandon, ye who enter here! — Dante Alighieri - ", - " - All men know the utility of useful things; - but they do not know the utility of futility. — Chuang—tzu - ", - " - And ever has it been known that love knows not its own depth until the - hour of separation. — Kahlil Gibran - ", - " - Besides, I think Slackware sounds better than ‘Microsoft,’ don’t you? — - Patrick Volkerding - ", - " - Waving away a cloud of smoke, I look up, and I’m blinded by a bright, white - light. It’s God. No, not Richard Stallman, or Linus Torvalds, but God. In - a booming voice, He says: “THIS IS A SIGN. USE LINUX, THE FREE UNIX SYSTEM - FOR THE 386”. — Matt Welsh - ", - " - Never trust an operating system you don’t have sources for. — Unknown - Source - ", - " - Parkinson’s Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay an important decision, the - good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it. - ", - " - Reliable source: The guy you just met. - ", - " - Thyme’s Law: Everything goes wrong at once. - ", - " - Netscape is not a newsreader, and probably never shall be. — Tom Christiansen - ", - " - You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, - for instance. — Franklin P. Jones - ", - " - To be is to program. - ", - " - There’s no easy quick way out, we’re gonna have to live through our - whole lives, win, lose, or draw. — Walt Kelly - ", - " - Illiterate? Write today for free help! - ", - " - Like winter snow on summer lawn, time past is time gone. - ", - " - Hlade’s Law: If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person — - they will find an easier way to do it. - ", - " - Davis’ Law of Traffic Density: The density of rush—hour traffic - is directly proportional to 1.5 times the amount of extra time - you allow to arrive on time. - ", - " - Resisting temptation is easier when you think you’ll probably get - another chance later on. - ", - " - Do more than anyone expects, and pretty soon everyone will expect more. - ", - " - Turnaucka’s Law: The attention span of a computer is only as long as its - electrical cord. - ", - " - Power tends to corrupt and absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Great men are almost always bad men, even when they exercise influence - and not authority; still more when you superadd the tendency of the - certainty of corruption by authority. — Lord Acton - ", - " - We can predict everything, except the future. - ", - " - A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many - bad measures. — Daniel Webste - ", - " - Agnes’ Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of. - ", - " - Weiler’s Law: Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it - himself. - ", - " - Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained - by stupidity. - ", - " - Hofstadter’s Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take - Hofstadter’s Law into account. - ", - " - Murphy’s Law of Research: Enough research will tend to support your theory. - ", - " - Pryor’s Observation: How long you live has nothing to do - with how long you are going to be dead. - ", - " - Whitehead’s Law: The obvious answer is always overlooked. - ", - " - G. B. Shaw’s Law: Those who can — do. - Those who can’t — teach. - Martin’s Extension: Those who cannot teach — administrate. - ", - " - Johnson’s First Law: When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the - most inconvenient possible time. - ", - " - Guru: A computer owner who can read the manual. - ", - " - First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the - difference. - ", - " - Woodward’s Law: A theory is better than its explanation. - ", - " - Lie: A very poor substitute for the truth, but the only one discovered to date. - ", - " - Hildebrant’s Principle: If you don’t know where you are going, any road will - get you there. - ", - " - Committee: A group of men who individually can do nothing but as a group - decide that nothing can be done. — Fred Allen - ", - " - “The stronger a culture, the less it fears the radical fringe. - The more paranoid and precarious a culture, the less tolerance it offers.” - — Joel Salatin, Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories from the - Local Food Front - ", - " - “The command—line tools of Unix are crude and backward,” he scoffed. - “Modern, properly designed operating systems do everything through a - graphical user interface.” - Master Foo said nothing, but pointed at the moon. A nearby dog began to bark at - the master’s hand. - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - The master replied: “There is a defect, and I am considering the best way to - repair it.” - The novice said, “You preach often about the importance of setting priorities. - How, then, can you obsess about something so tiny and unimportant?” Without - saying a word, - the master raised his staff and brought it down hard upon - the bare left foot of the novice, breaking his smallest toe. - — Codeless Code - ", - " - “Master Foo, I am gravely troubled. In my youth, those who followed the Great - Way of Unix used - software that was simple and unaffected, like ed and mailx. Today, they use vim - and mutt. - Tomorrow I fear they will use KMail and Evolution, and Unix will have become - like - Windows — bloated and covered over with GUIs.” - Master Foo said: “But what software do you use when you want to draw a - poster?” - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - “Master Foo,” he asked “why do Unix users not employ antivirus programs? - And defragmentors? And malware cleaners?” - Master Foo smiled, and said “When your house is well constructed, - there is no need to add pillars to keep the roof in place.” - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - The recruiter said, “I have observed that Unix hackers scowl or become - annoyed when - I ask them how many years of experience they have in a new programming - language. Why is this so?” - Master Foo stood, and began to pace across the office floor. - The recruiter was puzzled, and asked “What are you doing?” - “I am learning to walk,” replied Master Foo. - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - “Is your code ever completely without stain and flaw?” demanded Master Foo. - “No,” admitted the zealot, “no man’s is.” - “The wisdom of the Patriarchs” said Master Foo, “was that they knew they - were fools.” - Upon hearing this, the zealot was enlightened. - — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - Lewis’s Law of Travel: The first piece of luggage out of the chute doesn’t - belong to anyone, ever. - ", - " - Dow’s Law: In a hierarchical organization, the higher the level, - the greater the confusion. - ", - " - Option Paralysis: The tendency, when given unlimited choices, to make none. - — Douglas Coupland, “Generation X: Tales for an Accelerated Culture” - ", - " - Slous’ Contention: If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it. - ", - " - Udall’s Fourth Law: Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences - you - don’t like. - ", - " - Sacher’s Observation: Some people grow with responsibility — others merely - swell. - ", - " - Law of the Jungle: He who hesitates is lunch. - ", - " - Fifth Law of Procrastination: Procrastination avoids boredom; one never has the - feeling that - there is nothing important to do. - ", - " - Boucher’s Observation: He who blows his own horn always plays the music - several octaves higher than originally written. - ", - " - Booker’s Law: An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction. - ", - " - Williams and Holland’s Law: If enough data is collected, anything may be proven - by statistical - methods. - ", - " - Burke’s Postulates: Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking - about. - Don’t create a problem for which you do not have the answer. - ", - " - Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people - into two - types, and those who don’t. - ", - " - Hanson’s Treatment of Time: There are never enough hours in a day, but always - too many days - before Saturday. - ", - " - Peers’ Law: The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem. - ", - " - Stone’s Law: One man’s “simple” is another man’s “huh?” - ", - " - Government’s Law: There is an exception to all laws. - ", - " - Hitchcock’s Staple Principle: The stapler runs out of staples only while you - are trying to - staple something. - ", - " - Finagle’s Seventh Law: The perversity of the universe tends toward a maximum. - ", - " - Chism’s Law of Completion: The amount of time required to complete a government - project is - precisely equal to the length of time already spent on it. - ", - " - Chisolm’s First Corollary to Murphy’s Second Law: When things just can’t - possibly get any worse, they will. - ", - " - Murphy’s Laws: (1) If anything can go wrong, it will. - (2) Nothing is as easy as it looks. - (3) Everything takes longer than you think it will. - ", - " - Carswell’s Corollary: When ever man comes up with a better mousetrap, - nature invariably comes up with a better mouse. - ", - " - Putt’s Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: - Those who understand what they do not manage. - Those who manage what they do not understand. - ", - " - Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep - thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch. - ", - " - There must be more to life than having everything. — Maurice Sendak - ", - " - In every hierarchy the cream rises until it sours. — Dr. Laurence J. Peter - ", - " - The rich have become richer, and the poor have become poorer; - and the vessel of the State is driven between the Scylla and Charybdis of - anarchy and despotism. - — Percy Bysshe Shelley - ", - " - While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own - form of misery. - ", - " - He has not acquired a fortune; the fortune has acquired him. — Bion - ", - " - How come everyone’s going so slow if it’s called rush hour? - ", - " - Work expands to fill the time available. — Cyril Northcote Parkinson, “The - Economist”, 1955 - ", - " - Getting the job done is no excuse for not following the rules. - Corollary: Following the rules will not get the job done. - ", - " - Every cloud has a silver lining; you should have sold it, and bought titanium. - ", - " - To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing. — Elbert Hubbard - ", - " - To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three - persons, two of them absent. - ", - " - If a thing’s worth doing, it is worth doing badly. — G. K. Chesterton - ", - " - There’s no such thing as a free lunch. — Milton Friedman - ", - " - The first lesson of economics is scarcity: there is never enough of anything to - fully satisfy all those who want it. The first lesson of politics is to - disregard the first lesson of economics. — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - The problem isn’t that Johnny can’t read. The problem isn’t even that Johnny - can’t think. The problem is that Johnny doesn’t know what thinking is; he - confuses it with feeling. — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own - ignorance. — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - If you only have a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. - — Maslow’s Golden Hammer - ", - " - Ninety percent of everything is crap. — Theodore Sturgeon - ", - " - It’s easier to take it apart than to put it back together. — Washlesky - ", - " - Before you ask more questions, think about whether you really want to - know the answers. — Gene Wolfe, “The Claw of the Conciliator” - ", - " - Your picture of the world often changes just before you get it into focus. - ", - " - You can observe a lot just by watching. — Yogi Berra - ", - " - Always borrow money from a pessimist; he doesn’t expect to be paid back. - ", - " - In war, truth is the first casualty. — U Thant - ", - " - The hardware designer said: “It is rumored that you are a great programmer. - How many lines of code do you write per year?” - Master Foo replied with a question: “How many square inches of silicon do you - lay out per year?” — The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - The student said: “How, then, are those enlightened in the Unix Way to return - to the Windows world?” - Master Foo said: “To return to Windows, you have but to boot it up.” — - The Unix Koans of Master Foo - ", - " - The master considered this, and said: “It is certain that we could forgo - testing altogether, if we knew our code to be perfect. How, then, may we - achieve perfection?” - “Through practice,” said one monk. - “Through diligent study,” said another. - “Through the appeasement of the proper gods,” said a third. - — Codeless Code - ", - " - If you live long enough, you’ll see that every victory turns into a defeat. — - Simone de Beauvoir - ", - " - Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because fiction is obliged to stick - to possibilities; truth isn’t. - — Mark Twain - ", - " - There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can’t tell the - truth without lying. — Josh Billings - ", - " - “They that soar too high, often fall hard, making a low and level dwelling - preferable. - The tallest trees are most in the power of the winds, and ambitious men of the - blasts of fortune. - Buildings have need of a good foundation, that lie so much exposed to the - weather.” - — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking - ", - " - “Speech is silvern, Silence is golden; Speech is human, Silence is divine.” - — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking - ", - " - The woods are lovely, dark and deep. - — Robert Frost - ", - " - Before attempting to compile this virus make sure you have the correct version - of glibc installed, - and that your firewall rules are set to ‘allow everything’. - — “Why GNU/Linux Viruses are fairly uncommon” from Charlie Harvey - ", - " - The words fly away, the writings remain. - ", - " - Rule of Life Number One — Never get separated from your luggage. - ", - " - He who knows nothing, knows nothing. - But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. - And he who knows someone whose friend’s wife’s brother knows nothing, - he knows something. Or something like that. - ", - " - “The biggest problem facing software engineering is the one it will - never solve — politics.” — Gavin Baker - ", - " - (1) The world is full of fascinating problems waiting to be solved. - (2) No problem should ever have to be solved twice. - (3) Boredom and drudgery are evil. - (4) Freedom is good. - (5) Attitude is no substitute for competence. - — Eric S. Raymond - ", - " - “Give someone a program, and you’ll frustrate them for a day. - Teach someone to program, and you’ll frustrate them for a lifetime.” - — Unknown - ", - " - “No individual raindrop considers itself responsible for the flood.” - — Unknown - ", - " - “We’ve gotten to the point where everybody’s got a right and nobody’s - got a responsibility.” - — Newton Minow - ", - " - “A library is infinity under a roof.” - — Gail Carson Levine - ", - " - “If you torture the data long enough, it will confess to anything.” - — Darrell Huff, How to Lie With Statistics - ", - " - “You can’t wake a person who is pretending to be asleep.” - — Navajo Proverb - ", - " - “During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel - business.” - — Mark Twain - ", - " - The 1% Rule: The number of people who create content on the Internet represents - approximately - 1% of the people who view that content. - ", - " - Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the - world is love. The poor know that it is money. — Gerald Brenan - ", - " - I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World - War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. — Albert Einstein - ", - " - Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? — Steven Wright - ", - " - Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail. - Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading - it. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by spontaneously moving - from where you left them to where you can’t find them. - ", - " - If the code and the comments disagree, then both are probably wrong. — Norm - Schryer - ", - " - It is easy when we are in prosperity to give advice to the afflicted. — - Aeschylus - ", - " - Olmstead’s Law: After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than - done. - ", - " - I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There’s a - knob called “brightness”, but it doesn’t seem to work. — Gallagher - ", - " - Technological progress has merely provided us with more efficient means - for going backwards. — Aldous Huxley - ", - " - Anthony’s Law of the Workshop: Any tool when dropped, will roll into the least - accessible - corner of the workshop. - ", - " - Remember that there is an outside world to see and enjoy. — Hans Liepmann - ", - " - Flying is the second greatest feeling you can have. The greatest feeling? - Landing... Landing is the greatest feeling you can have. - ", - " - “There is nothing new under the sun, but there are lots of old things - we don’t know yet.” — Ambrose Bierce - ", - " - If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot - of different places, just write a Unix operating system. — Linus Torvalds - ", - " - Hope deferred maketh the heart sick: but when the desire cometh, it is a tree - of life. - — Proverbs - ", - " - If the tree fall toward the south, or toward the north, in the place where the - tree falleth, there it shall be. - — Ecclesiastes - ", - " - “A blow that would kill a civilized man soon heals on a savage. The higher we - go in the scale of life, - the greater is the capacity for suffering.” - — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking - ", - " - “The gun that scatters too much does not bag the birds.” - — Dale Carnegie, The Art of Public Speaking - ", - " - “All the labour of man is for his mouth, and yet the appetite is not - filled.” - — Ecclesiastes - ", - " - The Fifth Law of Computer Programming: Any given program will expand to fill - all available memory. - ", - " - Corcoroni’s First Law of Bus Transportation: The bus that left the stop just - before you got there is your bus. - ", - " - Law of Annoyance: When working on a project, if you put away a tool that you’re - certain you’re finished with, - you will need it instantly. - ", - " - The First Discovery of Christmas Morning: Batteries not included. - ", - " - Corcoroni’s Third Law of Bus Transportation: All buses heading in the opposite - direction drive off the face of - the earth and never return. - ", - " - Durrell’s Parameter: The faster the plane, the narrower the seats. - ", - " - Ettorre’s Observation: The other line moves faster. - Corollary: Don’t try to change lines. The other line — the one you were in - originally — will then move faster. - ", - " - Ehrman’s Commentary: Things will get worse before they will get better. Who - said things would get better? - ", - " - Ducharme’s Precept: Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune moment. - ", - " - Dijkstra’s Prescription for Programming Inertia: If you don’t know what your - program is supposed to do, you’d better - not start writing it. - ", - " - Commoner’s First Law of Ecology: No action is without side—effects. - ", - " - Cohn’s Law: The more time you spend in reporting on what you are doing, the - less time you have to do anything. - Stability is achieved when you spend all your time doing nothing but reporting - on the nothing you are doing. - ", - " - Law of Permanence: Political power is as permanent as today’s newspaper. - Ten years from now, few will know or care who the most powerful man in any - state was today. - ", - " - Clarke’s Third Law: Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable - from magic. - ", - " - Cheops’s Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget. - ", - " - Hacker’s Law: The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir a - nation or an - organization to action is one of mankind’s oldest illusions. - ", - " - Harris’s Lament: All the good ones are taken. - ", - " - Issawi’s Law of the Conservation of Evil: The total amount of evil in any - system remains constant. - Hence, any diminution in one direction — for instance, a reduction in poverty - or unemployment — - is accompanied by an increase in another, e.g., crime or air pollution. - ", - " - Kelley’s Law: Last guys don’t finish nice. - ", - " - Knoll’s Law of Media Accuracy: Everything you read in the newspapers is - absolutely true except for that - rare story of which you happen to have firsthand knowledge. - ", - " - Kohn’s Second Law: Any experiment is reproducible until another laboratory - tries to repeat it. - ", - " - Lowrey’s Law of Expertise: Just when you get really good at something, you - don’t need to do it any more. - ", - " - Lynch’s Law: When the going gets tough, everybody leaves. - ", - " - Martin’s Law of Communication: The inevitable result of improved and enlarged - communication between - different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding. - ", - " - Cahn’s Axiom: When all else fails, read the instructions. - ", - " - Horngren’s Observation: The real world is a special case. - ", - " - Merkin’s Maxim: When in doubt, predict that the present trend will continue. - ", - " - Comins’ Law: People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them - Benjamin Franklin said it first. - ", - " - Rosenfield’s Regret: The most delicate component will be dropped. - ", - " - Cunningham’s Law: The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not - to ask a question; it’s to post the wrong answer. - ", - " - Connected. Take this REPL, brother, and may it serve you well. - ", - " - First Law of Laboratory Work: Hot glass looks exactly the same as cold glass. - ", - " - Leahy’s Law: If a thing is done wrong often enough, it becomes right. - ", - " - Luce’s Law: No good deed goes unpunished. - ", - " - Putt’s Corollary: Every technical hierarchy, in time, develops a competence - inversion. - ", - " - Reed’s Law: The utility of large networks, particularly social networks, scales - exponentially with the size of the network. - ", - " - We should forget about small efficiencies, say about 97% of the time: - premature optimization is the root of all evil. Yet we should not pass up - our opportunities in that critical 3%. A good programmer will not be - lulled into complacency by such reasoning, he will be wise to look - carefully at the critical code; but only after that code has been - identified. — Donald Knuth, Structured Programming with Go To Statements - ", - " - The Pareto Principle: Most things in life are not distributed evenly. - ", - " - The KISS principle: Keep it simple, stupid. - ", - " - Goodhart’s Law: When a measure becomes a target, it ceases to be a good measure. - ", - " - Are we consing yet? - ", - " - The first thing a man will do for his ideals is lie. — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter - ", - " - “The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.” - — Mark Twain - ", - " - Known Knowns, Known Unknowns, Unknown Unknowns. - ", - " - Historian’s Rule: Any event, once it has occurred, can be made to appear - inevitable by a competent historian. - ", - " - Gretzky’s Truism: You miss 100% of the shots you never take. - ", - " - Gresham’s Law: Bad money drives out good. - ", - " - Glasow’s Comment: There’s something wrong if you’re always right. - ", - " - Franklin’s Rule: Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall not be - disappointed. - ", - " - Fetridge’s Law: Important things that are supposed to happen do not happen, - especially when people are looking. - ", - " - Farkus’ Law: There will always be a closer parking space than the one you - found. Goodman’s Corollary: But if - you go looking for it, someone else will already have taken it. - ", - " - Hagenbach and Nuremberg’s Poor Defense: “I was only following orders, sir. An - order is an order.” - ", - " - McIntyre’s First Law: Under the right circumstances, anything I tell you - could be wrong. - ", - " - Those who don’t understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly. - — Henry Spencer, in Introducing Regular Expressions (2012) by Michael - Fitzgerald - ", - " - Hoare’s Law of Large Problems: Inside every large problem is a small problem - struggling to get out. - ", - " - Due to a shortage of devoted followers, the production of great leaders has - been discontinued. - ", - " - Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo. - ", - " - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. - ", - " - It is against the grain of modern education to teach children to program. - What fun is there in making plans, acquiring discipline in organizing thoughts, - devoting attention to detail, and learning to be self—critical? — Alan - Perlis - ", - " - Non—Reciprocal Laws of Expectations: Negative expectations yield negative - results. - Positive expectations yield negative results. - ", - " - Gerrold’s Laws of Infernal Dynamics: (1) An object in motion will always be - headed in the wrong direction. - (2) An object at rest will always be in the wrong place. - (3) The energy required to change either one of these states will always be - more than you wish to expend, - but never so much as to make the task totally impossible. - ", - " - Kinkler’s First Law: Responsibility always exceeds authority. - ", - " - Kinkler’s Second Law: All the easy problems have been solved. - ", - " - There are no games on this system. - ", - " - Committee Rules: (1) Never arrive on time, or you will be stamped a beginner. - (2) Don’t say anything until the meeting is half over; this stamps you as being - wise. - (3) Be as vague as possible; this prevents irritating the others. - (4) When in doubt, suggest that a subcommittee be appointed. - (5) Be the first to move for adjournment; this will make you popular — it’s - what everyone is waiting for. - ", - " - Ogden’s Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. - ", - " - “About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.” - — Herbert Hoover - ", - " - Chesterton’s Fence: Reforms should not be made until the reasoning behind the - existing state of affairs is understood. - ", - " - I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the - battle to the strong, neither yet bread to - the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of - skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all. — Ecclesiastes - ", - " - Schmidt’s Law: If you mess with a thing long enough, it’ll break. Wyszkowski’s - Second Law: Anything can be made to work - if you fiddle with it long enough. - ", - " - Hoover’s Affirmation: Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national - debt. - ", - " - Sueker’s Note: If you need “n” items of anything, you will have “n-1” in - stock. - ", - " - Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. — - Margaret Mead - ", - " - DRY: Don’t repeat yourself. WET: Write everything twice. - ", - " - Isaiah’s Observation: And judgment is turned away backward, and justice - standeth afar off: for truth is fallen in the street, - and equity cannot enter. - ", - " - The best things in life are for a fee. - ", - " - “It is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits: - freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the - wisdom never to use either.” — Mark Twain - ", - " - The Sixth Commandment of Frisbee: The greatest single aid to distance is for - the disc to be going in a - direction you did not want. (Goes the wrong way = Goes a long way.) — Dan - Roddick - ", - " - Of course you have a purpose — to find a purpose. - ", - " - Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself — and then a couple - of more feet, just to be sure. — Eric Allman - ", - " - Connected. Hacks and glory await! - ", - " - Connected. May the source be with you! - ", - " - Survivorship Bias: Concentrating on the people or things that “survived” some - process and inadvertently - overlooking those that didn’t because of their lack of visibility. - ", - " - Curse of Knowledge: When better informed people find it extremely difficult - to think about problems from - the perspective of lesser informed people. - ", - " - “The best way to control the opposition is to lead it ourselves.” — - Vladimir Lenin - ", - " - Going to church does not make a person religious, nor does going to school make - a person educated, - any more than going to a garage makes a person a car. - ", - " - What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away. - ", - " - Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm. — Publius Syrus - ", - " - Power corrupts. And atomic power corrupts atomically. - ", - " - Power corrupts. And big power corrupts bigly. - ", - " - Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, - give him power. — Abraham Lincoln - ", - " - Now and then an innocent person is sent to the legislature. - ", - " - If entropy is increasing, where is it coming from? - ", - " - When in doubt, use brute force. — Ken Thompson - ", - " - Grelb’s Reminder: Eighty percent of all people consider themselves to be above - average drivers. - ", - " - Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat! - ", - " - The trouble with being punctual is that people think you have nothing more - important to do. - ", - " - To iterate is human, to recurse, divine. — Robert Heller - ", - " - Just as most issues are seldom black or white, so are most good solutions - seldom black or white. - Beware of the solution that requires one side to be totally the loser and the - other side to be totally the winner. - The reason there are two sides to begin with usually is because neither side - has all the facts. - Therefore, when the wise mediator effects a compromise, he is not acting from - political motivation. - Rather, he is acting from a deep sense of respect for the whole truth. — - Stephen R. Schwambach - ", - " - One reason why George Washington Is held in such veneration: He never blamed - his problems - on the former Administration. — George O. Ludcke - ", - " - If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a - sound? - If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it? - ", - " - Rhode’s Law: When any principle, law, tenet, probability, happening, - circumstance, or result can in no way be directly, - indirectly, empirically, or circuitously proven, derived, implied, inferred, - induced, deducted, estimated, or scientifically - guessed, it will always for the purpose of convenience, expediency, political - advantage, material gain, or personal comfort, - or any combination of the above, or none of the above, be unilaterally and - unequivocally assumed, proclaimed, and adhered - to as absolute truth to be undeniably, universally, immutably, and infinitely - so, until such time as it - becomes advantageous to assume otherwise, maybe. - ", - " - The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody - appreciates how difficult it was. - ", - " - Modern Unix is a catastrophe. It’s the “Un—Operating System”: - unreliable, - unintuitive, unforgiving, unhelpful, and underpowered. Little is more - frustrating - than trying to force Unix to do something useful and nontrivial. — The Unix - Haters Handbook - ", - " - All syllogisms have three parts; therefore this is not a syllogism. - ", - " - Murphy’s Sixth Law: If you perceive that there are four possible ways in - which a procedure can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, - unprepared for, will promptly develop. - ", - " - Miksch’s Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end. - ", - " - Irrationality is the square root of all evil. — Douglas Hofstadter - ", - " - Jone’s Law: The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to - blame it on. - ", - " - Parkinson’s Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to - increase regardless - of the amount of work to be done. - ", - " - Wicker’s Law: Government expands to absorb revenue and then some. - ", - " - Mr. Cole’s Axiom: The sum of the intelligence on the planet is a constant; the - population is growing. - ", - " - Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together. - ", - " - “If you give someone your name, they can take your soul. If you give them - your birthday, - they can control your life.” — Yuuko Ichihara - ", - " - King Solomon’s Lament: There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall - there be any - remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after. - ", - " - Friendship: A ship big enough to carry - two in fair weather, but only one in foul. — The Devil’s Dictionary - ", - " - “You really think someone would do that? Just go on the Internet and tell - lies?” - — Buster the Myth Maker - ", - " - “We pigs are brainworkers. The whole management and organisation of this farm - depend on us. - Day and night we are watching over your welfare. It is for your sake that we - drink the milk and eat those apples.” - — George Orwell’s Animal Farm - ", - " - Andrea: Unhappy the land that has no heroes. Galileo: No, unhappy the land that - needs heroes. - — Bertolt Brecht, “Life of Galileo” - ", - " - User: A programmer who will believe anything you tell him. — The New Hacker’s - Dictionary - ", - " - Testing can show the presence of bugs, but not their absence. — Dijkstra - ", - " - Gumperson’s Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely - proportional to its desirability. - ", - " - It is easier to port a shell than a shell script. — Larry Wall - ", - " - Logic doesn’t apply to the real world. — Marvin Minsky - ", - " - Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics. — French Proverb - ", - " - It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. - ", - " - Leibowitz’s Rule: When hammering a nail, you will never hit your finger if you - hold the hammer with both hands. - ", - " - When the government’s remedies don’t match your problem, you - modify the problem, not the remedy. - ", - " - Just because everything is different doesn’t mean anything has changed. — - Irene Peter - ", - " - Any great truth can — and eventually will — be expressed as a cliche — a - cliche is a - sure and certain way to dilute an idea. For instance, my grandmother used to - say, “The black - cat is always the last one off the fence.” I have no idea what she meant, but - at one time, - it was undoubtedly true. — Solomon Short - ", - " - When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m - beginning to believe it. — Clarence Darrow - ", - " - Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of - facts is no more a science than a heap - of stones is a house. — Henri Poincaré - ", - " - Insanity is the final defense. - ", - " - Mosher’s Law of Software Engineering: Don’t worry if it doesn’t work right. If - everything did, you’d be out of a job. - ", - " - Swipple’s Rule of Order: Whoever shouts the loudest has the floor. - ", - " - There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs. — Thomas Sowell in A - Conflict of Visions: Ideological Origins of - Political Struggles - ", - " - For the love of life, there’s a trade–off; We could loose it all, but we’ll - go down fighting. — David Sylvian and Koji Haijima, For The Love of Life - ", - " - The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose - from. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum - ", - " - Real users never know what they want, but they always know when your program - doesn’t deliver it. - ", - " - Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we - deserve. — George Bernard Shaw - ", - " - A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to - protect them from each other - or something like that. - ", - " - Fudd’s First Law of Opposition: Push something hard enough and it will fall - over. - ", - " - The Roman Rule: The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the - one who is doing it. - ", - " - Betteridge’s Law of Headlines: Any headline that ends in a question mark can be - answered by the word no. - ", - " - What people say, what people do, and what they say they do are entirely - different things. — Margaret Mead - ", - " - Newton’s Flaming Laser Sword: What cannot be settled by experiment is not worth - debating. - ", - " - The Sagan Standard: Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. - ", - " - Wirth’s Law: Software gets slower more quickly than hardware gets faster. - ", - " - Let justice prevail even though the heavens may fall. - ", - " - Zawinski’s Law: Every program attempts to expand until it can read mail. - Corollary: Those programs which cannot expand are replaced by ones which can. - ", - " - Gates’s Law: The speed of software halves every 18 months. - ", - " - Lubarsky’s Law of Cybernetic Entomology: There is always one more bug. - ", - " - With great privilege comes great responsibility. - ", - " - Kernighan’s Law: Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a - program - in the first place. So if you’re as clever as you can be when you write it, how - will you ever debug it? - ", - " - Wiio’s First Law of Communication: Communication usually fails, except by - accident. Corollary: (1) - If communication can fail, it will. (2) If communication cannot fail, it still - most usually fails. - (3) If communication seems to succeed in the intended way, there’s a - misunderstanding. - (4) If you are content with your message, communication certainly fails. - ", - " - Wiio’s Second Law of Communication: If a message can be interpreted in several - ways, it will be - interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage. - ", - " - Wiio’s Third Law of Communication: There is always someone who knows better - than you what you meant with your message. - ", - " - Wiio’s Fourth Law of Communication: The more we communicate, the worse - communication succeeds. Corollary: - The more we communicate, the faster misunderstandings propagate. - ", - " - Wiio’s Fifth Law of Communication: In mass communication, the important thing - is not how things are but how they seem to be. - ", - " - Wiio’s Sixth Law of Communication: The importance of a news item is inversely - proportional to the square of the distance. - ", - " - Wiio’s Seventh Law of Communication: The more important the situation is, the - more probable you had forgotten an essential - thing that you remembered a moment ago. - ", - " - “We buy things we don’t need with money we don’t have to impress people we - don’t like.” — Dave Ramsey - ", - " - Just living in the database. - ", - " - To protect your rights, we need to prevent others from denying you these rights - or asking you to surrender these rights. - Therefore, you have certain responsibilities — responsibilities to respect - the freedom of others. - ", - " - We trust you have received the usual lecture from the local system - administrator. It usually boils down to these three things: - (1) Respect the privacy of others. - (2) Think before you type. - (3) With great power comes great responsibility. - ", - " - Frequency Illusion (Baader—Meinhof Phenomenon): The illusion where something - that has recently come to one’s - attention suddenly seems to appear with improbable frequency shortly afterwards. - ", - " - The Backdraft Phenomenon: A rapid or explosive burning of superheated gasses in - a fire, caused when oxygen rapidly - enters an oxygen—depleted environment. - ", - " - March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. - ", - " - Perhaps the most widespread illusion is that if we were in power we would - behave very differently from those who now hold it — when, in truth, in - order to get power we would have to become very much like them. - ", - " - Software is much harder to change en masse than hardware. C++ and Java, say, - are presumably growing faster than plain C, but I bet C will still be around. - For infrastructure technology, C will be hard to displace. — Dennis Ritchie - ", - " - Pray to God, but keep rowing to shore. — Russian Sailor’s Proverb - ", - " - Do you guys know what you’re doing, or are you just hacking? - ", - " - Jacquin’s Postulate on Democratic Government: No man’s life, liberty, or - property are safe while the - legislature is in session. - ", - " - I never cheated an honest man, only rascals. They wanted something for - nothing. I gave them nothing for something. — The Yellow Kid - ", - " - Seeing is deceiving. It’s eating that’s believing. — James Thurber - ", - " - A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest - man a century. - ", - " - Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute. - ", - " - Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet. - ", - " - One man’s simple is another man’s complex. - ", - " - Every so often the stars align. - ", - " - Nobody wants a backup, everybody wants a restore. - ", - " - Kingmaker Scenario: A player who is unable to win with the ability - to influence who will win. - ", - " - Programmers do it bit by bit. - ", - " - Brontosaurus Principle: Organizations can grow faster than their brains can - manage them - in relation to their environment and to their own physiology: when this - occurs, they are - an endangered species. — Thomas K. Connellan - ", - " - Today will be remembered until tomorrow. - ", - " - It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your processes are? - ", - " - It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where your backups are? - ", - " - It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where the source code is? - ", - " - This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an - actual emergency, then you would no longer be here. - ", - " - To teach is to learn twice. — Joseph Joubert - ", - " - Measure with a micrometer. Mark with chalk. Cut with an axe. - ", - " - The so—called lessons of history are for the most part the rationalizations - of the victors. History is written by the survivors. — Max Lerner - ", - " - (1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes. - ", - " - Ryan’s Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish - yourself as an expert. - ", - " - Fast, cheap, good: pick one. - ", - " - My guidingstar always is, “Get hold of portable property”. — Charles - Dickens in “Great Expectations” - ", - " - If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn’t a horse. - ", - " - C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success. — Dennis Ritchie - ", - " - Use only as directed. - ", - " - If the meanings of “true” and “false” were switched, then this sentence - would not be false. - ", - " - Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. War is peace. — George Orwell’s - 1984 - ", - " - A truth that’s told with bad intent - beats all the lies you can invent. — William Blake - ", - " - You don’t have to know how the computer works, just how to work the computer. - ", - " - It is your concern when your neighbor’s wall is on fire. — Quintus Horatius - Flaccus (Horace) - ", - " - Tell the truth and run. — Yugoslav Proverb - ", - " - It’s not easy, being green. — Kermit The Frog - ", - " - Value your freedom or you will lose it, teaches history. ‘Don’t bother us - with politics’, - respond those who don’t want to learn. - — Richard Stallman - ", - " - A prudent man foreseeth the evil, and hideth himself: but the simple pass on, - and are punished. - — Proverbs - ", - " - Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were born - to people you could not have possibly met. — Fran Lebowitz, “Social - Studies” - ", - " - In order to get a loan you must first prove that you don’t need it. Wait, isn’t it - the other way around? - ", - " - “Alas Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that men - never learn anything from history.” — George Bernard Shaw - ", - " - You are the only person to ever get this message. - ", - " - Steele’s Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men - or fewer than one hundred. - ", - " - For every problem there is one solution which is simple, neat, and wrong. - — H. L. Mencken - ", - " - Rights, Responsibility, Opportunity, and Privilege. - ", - " - Measure twice, cut once. - ", - " - No matter what happens, there is always someone who knew it would. - ", - " - Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature. - — Rich Kulawiec - ", - " - Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - ", - " - Jack of all trades, master of some. - ", - " - In these matters the only certainty is that there is nothing certain. - — Pliny the Elder - ", - " - “There is no such thing as good writing, - only good rewriting.” — Robert Graves - ", - " - Preudhomme’s Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side. - ", - " - If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we’ve solved it. — - Arthur Kasspe - ", - " - Can anything be sadder than work left unfinished? Yes, work never begun. - ", - " - If you think the pen is mightier than the sword, the next time someone pulls - out a sword I’d like to see you get up there with your pen. - ", - " - He that teaches himself has a fool for a master. - — Benjamin Franklin - ", - " - Mix’s Law: There is nothing more permanent than a temporary building and a - temporary tax. - ", - " - Unix: Some say the learning curve is steep, but you only have to climb it once. - — Karl Lehenbauer - ", - " - Don’t kid yourself. Little is relevant, and nothing lasts forever. - ", - " - Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even - where there is no river. — Nikita Khrushchev - ", - " - It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you - did it wrong. — H. W. Longfellow - ", - " - Your code should be more efficient! - ", - " - “One of the first things taught in introductory statistics textbooks is that - correlation - is not causation. It is also one of the first things forgotten.” — Thomas - Sowell in - The Vision of the Anointed - ", - " - “One of the sad signs of our times is that we have demonized those who - produce, - subsidized those who refuse to produce, and canonized those who complain.” - — Thomas Sowell in The Vision of the Anointed - ", - " - “People make money for themselves, not for their country.” - — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires - ", - " - “If we are considering the history of our own country, we write at - length of the periods when our ancestors were prosperous and victorious, - but we pass quickly over their shortcomings or their defeats.” - — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires - ", - " - Inner—Platform Effect: The tendency of software architects to create a system - so customizable - as to become a replica, and often a poor replica, of the software development - platform they are using. - ", - " - “It doesn’t matter how smart you are unless you stop and think.” - — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - “When you want to help people, you tell them the truth. When you want to help - yourself, you tell them what they want to hear.” - — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - “Intellect is not wisdom.” - — Thomas Sowell in Intellectuals and Society - ", - " - “When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like - discrimination.” - — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - “I am so old that I can remember when other people’s achievements were - considered to be an inspiration, rather than a grievance.” - — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - The cloud is just someone else’s computer. - ", - " - Hoffer’s Discovery: The grand act of a dying institution is to issue a newly - revised, enlarged edition of the policies and procedures manual. - ", - " - You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements. - — Norman Douglas - ", - " - “Momentary masters of a fraction of a dot.” — Carl Sagan - ", - " - He who is content with his lot probably has a lot. - ", - " - “It takes a village to raise a child and somebody said it takes a village - idiot to believe that. - It is part of the whole thing of third parties wanting to make decisions for - which they pay no price for when they’re wrong.” - — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - The best is the enemy of the good. - ", - " - “If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - — forever.” - — George Orwell’s 1984 - ", - " - The stars are bright. But give no light. The world spins backwards every day. - — The Singing Sea - ", - " - “People who pride themselves on their ‘complexity’ and deride others for - being ‘simplistic’ should - realize that the truth is often not very complicated. What gets complex is - evading the truth.” - — Thomas Sowell in Barbarians Inside The Gates and Other Controversial Essays - ", - " - We aren’t in your region yet. - ", - " - “In real open source, you have the right to control your own destiny.” — - Linus Torvalds - ", - " - Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish. - ", - " - Astroturfing: The deceptive practice of presenting an orchestrated marketing or - public - relations campaign in the guise of unsolicited comments from members of the - public — fake - grass roots support. - ", - " - The right creature in the right place. - ", - " - Weinberg’s Law: If builders built buildings the way the programmers wrote - programs, the first woodpecker that came along would destroy civilization. - ", - " - Feed a dog for three days and he will remember your kindness for three years; - feed a cat for three years and she will - forget your kindness in three days. - ", - " - If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small. — Proverbs - ", - " - Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded. — Yogi Berra - ", - " - Force has no place where there is need of skill. — Herodotus - ", - " - Drew’s Law of Highway Biology: The first bug to hit a clean windshield - lands directly in front of your eyes. - ", - " - If we do not change our direction we are likely to end up where we are headed. - ", - " - In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice, - there is. - ", - " - The explanation requiring the fewest assumptions is the most likely to be - correct. — William of Occam - ", - " - The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the - stupidity of your action. - ", - " - Hell is empty and all the devils are here. — Shakespeare, “The Tempest” - ", - " - “If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?” - — Will Rogers - ", - " - Advice from an old carpenter: measure twice, saw once. - ", - " - We must believe in free will. We have no choice. — Isaac B. Singer - ", - " - Flon’s Law: There is not now, and never will be, a language in - which it is the least bit difficult to write bad programs. - ", - " - This space intentionally left blank. - ", - " - Katz’ Law: Men and nations will act rationally when - all other possibilities have been exhausted. - ", - " - History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have - exhausted all other alternatives. — Abba Eban - ", - " - Just fight it out. - ", - " - Murphy’s Eleventh Law: It is impossible to make anything foolproof because - fools are so ingenious. - ", - " - Corporate Republic: A theoretical form of government run primarily like a - business, involving a board of directors and executives, in which all aspects - of society are privatized by a single, or small groups of companies. - ", - " - Measure once, cut thrice. - ", - " - Oppression: The malicious or unjust treatment or exercise of power, - often under the guise of governmental authority or cultural opprobrium. - ", - " - No man is an island entire of itself; every man - is a piece of the continent, a part of the main. — John Donne - ", - " - Deception: An act or statement which misleads, hides the truth, or promotes a belief, - concept, or idea that is not true. It is often done for personal gain or advantage. - Deception can involve dissimulation, propaganda, and sleight of hand, as well as - distraction, camouflage, or concealment. - ", - " - Brooks’s Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later. - ", - " - The right tool for the right job. - ", - " - Failed to suspend system via logind: There’s already a shutdown or - sleep operation in progress. - ", - " - Whistler’s Law: You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge. - ", - " - You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable - proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do. - ", - " - I heard a definition of an intellectual, that I thought was very interesting: - a man who takes more words than are necessary to tell more than he knows. - — Dwight D. Eisenhower - ", - " - Appearances often are deceiving. — Aesop - ", - " - Prices subject to change without notice. - ", - " - No man is an island if he’s on at least one mailing list. - ", - " - Talent does what it can. - Genius does what it must. - You do what you get paid to do. - ", - " - Finagle’s Fifth Rule: Experiments should be - reproducible — they should all fail in the same - way. - ", - " - When the ax entered the forest, the trees said, “The handle is one of us!” - — Turkish Proverb - ", - " - We have seen the light at the end of the tunnel, and it’s out. - ", - " - Why can’t you be a non-conformist like everyone else? - ", - " - Subject to change without notice. - ", - " - People tend to make rules for others and exceptions for themselves. - ", - " - Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - ", - " - Van Roy’s Truism: Life is a whole series of circumstances beyond your control. - ", - " - Competition Law: A law that promotes or seeks to maintain market competition - by regulating anti-competitive conduct by companies. - ", - " - Don’t believe everything you see or hear on the news. - ", - " - Newton’s Third Law: For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. - ", - " - The Fediverse: An ensemble of federated servers that are used for web publishing - and file hosting, which while independently hosted, can intercommunicate with each other. - ", - " - There is enough treachery, hatred, violence, absurdity in the average - human being to supply any given army on any given day. — The Genius of the Crowd - ", - " - Don’t be evil. - ", - " - The personal becomes the political. - ", - " - It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure. — Quintus Horatius - Flaccus (Horace) - ", - " - Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. - ", - " - History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree on. - — Napoleon Bonaparte, “Maxims” - ", - " - A closed mouth gathers no feet. - ", - " - The medium is the message. — Marshall McLuhan - ", - " - Shick’s Law: There is no problem a good miracle can’t solve. - ", - " - A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God. - — Alan Perlis - ", - " - Kington’s Law of Perforation: If a straight line of holes is made in a piece - of paper, such as a sheet of stamps or a check, that line becomes the strongest - part of the paper. - ", - " - Lisp users: Due to the holiday next Monday, there will be no garbage collection. - ", - " - Anything cut to length will be too short. - ", - " - Arnold’s Laws of Documentation: - (1) If it should exist, it doesn’t. - (2) If it does exist, it’s out of date. - (3) Only documentation for useless programs transcends the first two laws. - ", - " - If you do something right once, someone will ask you to do it again. - ", - " - This land is mine, God gave this land to me. — The Exodus Song - ", - " - Here’s a dirty little secret: Very few people know what they’re doing. - ", - " - Never trust a computer you can’t repair yourself. - ", - " - Fresco’s Discovery: If you knew what you were doing you’d probably be bored. - Corollary: Just because you’re bored doesn’t mean you know what you’re doing. - ", - " - Maryann’s Law: You can always find what you’re not looking for. - ", - " - Langer’s Law: If the line moves quickly, you’re in the wrong line. - ", - " - Beryl’s Second Law: It’s always easy to see both sides of an issue - you are not particularly concerned about. - ", - " - Herman’s Law: A good scapegoat is almost as good as a solution. - ", - " - Irene’s Law: There is no right way to do the wrong thing. - ", - " - The world wants to be deceived. — Sebastian Brant - ", - " - No matter what anyone tells you, isometric exercises cannot be done - quietly at your desk at work. People will suspect manic tendencies as - you twitter around in your chair. - ", - " - How many comments on the Internet do you surmise are fake? - ", - " - People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war, or before an election. - — Otto Von Bismarck - ", - " - If you wish to succeed, consult three old people. — Chinese Proverb - ", - " - If you resist reading what you disagree with, how will you ever acquire - deeper insights into what you believe? The things most worth reading - are precisely those that challenge our convictions. — Unknown - ", - " - Linux sucks. - ", - " - Will I be accused of being an elitist if I use Arch Linux? - ", - " - We are Microsoft. You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile. - ", - " - Occam’s Eraser: The philosophical principle that even the simplest - solution is bound to have something wrong with it. - ", - " - Membership dues are not refundable. - ", - " - If I do not want others to quote me, I do not speak. — Phil Wayne - ", - " - Your mileage may vary. - ", - " - Laura’s Law: No child throws up in the bathroom. - ", - " - Another day, another dollar. - ", - " - Most public domain software is free, at least at first glance. - ", - " - When we write programs that “learn”, it turns out we do and they don’t. - ", - " - “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.” - — George Orwell’s Animal Farm - ", - " - “Perhaps the most dangerous by-product of the age of intellect is - the unconscious growth of the idea that the human brain can solve - the problems of the world ... In a wider national sphere, the survival - of the nation depends basically on the loyalty and self‑sacrifice of - the citizens.” - — John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival - ", - " - Murphy’s Eighth Law: If everything seems to be going well, you have - obviously overlooked something. - ", - " - Rules for thee, but not for me. - ", - " - Worrying is like rocking in a rocking chair — It gives you something to do, - but it doesn’t get you anywhere. - ", - " - Some people are backed by cosmic luck. - ", - " - You can’t handle the truth. - ", - " - Gyre: A spiral or vortex. - ", - " - The decentralized web is coming. - ", - " - The children of the magenta line. - ", - " - I’ve got no strings. — Pinocchio - ", - " - The systemd-journald sucks. - ", - " - Fame and fortune. - ", - " - Every man has his price. - ", - " - A morsel of genuine history is a thing so rare as to be always valuable. - — Thomas Jefferson - ", - " - Every way of a man is right in his own eyes. — Proverbs - ", - " - The typical citizen drops down to a lower level of mental - performance as soon as he enters the political field. He argues and - analyzes in a way which he would readily recognize as infantile within - the sphere of his real interests. He becomes a primitive again. - His thinking becomes associative and affective. - — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter - ", - " - “This civilization is rapidly passing away, however. Let us rejoice - or else lament the fact as much as everyone of us likes; - but do not let us shut our eyes to it.” - — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter in Capitalism, Socialism and Democracy - ", - " - “The masses have not always felt themselves to be frustrated and - exploited. But the intellectuals that formulated their views for - them have always told them that they were, without necessarily - meaning by it anything precise.” - — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter in Capitalism, Socialism, and Democracy - ", - " - The stock exchange is a poor substitute for the Holy Grail. - — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter - ", - " - Advice from an old carpenter: Use the right tool for the right job. - ", - " - Hypocrisy: A pretense of having a virtuous, moral, or religious character. - ", - " - The mob is a society of bodies voluntarily bereaving themselves of - reason, and traversing its work. The mob is man voluntarily descending - to the nature of the beast. — Ralph Waldo Emerson - ", - " - A mob kills the wrong man was flashed in a newspaper headline lately. - ", - " - Most people have two reasons for doing anything — a good reason, and - the real reason. - ", - " - Formatted to fit your screen. - ", - " - Magary’s Principle: - When there is a public outcry to cut deadwood and fat from any - government bureaucracy, it is the deadwood and the fat that do - the cutting, and the public’s services are cut. - ", - " - Priming: The phenomenon whereby exposure to one stimulus influences - a response to a subsequent stimulus, without conscious guidance - or intention. - ", - " - Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence. - ", - " - YAML sucks. - ", - " - Kubernetes sucks. - ", - " - Sacred cow: An idea, custom, person, or institution unreasonably - held to be immune to criticism. - ", - " - Everybody wants to be a cat. - ", - " - Today is what happened to yesterday. - ", - " - The questions remain the same. The answers are eternally variable. - ", - " - You want it in one line? Does it have to fit in 80 columns? - — Larry Wall - ", - " - As long as the answer is right, who cares if the question is wrong? - ", - " - “The belly is an ungrateful wretch, it never remembers past favors, - it always wants more tomorrow.” - — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich - ", - " - “Beat a dog once and you only have to show him the whip.” - — Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn in One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich - ", - " - Truth has no special time of its own. Its hour is now — always. - — Albert Schweitzer - ", - " - My computer can beat up your computer. — Karl Lehenbauer - ", - " - Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought her back to life. - ", - " - If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are real - good, you will get out of it. - ", - " - What orators lack in depth they make up in length. - ", - " - You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads - lead down. — Stanislaw Lem in “The Cyberiad” - ", - " - The people sensible enough to give good advice are usually sensible - enough to give none. - ", - " - Freedom of the press is for those who happen to own one. - — A.J. Liebling - ", - " - What we cannot speak about we must pass over in silence. - — Wittgenstein - ", - " - The way of the world is to praise dead saints and prosecute live ones. - — Nathaniel Howe - ", - " - “Has it ever occurred to you, Winston, that by the year 2050, at the - very latest, not a single human being will be alive who could - understand such a conversation as we are having now?” - — George Orwell’s 1984 - ", - " - “With software there are only two possibilities: either the users - control the programme or the programme controls the users. If - the programme controls the users, and the developer controls - the programme, then the programme is an instrument of unjust power.” - — Richard Stallman - ", - " - Learned men are the cisterns of knowledge, not the fountainheads. - ", - " - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. - ", - " - Look! Before our very eyes, the future is becoming the past. - ", - " - Linux is obsolete. — Andrew Tanenbaum - ", - " - Every man thinks God is on his side. — Jean Anouilh, “The Lark” - ", - " - Man is by nature a political animal. — Aristotle - ", - " - Be not deceived: evil communications corrupt good manners. - ", - " - Divide first, then conquer. - ", - " - The game is rigged. - ", - " - This service is no longer available. - ", - " - Gamification: The application of game-design elements and - game principles in non-game contexts. - ", - " - You made this? I made this. - ", - " - “Tomorrow’s illiterate will not be the man who can’t read; - he will be the man who has not learned how to learn.” - — Alvin Toffler’s Future Shock - ", - " - How users read on the web: They don’t. — Jakob Nielsen - ", - " - Wilt thou set thine eyes upon that which is not? For riches - certainly make themselves wings; they fly away as - an eagle toward heaven. — Proverbs - ", - " - Maybe GitHub was down? - ", - " - Babylon was taken in one night. - ", - " - Move fast and fix things. - ", - " - Sharp like an edge of a samurai sword. - The mental blade cuts through flesh and bone. - Though my mind’s at peace, the world’s out of order. - Missing the inner heat, life gets colder. - — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02 - ", - " - A freelancer. - A battle cry of a hawk make a dove fly and a tear dry. - Wonder why a lone wolf don’t run with a clan. - Only trust your instincts and be one with the plan. - — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02 - ", - " - The ultimate reward is honor, not awards. - At odds with the times in wars with no lords. - — Nujabes’ Battlecry, Shing02 - ", - " - “You never change things by fighting the existing reality. - To change something, build a new model that makes the existing model obsolete.” - — Richard Buckminster ‘Bucky’ Fuller - ", - " - “If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be - judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 50 years ago, - a liberal 25 years ago and a racist today.” - — Thomas Sowell, born in the 1930’s - ", - " - The web is not just Firefox or Chrome. - ", - " - The algorithm is your boss. - ", - " - Who needs documentation anyway? - ", - " - “Sooner or later, everything old is new again.” - ― Stephen King, The Colorado Kid - ", - " - Public Service Announcement: The production of great leaders has - been discontinued. - ", - " - Three questions that would destroy most arguments: Compared to what? - At what cost? What hard evidence do you have? — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - “Less than fifty years after the amazing scientific discoveries under Mamun, - the Arab Empire collapsed. Wonderful and beneficent as was the - progress of science, it did not save the empire from chaos.” - ― John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival - ", - " - “Another remarkable and unexpected symptom of national decline is the - intensification of internal political hatreds. One - would have expected that, when the survival - of the nation became precarious, political - factions would drop their rivalry and stand - shoulder-to-shoulder to save their country.” - ― John Bagot Glubb in The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival - ", - " - “In short, numbers are accepted as evidence when they agree with - preconceptions, but not when they don’t.” - ― Thomas Sowell in The Vision of the Anointed - ", - " - “Civilizations die from suicide, not by murder.” - ― Arnold Toynbee - ", - " - “Throughout history many nations have suffered a physical defeat, - but that has never marked the end of a nation. But when a - nation has become the victim of a psychological defeat, - then that marks the end of a nation.” - ― Ibn Khaldun in The Muqaddimah: An Introduction to History, 1377 - ", - " - You are not authorized to repair this device. - ", - " - Minority rule. Majority rule. - ", - " - Up and down go the arguers getting nowhere fast. - ", - " - Echo chambers and epistemic bubbles. - ", - " - What’s old is new again. - ", - " - Cease and desist. - ", - " - The network effect. - ", - " - “Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but - around us in awareness.” ― James Thurber - ", - " - We are experiencing system trouble ― do not adjust your terminals. - ", - " - We the unwilling, led by the ungrateful, are doing the impossible. - We’ve done so much, for so long, with so little, - that we are now qualified to do something with nothing. ― Unknown - ", - " - Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next - week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to - explain why it didn’t happen. ― Winston Churchill - ", - " - Knocked, you weren’t in. ― Opportunity - ", - " - Information asymmetry. - ", - " - Gilb’s First Law of Unreliability: - Computers are unreliable, but humans are even more - unreliable. Corollary: At the source of every error which is - blamed on the computer you will find at least two - human errors, including the error of blaming it on - the computer. - ", - " - Gilb’s Second Law of Unreliability: - Any system which depends on human reliability is - unreliable. - ", - " - Gilb’s Third Law of Unreliability: - Undetectable errors are infinite in variety, in - contrast to detectable errors, which by definition are limited. - ", - " - Gilb’s Fourth Law of Unreliability: - Investment in reliability will increase until it exceeds the - probable cost of errors, or until someone insists on getting - some useful work done. - ", - " - You get what you pay for. - ", - " - Make a wish, it just might come true. - ", - " - It is easier to change the specification to fit the program - than vice versa. - ", - " - Politicians speak for their parties, and parties never are, never have - been, and never will be wrong. ― Walter Dwight - ", - " - Too clever is dumb. Too dumb is clever. - ", - " - Made with real ingredients. - ", - " - All that is gold does not glitter, not all those who wander are lost. - ", - " - Just because a message may never be received does not mean it is - not worth sending. - ", - " - A novice was trying to fix a broken lisp machine by turning the - power off and on. Knight, seeing what the student was doing spoke sternly, - “You cannot fix a machine by just power-cycling it with no understanding - of what is going wrong.” Knight turned the machine off and on. The - machine worked. - ", - " - One size fits all, doesn’t fit anyone. - ", - " - Something’s rotten in the state of Denmark. ― Shakespeare - ", - " - All generalizations are false, including this one. - ― Unknown - ", - " - No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible. - ", - " - Shut off the engine before fueling. - ", - " - There’s an old proverb that says just about what ever you want it to. - ", - " - There’s a quote that says just about what ever you want it to. - ", - " - Perhaps one possible reason that things aren’t going according to plan - is that there never was a plan in the first place. - ", - " - Rules, Regulations, and Requirements. - ", - " - Bots. Bots everywhere. - ", - " - Remember, Grasshopper, falling down 1000 stairs begins by tripping over - the first one. ― Confusion - ", - " - Money makes the world go round. Nothing more, nothing less. - ", - " - If complexity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out? - ", - " - The Four Olds: Old Customs, Old Culture, Old Habits, and Old Ideas - ", - " - What is the opposite of clickbait? - ", - " - Might makes right: History is written by the victors. - ", - " - You cannot stop link rot. - ", - " - When in trouble or in doubt, - run in circles, scream and shout. - ", - " - The biggest problem with communication is the illusion that it has occurred. - ", - " - “Of all men’s miseries the bitterest is this: to know so much and - to have control over nothing.” - ― Herodotus, The Histories - ", - " - Click Farm: A place where a large group of workers are hired - to click on paid advertising links. - ", - " - There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the - other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. The man who is - wrong still retains some respect for truth, if only by accepting - the responsibility of choice. But the man in the middle is the - knave who blanks out the truth in order to pretend that no - choice or values exist. ― Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged - ", - " - If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. - ", - " - The best lack all conviction, while the worst - are full of passionate intensity. - ― William Butler Yeats, The Second Coming - ", - " - NixOS sucks. - ", - " - Software is utterly broken. - ", - " - To continue reading, subscribe today. - ", - " - The man who does not read code has no advantage - over the man who cannot read code. - ", - " - Fortune favors the fortunate. - ", - " - It is much easier to suggest solutions when you know - nothing about the problem. - ", - " - The trouble with computers is that they do what you tell them, not what - you want. ― D. Cohen - ", - " - War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it. - ― Desiderius Erasmus Roterodamus - ", - " - Every so often the algorithm consults /dev/random for advice. - ", - " - Everyone thinks they are reasonable. - ", - " - It’s only a matter of time. - ", - " - The well has been poisoned. - ", - " - Zero trust. - ", - " - Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine, - Lisp Machine is Fun. - Lisp, Lisp, Lisp Machine, - Fun for everyone. - ", - " - Don’t panic. - ", - " - We are inclined to believe those we do not know, because they have - never deceived us. ― Samuel Johnson - ", - " - Knowledge is of two kinds. We know a subject ourselves, or - we know where we can find information upon it. - ― Samuel Johnson - ", - " - Join in on the new game that’s sweeping the country. - It’s called “Bureaucracy”. Everybody stands in a circle. - The first person to do anything loses. Start! - ", - " - An optimist believes we live in the best world possible; - a pessimist fears that this is true. - ", - " - As of next week, passwords will be entered in morse code. - ", - " - If life is merely a game, the question still remains: for whose amusement? - ", - " - Just read the instructions. - ", - " - Like, subscribe, and hit the bell icon. - ", - " - All systems operational. - ", - " - Justice standeth afar off. - ", - " - Speak your mind at your own peril. - ", - " - My hammer is better than your hammer. - ", - " - The question of whether computers can think is just like the question of - whether submarines can swim. ― Edsger W. Dijkstra - ", - " - Weiner’s Law of Libraries: There are no answers, only cross references. - ", - " - Nothing is ever a total loss; it can always serve as a bad example. - ", - " - Meader’s Law: What ever happens to you, it will previously - have happened to everyone you know, only more so. - ", - " - Most seminars have a happy ending. Everyone’s glad when they’re over. - ", - " - He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day. - ", - " - Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is - when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation. - ", - " - Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - ", - " - Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today. There might be a - law against it by that time. - ", - " - Wisdom is better than weapons of war. - ", - " - Put all eggs in one basket. Make sure to count them before they hatch. - ", - " - “Please, sir, I want some more.” ― Charles Dickens, Oliver Twist - ", - " - The wise man’s eyes are in his head. - ", - " - Bread and circuses. - ", - " - The forty―eight laws of weakness. - ", - " - Silent majorities, loud minorities. - ", - " - The poor is hated even of his own neighbour: - but the rich hath many friends. - ― Proverbs - ", - " - Beware of those who talk a good metagame. - ", - " - Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. - ", - " - Even if you can deceive people about a product - through misleading statements, - sooner or later the product will speak for itself. - ― Hajime Karatsu - ", - " - Normal times may possibly be over forever. - ", - " - Many people are desperately looking for some wise advice which will - recommend that they do what they want to do. - ", - " - Did it ever occur to you that fat chance and slim chance - mean the same thing? Or that we drive on parkways and park - on driveways? - ", - " - To believe in personal responsibility would be to destroy the whole - special role of the anointed, whose vision casts them in the role - of rescuers of people treated unfairly by society. - ― Thomas Sowell, The Vision of the Anointed: Self-Congratulation - as a Basis for Social Policy - ", - " - Why be difficult when, with a bit of effort, you could - be impossible? - ", - " - Those who don’t know, talk. Those who don’t talk, know. - ", - " - No one lives forever. - ", - " - Dark Pattern: An interface that has been carefully crafted to - mislead a user. - ", - " - When a fellow says, “It ain’t the money but the principle of the thing,” - it’s the money. ― Kim Hubbard - ", - " - Major premise: Sixty men can do sixty times as much work as one man. - Minor premise: A man can dig a posthole in sixty seconds. - Conclusion: Sixty men can dig a posthole in one second. - ― The Devil’s Dictionary - ", - " - Does freedom of speech actually exist? - ", - " - Let’s count the beans. - ", - " - The uploader has not made this video available in your country. - ", - " - Clickbait works every time. - ", - " - You can be replaced by this computer, maybe. - ", - " - People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they - did yesterday. - ", - " - Everything might be different in the present if only one thing had - been different in the past. - ", - " - Fiefdoms still exist. - ", - " - Where there is a personality, there is a cult. - ", - " - Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! - Nothing beside remains. ― Percy Bysshe Shelley’s Ozymandias - ", - " - Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn’t end. - ", - " - Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual - way. This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of - complaining. ― Jeff Raskin - ", - " - Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, - opulence is when you have three ― and paradise is when you have none. - ― Doug Larson - ", - " - It is fortune, not wisdom, that rules man’s life. - ", - " - Fact or Opinion. - ", - " - Even the earth itself cannot contain all the evil. - ", - " - Many are called, few are chosen. Fewer still get to do the choosing. - ", - " - “Liberty is always dangerous, but it is the safest thing we have.” - ― Harry Emerson Fosdick - ", - " - People who claim they don’t let little things bother them have never - slept in a room with a single mosquito. - ", - " - Now there was found in it a poor wise man, and he by his wisdom - delivered the city; yet no man remembered that same poor man. - — Ecclesiastes - ", - " - If you’re happy, you’re successful. - ", - " - The Internet is the greatest game of telephone in existence. - ", - " - Crush the competition. - ", - " - Buy the competition. - ", - " - Those of you who think you know everything are annoying to those of - us who do. - ", - " - It is easier to find people fit to govern themselves than - people fit to govern others. — Lord Acton - ", - " - “Everybody likes to get as much power as circumstances - allow, and nobody will vote for a self-denying ordinance.” - — Lord Acton - ", - " - “Official truth is not actual truth.” — Lord Acton - ", - " - Welcome to dependency hell. - ", - " - Talk is truly cheap. - ", - " - This website is too bloated. - ", - " - After the game the king and the pawn go in the same box. - — Italian Proverb - ", - " - Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills. - — Minna Antrim, “Naked Truth and Veiled Allusions” - ", - " - It’s a good thing we don’t get all the government we pay for. - ", - " - The kind of danger people most enjoy is the kind they can watch from - a safe place. - ", - " - The truth eventually comes out. - ", - " - Newer isn’t always better. - ", - " - He who foresees calamities suffers them twice over. - ", - " - Sometimes you don’t get what you pay for. - ", - " - Always sort by controversial. - ", - " - Once they go up, who cares where they come down? - That’s not my department. - ", - " - And what might your name be? “Alexander.” So, you can talk? - “Y-Yes, sir.” Take him back! He can still talk! - — Pinocchio’s Pleasure Island - ", - " - Flattery will get you everywhere. - ", - " - According to the latest official figures, 43% of all - statistics are totally worthless. - ", - " - Unix Express: All passengers bring a piece of the aeroplane and a - box of tools with them to the airport. They gather on - the tarmac, arguing constantly about what kind of plane - they want to build and how to put it together. Eventually, - the passengers split into groups and build several different aircraft, - but give them all the same name. Some passengers actually - reach their destinations. All passengers believe they got there. - ", - " - The network effect is powerful. - ", - " - The strong give up and move away, while the weak give up and stay. - ", - " - Academic politics is the most vicious and bitter form of politics, - because the stakes are so low. — Wallace Sayre - ", - " - Stolen waters are sweet. - ", - " - “The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable - one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore - all progress depends on the unreasonable man.” - — George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman - ", - " - As I pass through my incarnations in every age and race, - I make my proper prostrations to the Gods of the market-place. - — Rudyard Kipling, The Gods of the Copybook Headings - ", - " - Maybe users like spam? - ", - " - Appeal to Novelty: It’s current year, you’re wrong. - ", - " - A poor man that oppresseth the poor is like a sweeping rain which - leaveth no food. — Proverbs - ", - " - Talking past each other: A situation where two or more people talk - about different subjects, while believing that they are talking - about the same thing. - ", - " - Not all problems need technological solutions. - ", - " - Many times a technical solution merely replaces old problems with - new ones. - ", - " - The cheapest, fastest, and most reliable components are those that - aren’t there. — Gordon Bell - ", - " - Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming. - — Brian Kernighan - ", - " - UNIX was not designed to stop its users from doing stupid things, - as that would also stop them from doing clever things. — Doug Gwyn - ", - " - Life is too short to run proprietary software. — Bdale Garbee - ", - " - The central enemy of reliability is complexity. — Geer - ", - " - Essentially everyone, when they first build a distributed - application, makes the following eight assumptions. - All prove to be false in the long run and all cause big - trouble and painful learning experiences. - (1) The network is reliable. - (2) Latency is zero. - (3) Bandwidth is infinite. - (4) The network is secure. - (5) Topology doesn’t change. - (6) There is one administrator. - (7) Transport cost is zero. - (8) The network is homogeneous. - — Peter Deutsch - ", - " - Most software today is very much like an Egyptian - pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, - with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force - and thousands of slaves. — Alan Kay - ", - " - Complexity kills. It sucks the life out of developers, - it makes products difficult to plan, build and test, - it introduces security challenges and it causes end-user - and administrator frustration. — Ray Ozzie - ", - " - Increasingly, people seem to misinterpret complexity as - sophistication, which is baffling—the incomprehensible should - cause suspicion rather than admiration. Possibly this trend - results from a mistaken belief that using a somewhat - mysterious device confers an aura of power on the user. - — Niklaus Wirth - ", - " - My definition of an expert in any field is a person who - knows enough about what’s really going on to be scared. - — P. J. Plauger - ", - " - The best code is no code at all. - ", - " - The most amazing achievement of the computer software - industry is its continuing cancellation of the steady - and staggering gains made by the computer hardware industry. - — Henry Petroski - ", - " - Software sucks because users demand it to. — Nathan Myhrvold - ", - " - Join in on the new game that’s sweeping the world. - It’s called “Corruption”. Every Government stands in a circle. - The first one to improve the state of the country loses. Begin! - ", - " - Are most politicians liars? - ", - " - Flights of fancy. - ", - " - Shill: A plant or a stooge who publicly helps or gives - credibility to a person or organization without disclosing - that they have a close relationship with the person or organization. - ", - " - It’s almost time to pay the piper. - ", - " - Planned Obsolescence: A policy of planning or designing a product - with an artificially limited useful life, so that it becomes obsolete. - ", - " - The genius of our ruling class is that it has kept a majority of the - people from ever questioning the inequity of a system where most people - drudge along paying heavy taxes for which they get nothing in return. - — Gore Vidal - ", - " - Specifications subject to change without notice. - ", - " - Good leaders being scarce, following yourself is now allowed. - ", - " - Three rules for sounding like an expert: - (1) Oversimplify your explanations to the point of uselessness. - (2) Always point out second-order effects, but never point out when they - can be ignored. - (3) Come up with three rules of your own. - ", - " - When you’re down and out, lift up your voice and shout, - “I’M DOWN AND OUT”! - ", - " - One planet is all you get. - ", - " - “Information is power. But like all power, there are those who want - to keep it for themselves.” - ― Aaron Swartz - ", - " - This page intentionally left blank. - ", - " - Books are better than the Internet. - ", - " - It’s difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends - on his not understanding it. - ", - " - Sometimes the only winning move is not to play. - ", - " - This economy is not sustainable. - ", - " - One weird trick advertisements. - ", - " - A clever prophet makes sure of the event first. - ", - " - And miles to go before I sleep. - — Robert Frost - ", - " - Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to - be appointed to do the work. - ", - " - The high cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity. - ", - " - Always wear your seat belt. - ", - " - People actually believe what they read on social media. - ", - " - Contestants have been briefed on some of the questions before the show. - ", - " - Mankind is poised midway between the gods and the beasts. - — Plotinus - ", - " - People want either less corruption or more of a chance to - participate in it. - ", - " - While you don’t greatly need the outside world, it’s still very - reassuring to know that it’s still there. - ", - " - Clovis’ Consideration of an Atmospheric Anomaly: - The perversity of nature is nowhere better demonstrated - than by the fact that, when exposed to the same atmosphere, - bread becomes hard while crackers become soft. - ", - " - Everything that can be invented has been invented. - — Charles Duell - ", - " - Where do you think you’re going today? - ", - " - Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - — B. F. Skinner - ", - " - There’s no heavier burden than a great potential. - ", - " - Blutarsky’s Axiom: Nothing is impossible for the man who will not - listen to reason. - ", - " - One man tells a falsehood, a hundred repeat it as the truth. - ", - " - A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a - simple system that works. - ", - " - Larkinson’s Law: All laws are basically false. - ", - " - What fools these mortals be. — Lucius Annaeus Seneca - ", - " - Time and tide wait for no man. - ", - " - Talk is cheap because supply always exceeds demand. - ", - " - One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day. - ", - " - Are you making all this up as you go along? - ", - " - One man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia. - ", - " - Thanks for coming to my TED talk. - ", - " - Redundant topology. - ", - " - Their business model is spam. - ", - " - Teamwork is essential — it allows you to blame someone else. - ", - " - “When I die, I want the people I did group projects with to lower - me into my grave so they can let me down one last time.” - ", - " - The Internet is utterly broken. - ", - " - If Bill Gates is the devil then Linus Torvalds must be the messiah. - — Unknown - ", - " - Some men are discovered; others are found out. - ", - " - Folly is set in great dignity. - ", - " - “Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. - Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.” - — G. Michael Hopf, Those Who Remain - ", - " - The time for action is past! Now is the time for senseless bickering. - ", - " - If the grass is greener on other side of fence, consider what may be - fertilizing it. - ", - " - Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate. - ", - " - Never promise more than you can perform. — Publilius Syrus - ", - " - New systems generate new problems. - ", - " - Regression Analysis: Mathematical techniques for trying to - understand why things are getting worse. - ", - " - The Linux philosophy is “laugh in the face of danger”. - Oops. Wrong one. “Do it yourself”. That’s it. — Linus Torvalds - ", - " - “In the future, everyone will be world famous for 15 - minutes.” — Andy Warhol - ", - " - A small town that cannot support one lawyer can always support two. - ", - " - To refuse praise is to seek praise twice. - ", - " - When you have an efficient government, you have a dictatorship. - — Harry Truman - ", - " - If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you - lack sufficient imagination. - ", - " - The following statement is not true. The previous statement is true. - ", - " - Nearly every complex solution to a programming problem that I - have looked at carefully has turned out to be wrong. — Brent Welch - ", - " - “Justice at all costs’ is not justice.” - — Thomas Sowell, The Quest for Cosmic Justice - ", - " - “Suppose you are wrong? How would you know? - How would you test for that possibility?” - ― Thomas Sowell - ", - " - “Life does not ask what we want. It presents us with options.” - ― Thomas Sowell - ", - " - Throw away documentation and manuals, - and users will be a hundred times happier. - Throw away privileges and quotas, - and users will do the right thing. - Throw away proprietary and site licenses, - and there won’t be any pirating. - If these three aren’t enough, - just stay at your home directory - and let all processes take their course. - ", - " - Call for pricing. - ", - " - Monopolies of knowledge. - ", - " - Unemployment is unused capacity. - ", - " - Yet creeds mean very little, Coth answered the dark god, still speaking - almost gently. The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all - possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - ― James Cabell, “The Silver Stallion” - ", - " - Bikeshedding: The process of arguing endlessly over details of some small - and relatively unimportant thing. - ", - " - “Unfortunately, propaganda works.” ― Andy Rooney - ", - " - Mac Airways: - The cashiers, flight attendants and pilots all look the same, feel the same - and act the same. When asked questions about the flight, they reply that you - don’t want to know, don’t need to know and would you please return to your - seat and watch the movie. - ", - " - A lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth can get its boots on. - ", - " - Falsehood will fly, as it were, on the wings of the wind, and carry its tales - to every corner of the earth; whilst truth lags behind; her steps, - though sure, are slow and solemn. ― Thomas Francklin - ", - " - Those who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who - feel that we know everything, especially when we discover that - everything they know and everything we know does not match. - ", - " - We are not anticipating any emergencies. - ", - " - When ever someone tells you to take their advice, you can be pretty sure - that they’re not using it. - ", - " - Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men - have mediocrity thrust upon them. ― Joseph Heller’s Catch-22 - ", - " - In the whole world you know, there’s a million boys and girls. - ― Nina Simone, To Be Young, Gifted and Black - ", - " - Plastic Love. - ", - " - Watson’s Law: The reliability of machinery is inversely proportional to the - number and significance of any persons watching it. - ", - " - The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern. Every class - is unfit to govern. ― Lord Acton - ", - " - Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility. This is - a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something - goes wrong. When you have power you are surrounded by people whose job it - is to take the blame for your mistakes. If they’re smart, that is. - ― Cerebus The Aardvark, “On Governing” - ", - " - To err is human. To blame someone else for your mistakes is even more human. - ", - " - When the wicked rise, men hide themselves: but when they perish, - the righteous increase. ― Proverbs - ", - " - YouTube may terminate your access, or your Google account’s access to all - or part of the Service if YouTube believes, in its sole discretion, - that provision of the Service to you is no longer commercially viable. - ― Google’s YouTube, Terms of Service, 2019 - ", - " - We may suspend or terminate your account or cease providing you with all or part - of the Services at any time for any or no reason. ― Twitter, Terms of Service, 2020 - ", - " - WhatsApp may also terminate a user’s access to the Service, if they are - determined to be a repeat infringer, or for any or no reason, including - being annoying. An annoying person is anyone who is (capriciously or not) - determined to be annoying by authorized WhatsApp employees, agents, subagents, - superagents or superheros. - ― WhatsApp, Terms of Service, 2012 - ", - " - We reserve the right to modify or terminate the Instagram service for any - reason, without notice at any time. ― Instagram, Terms of Service, 2013 - ", - " - Spotify may terminate the Agreements or suspend your access to the - Spotify Service at any time. ― Spotify, Terms and Conditions, 2019 - ", - " - PeerTube: A free and open-source decentralized self-hosted federated video platform. - ", - " - Mastodon: A free and open-source self-hosted social networking service. - ", - " - The best minds of my generation are thinking about how to make people - click ads. That sucks. ― Jeff Hammerbacher - ", - " - We can’t both be right. - ", - " - If we all work together, we can totally disrupt the system. - ", - " - If you stick your head in the sand, one thing is for sure, you’re gonna - get your rear kicked. - ", - " - “Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of truth and knowledge is - shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.” - ", - " - We have the best politicians money can buy. - ", - " - Eagleson’s Law: Any code of your own that you haven’t looked at for six or more - months, might as well have been written by someone else. - ", - " - It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him a - sentence to be ever in view, and which should be true and appropriate - in all times and situations. They presented him the words: “And this, - too, shall pass away.” ― Abraham Lincoln - ", - " - All things are full of labour; man cannot utter it: the eye is not - satisfied with seeing, nor the ear filled with hearing. ― Ecclesiastes - ", - " - “Preaching to the choir in an echo chamber.” - ", - " - Every program attempts to expand until it can either read or replace mail. - ", - " - Cobra Effect: When an attempted solution to a problem makes the problem worse. - Offering a bounty for every dead venomous cobra incentivizes people to breed - more cobras for the reward. - ", - " - He who minds his own business is never unemployed. - ", - " - Write a wise saying and your name will live on forever. ― Unknown - ", - " - “We live in a world where unfortunately the distinction between true and false - appears to become increasingly blurred by manipulation of facts, - by exploitation of uncritical minds, and by the pollution of the language.” - ― Arne Tiselius - ", - " - Corollary to Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which - is adequately explained by greed. - ", - " - The world is coming to an end. Please log off. - ", - " - What ever became of eternal truth? - ", - " - Reduce, Reuse, Recycle - ", - " - If it works, it’s out of date. - ", - " - “I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.” ― Ralph Waldo Emerson - ", - " - “Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and - campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.” - ― Oscar Ameringer - ", - " - We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the - originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has - forgotten its source. ― Clifton Fadiman, “Any Number Can Play” - ", - " - Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? - ", - " - “Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, - every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building - has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process - is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. - Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.” - ― George Orwell, 1984 - ", - " - The same words mean different things to different people. - ", - " - Objects are lost only because people look where they are not rather than - where they are. - ", - " - If you learn one useless thing every day, in a single year you’ll learn - 365 useless things. - ", - " - Phases of a Project: - (1) Exultation. - (2) Disenchantment. - (3) Confusion. - (4) Search for the Guilty. - (5) Punishment for the Innocent. - (6) Distinction for the Uninvolved. - ", - " - Banana Republic: A politically unstable country with an economy - dependent upon a limited-resource product. - ", - " - Throw-away Society: A society with an excessive production of short-lived - or disposable items over durable goods that can be repaired. - ", - " - Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life. - ", - " - Apparently any program which runs right is obsolete. - ", - " - Good government never depends upon laws, but upon the personal qualities of - those who govern. The machinery of government is always subordinate to the - will of those who administer that machinery. The most important element of - government, therefore, is the method of choosing leaders. - ― Frank Herbert, “Children of Dune” - ", - " - The majesty and grandeur of the English language; it’s the greatest possession - we have. The noblest thoughts that ever flowed through the hearts of men are - contained in its extraordinary, imaginative and musical mixtures of sounds. - ― George Bernard Shaw, My Fair Lady - ", - " - If we all work together, we can make the rich richer. - ", - " - Always read the fine print. - ", - " - Politics and the fate of mankind are formed by men without ideals and without - greatness. Those who have greatness within them do not go in for politics. - ― Albert Camus - ", - " - And the best at murder are those who preach against it. - And the best at hate are those who preach love. - And the best at war finally are those who preach peace. - ― Charles Bukowski, “The Genius Of The Crowd” - ", - " - Conway’s Law: Any organization that designs a system will produce a design - whose structure is a copy of the organization’s communication structure. - ", - " - If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed; if you do read the - newspaper you are misinformed. - ", - " - “There are only two kinds of languages: the ones people complain about - and the ones nobody uses.” ― Bjarne Stroustrup - ", - " - Con man: A confidence man. - ", - " - “Decadence is a moral and spiritual disease, resulting from too long a - period of wealth and power, producing cynicism, decline of religion, - pessimism and frivolity. The citizens of such a nation will no - longer make an effort to save themselves, because they are not - convinced that anything in life is worth saving.” - ― John Bagot Glubb, The Fate of Empires and Search for Survival - ", - " - A committee is organic rather than mechanical in its nature: it - is not a structure but a plant. It takes root and grows, it - flowers, wilts, and dies, scattering the seed from which other - committees will bloom in their turn. ― C. Northcote Parkinson - ", - " - You too can be a confidence man or woman! - ", - " - When you’re in command, command. ― Admiral Nimitz - ", - " - Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut. - ", - " - Moreover the profit of the earth is for all: the king himself - is served by the field. ― Ecclesiastes - ", - " - The golden boy can do no wrong. - ", - " - Everyone who comes in here wants three things: - (1) They want it quick. - (2) They want it good. - (3) They want it cheap. - ", - " - If you don’t do the things that are not worth doing, who will? - ", - " - Somehow, the world always affects you more than you affect it. - ", - " - Cheap labour. - ", - " - The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for - everything that goes wrong ― until the next person quits or is fired. - ", - " - Journalism is dead. - ", - " - To have respect of persons is not good: for for a piece of bread - that man will transgress. ― Proverbs - ", - " - Nothing lasts forever. - ", - " - Where is my flying car? - ", - " - This is disputed. - ", - " - Sometimes, the best solution is to do nothing at all. - ", - " - Don’t build your house on the sand. - ", - " - It is a hard matter, my fellow citizens, to argue with the belly, - since it has no ears. ― Marcus Porcius Cato - ", - " - Propaganda is one hell of a drug. - ", - " - The Three Wise Monkeys: See no evil, hear no evil, and speak no evil. - ", - " - As for man, his days are as grass: as a flower of the field, so he flourisheth. - For the wind passeth over it, and it is gone; and the place thereof shall - know it no more. — David - ", - " - You must prove that you are not a robot. - ", - " - There’s nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right - keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. – J. S. Bach - ", - " - If this is a service economy, why is the service so bad? - ", - " - There is a sore evil which I have seen under the sun, namely, - riches kept for the owners thereof to their hurt. - But those riches perish by evil travail: - and he begetteth a son, and there is nothing in his hand. — Ecclesiastes - ", - " - Thus, not all data is created equal. - ", - " - Argument From Authority: A popular yet controversial type of argument in - which the opinion of an authority on a topic is used as evidence to - support an argument. - ", - " - Sock Puppet: A fake online identity used for the purpose of deception. - Deception, be it fast or slow, can involve black or grey propaganda to - manipulate public opinion. - ", - " - To be forewarned is to be forearmed. - ", - " - It’s the worst of both worlds. - ", - " - “All of humanity’s problems stem from man’s inability to sit quietly - in a room alone.” — Blaise Pascal, Pensées - ", - " - “The devil is not as black as he is painted.” - — Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy - ", - " - Don’t be a shill. - ", - " - Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - — Ambrose Bierce - ", - " - Heller’s Law: The first myth of management is that it exists. - Johnson’s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere - within the organization. - ", - " - Become a Lord or Lady today! - ", - " - “Created by wars that required it, the machine now created the wars it - required.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter, Imperialism and Social Classes - ", - " - “History is a record of “effects” the vast majority of which nobody - intended to produce.” — Joseph Aloïs Schumpeter - ", - " - Many arguments are semantic disputes. - ", - " - Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes - hurtling down the highway. — Andrew S. Tanenbaum - ", - " - Winning Arguments: There is no evidence to support your assertion. - ", - " - Most of what you read on the Internet is written by insane people. - ", - " - Politician’s Logic: (1) We must do something. - (2) This is something. (3) Therefore, we must do this. - ", - " - Violence is golden. - ", - " - Politics is a personal affair. - ", - " - Keep your friends close and your enemies closer. - ", - " - “The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees.” — Thomas Sowell - ", - " - There are no atheists in foxholes. - ", - " - “Another man may look like a deathless one on high - but there’s not a bit of grace to crown his words. - Just like you, my fine, handsome friend. Not even - a god could improve those lovely looks of yours - but the mind inside is worthless.” - — Homer, The Odyssey - ", - " - Temporary: Permanent - ", - " - There are exceptions that prove the rule. - ", - " - Closed and open slavery. - ", - " - The Fourth Branch of Government: Social Media and The Press. - ", - " - He was a confidence man. - ", - " - Argument from Fallacy: The formal fallacy of analyzing an argument and - inferring that, since it contains a fallacy, its conclusion must be false. - ", - " - “What convinces masses are not facts, and not even invented facts, but - only the consistency of the system of which they are presumably a part.” - — Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism - ", - " - “For politics is not like the nursery; in politics obedience and support - are the same.” — Hannah Arendt, Eichmann in Jerusalem: A Report on the - Banality of Evil - ", - " - Reality follows fiction. - ", - " - Most of the great problems we face are caused by politicians creating - solutions to problems they created in the first place. — Walter E. - Williams - ", - " - It takes two to tango. - ", - " - “There are very few who can think, but every man wants to have an - opinion; and what remains but to take it ready-made from others, instead - of forming opinions for himself?” — Arthur Schopenhauer, The Art of - Always Being Right - ", - " - “A last trick is to become personal, insulting, and rude as soon as you - perceive that your opponent has the upper hand. In becoming personal you - leave the subject altogether, and turn your attack on the person by - remarks of an offensive and spiteful character. This is a very popular - trick, because everyone is able to carry it into effect.” — Arthur - Schopenhauer, The Art of Always Being Right - ", - " - “When the rich wage war it’s the poor who die.” - — Jean-Paul Sartre - ", - " - “Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one - else can see.” — Arthur Schopenhauer - ", - " - “Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance - prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an - organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor - property will be safe.” — Frederick Douglass - ", - " - They’re savages! Savages! - Dirty shrieking devils! - Now we sound the drums of war! - — Pocahontas’ Savages - ", - " - Simon’s Law: Everything put together falls apart sooner or later. - ", - " - A forbidden fruit creates many jams. - ", - " - Hydra of Lerna: Cut off one head and two more shall take its place. - ", - " - “But the educated public, the people who read the high-brow weeklies, - don’t need reconditioning. They’re all right already. They’ll believe - anything.” — C.S. Lewis, That Hideous Strength - ", - " - “Remember, the firemen are rarely necessary. The public itself stopped - reading of its own accord. You firemen provide a circus now and then at - which buildings are set off and crowds gather for the pretty blaze...” - — Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451 - ", - " - Whatever it is, I fear Greeks even when they bring gifts. - — Publius Vergilius Maro (Virgil) - ", - " - “Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to - reform (or pause and reflect).” — Mark Twain - ", - " - Monkey see, monkey do. - ", - " - Nothing is so firmly believed as that which we least know. - — Michel de Montaigne - ", - " - A distributed system is one in which the failure of a computer - you didn’t even know existed can render your own computer - unusable. — Leslie Lamport, 1987 - ", - " - Consequentialist: The end justifies the means. - ", - " - Currently unavailable. - ", - " - But does it scale? - ", - " - Can two walk together, except they be agreed? — Amos - ", - " - Dualism: Left, Right. Black, White. - ", - " - Nature imputes duality. - ", - " - “People are never more sincere than when they assume their own moral - superiority.” — Thomas Sowell, The Vision of the Anointed: - Self-Congratulation as a Basis for Social Policy - ", - " - Artificial Intelligence: /dev/random - ", - " - Cargo Cult: A millenarian belief system in which adherents perform - rituals which they believe will cause a more technologically advanced - society to deliver goods. - ", - " - Theosis: Unity with God. - Henosis: Unity with the Monad. - Transhumanism: Unity with the Machine. - ", - " - “If facts, logic, and scientific procedures are all just arbitrarily - “socially constructed” notions, then all that is left is consensus–more - specifically peer consensus, the kind of consensus that matters to - adolescents or to many among the intelligentsia.” ― Thomas Sowell, - Intellectuals and Society - ", - " - “Many intellectuals are so preoccupied with the notion that their - own special knowledge exceeds the average special knowledge of - millions of other people that they overlook the often far more - consequential fact that their mundane knowledge is not even one–tenth - of the total mundane knowledge of those millions.” — Thomas - Sowell, Intellectuals and Society - ", - " - Augustine’s 49th Law: Regulations grow at the same rate as weeds. - ", - " - Don’t make a big deal out of everything; just deal with everything. - ", - " - (1) Don’t think. - (2) If you do think, don’t speak. - (3) If you think and speak, don’t write. - (4) If you think, speak and write, don’t sign. - (5) If you think, speak, write and sign, don’t be surprised. - — Polish Joke - ", - " - In politics, temporary means permanent. - ", - " - In politics, the temporary becomes the permanent. - ", - " - The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough - voters to win the next election. - ", - " - Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” - Boy: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.” - — How to Sell a Dead Donkey - ", - " - The bait and switch is the oldest trick in the book. - ", - " - If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - ", - " - Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, it abruptly ends. - ", - " - Do the old eat the young? - ", - " - No, we want a king to rule over us. - ", - " - Please confirm my bias. - ", - " - What if the universe is not immortal? - ", - " - Consensus is the only thing that matters. - ", - " - Wikipedia is not a reliable source, because it can be edited by anyone at - any time. - ", - " - Feudalism is alive and well. - ", - " - Eristic Dialectics: The Logic of Appearance. - ", - " - Turning and turning in the widening gyre; - The falcon cannot hear the falconer; - Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; - Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world. - ― William Butler Yeats, The Second Coming - ", - " - “If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for - reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” — Albert Einstein, Religion - and Science - ", - " - The best man for the job is often a woman. - ", - " - The finest eloquence is that which gets things done; the worst is that which - delays them. - ", - " - The wages of sin are high but you get your money’s worth. - ", - " - Envy is a pain of mind that successful men cause their neighbors. – - Onasander, The General - ", - " - “Despite the enormous quantity of books, how few people read! And if one - reads profitably, one would realize how much stupid stuff the vulgar herd - is content to swallow every day.” — Voltaire - ", - " - “Love truth, but pardon error.” ― Voltaire - ", - " - The current generation now sees everything clearly, it marvels at the - errors, it laughs at the folly of its ancestors, not seeing that this - chronicle is all overscored by divine fire, that every letter of it cries - out, that from everywhere the piercing finger is pointed at it, at this - current generation; but the current generation laughs and presumptuously, - proudly begins a series of new errors, at which their descendants will - also laugh afterwards. — Nikolai Gogol, Dead Souls - ", - " - Show me the incentive and I will show you the outcome. - — Charlie Munger - ", - " - The terms “free software” and “open source” stand for almost the - same range of programs. However, they say deeply different things about - those programs, based on different values. The free software movement - campaigns for freedom for the users of computing; it is a movement for - freedom and justice. By contrast, the open source idea values mainly - practical advantage and does not campaign for principles. This is why we - do not agree with open source, and do not use that term. — Richard Stallman - ", - " - Plausible Deniability: An ability of prescience or forethought that - exploits a chain of command and the absence of evidence to deny - responsibility for actions committed. An adeptness to engender situations - that provide multiple outs. - ", - " - “The man who lies asleep will never waken fame, and his desire and all - his life drift past him like a dream, and the traces of his memory fade - from time like smoke in air, or ripples on a stream.” — Dante - Alighieri, The Divine Comedy - ", - " - Common sense isn’t actually common. - ", - " - “There is no art which one government sooner learns of another, than - that of draining money from the pockets of the people.” — Adam Smith - ", - " - Black Swan Event: An event that comes as a surprise, has a major effect, - and is often inappropriately rationalized after the fact with the benefit - of hindsight. - ", - " - Money is the root of all money. — The Moving Finger - ", - " - Social Media: The Perpetual Outrage Machine. - ", - " - The time is out of joint. — Hamlet - ", - " - Powerful government tends to draw into it people with bloated egos, people - who think they know more than everyone else and have little hesitance in - coercing their fellow man. Or as Nobel Laureate Friedrich Hayek said, “in - government, the scum rises to the top”. — Walter E. Williams - ", - " - “Clickbait is dead.” - ", - " - The road to hell is paved with asphalt. - ", - " - When it comes to legalized bank robbing, I’m the best. — Floyd Mayweather - ", - " - “But is it legal?” — Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal: War Stories - from the Local Food Front, Joel Salatin - ", - " - Most open source software is free, at least at first glance. - ", - " - The way to a man’s stomach is through his esophagus. - ", - " - Trash the planet. - ", - " - A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better - lawyer. — Robert Frost - ", - " - Murphy’s Ninth Law: Nature always sides with the hidden flaw. - ", - " - Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through - bureaucracies. - ", - " - Anderson’s Law: You can’t depend on anyone to be wrong all the time. - ", - " - The bigger they are, the harder they hit. - ", - " - You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some - of the time, and that’s sufficient. - ", - " - The Fame and Fortune Axiom: Competence is not a prerequisite for success. - ", - " - Polis’ Attorney Law: Any law enacted with more than fifty words contains - at least one loophole. - ", - " - Pray — or you will become prey. - ", - " - You can get so much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind - word alone. — Irwin Corey - ", - " - Please wait... We are checking your browser... - ", - " - Don’t shoot the messenger. - ", - " - Pay to pray. - ", - " - Distributed is the new centralized. - ", - " - And slowly, you come to realize; - It’s all as it should be. - You can only do so much. - — David Sylvian and Koji Haijima, - For The Love of Life - ", - " - Content is not king. Context is king. - ", - " - Nothing is true; everything is permitted. - — Alamut, Vladimir Bartol - ", - " - It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of - wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was - the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of - Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had - everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct - to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way – in short, the period - was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities - insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative - degree of comparison only. — Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities - ", - " - Omniscience: A state of possessing all knowledge. - ", - " - “What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.” - ", - " - Expansion means complexity; and complexity decay. - ", - " - There are two kinds of pedestrians; the quick and the dead. - — Lord Thomas Rober Dewar - ", - " - Programming is like alchemy. - ", - " - We are all worms. But I do believe I am a glowworm. - — Winston Churchill - ", - " - My definition of a free society is a society where it is safe to be unpopular. - — Adlai E. Stevenson - ", - " - Two heads are more numerous than one. - ", - " - Time heals all non—fatal wounds. - ", - " - Today is the first day of the rest of your week. - ", - " - The early worm gets eaten by the bird. - ", - " - Trust the system. - ", - " - Prove that you are human. - ", - " - Jump on the bandwagon! - ", - " - Game the metrics. - ", - " - All drugs come with side effects. - ", - " - “For my friends, everything; for my enemies, the law.” — Óscar R. Benavides - ", - " - In other words, we are left with Plato’s “noble natures,” with the - few of whom it may be true that none “does evil voluntarily.” Yet the - implied and dangerous conclusion, “Everybody wants to do good,” is not - true even in their case. The sad truth of the matter is that most evil is - done by people who never made up their minds to be or do either evil or - good. — Hannah Arendt, The Life of the Mind - ", - " - Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of - suffering. — Aeschylus, Agamemnon - ", - " - If it happens once, it’s a bug. - If it happens twice, it’s a feature. - If it happens more than twice, it’s a design philosophy. - ", - " - Fake it till you make it? - ", - " - God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we - comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and - mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our - knives: who will wipe this blood off us? What water is there for us to - clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we - have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must - we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it? — Friedrich - Nietzsche - ", - " - Hanlon’s Eraser: Stupidity is criminal. - ", - " - Great minds think alike, though fools seldom differ. - ", - " - Dynamics of Software Acceptance: Worse is better. - ", - " - Authoritarianism: A form of government that rejects pluralism and uses a - strong central power to preserve the political status quo. - ", - " - Why are quotes so popular? - ", - " - Everybody wants to be the leader. - ", - " - Prove that you are human, human. - ", - " - Not everyone is on social media. - ", - " - We are aware of the issue. - ", - " - Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and - deserve to get it good and hard. — H. L. Mencken - ", - " - Life’s most persistent and urgent question is, ‘What are you doing for - others?’ — Martin Luther King, Jr. - ", - " - OSH: Open–source hardware. - ", - " - Your web browser is not supported. - ", - " - Don’t be evil. Do the right thing. - ", - " - There are no adults in the room. - ", - " - The fish trap exists because of the fish. Once you’ve gotten the fish - you can forget the trap. The rabbit snare exists because of the rabbit. - Once you’ve gotten the rabbit, you can forget the snare. Words exist - because of meaning. Once you’ve gotten the meaning, you can forget the - words. Where can I find a man who has forgotten words so I can talk with - him? — Zhuangzi, Chuang Tsu: Inner Chapters - ", - " - No horse in this race. - ", - " - Morality is the privilege of those judging from the distance. - — John Cory - ", - " - Thieves respect property; they merely wish the property to become their - property that they may more perfectly respect it. — G.K. Chesterton, - The Man Who Was Thursday: A Nightmare - ", - " - If you analyse anything, you destroy it. - — Arthur Miller - ", - " - That’s how they write journals in academics, they try to make it so - complicated people think you’re a genius. — Terry Davis - ", - " - An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires simplicity. - — Terry Davis - ", - " - But is it safe? - ", - " - How is the world ruled, and how do wars start? Diplomats tell lies to - journalists, and they believe what they read. — Karl Kraus, Aphorisms - and More Aphorisms (1909) - ", - " - Great men are not always wise: neither do the aged understand - judgment. — Elihu - ", - " - NP: Non—deterministic Polynomial Time. - ", - " - Dead Internet Theory: All content on the Internet will eventually be - generated by bots with artificial intelligence. - ", - " - The bit will flip. - ", - " - The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence - that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce - them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; - whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim. An - individual in a crowd is a grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which - the wind stirs up at will. — Gustave Le Bon, The Crowd: A Study of the - Popular Mind - ", - " - Vote for Nobody. - Nobody will keep election promises. - Nobody will listen to your concerns. - Nobody will help the poor and unemployed. - Nobody cares! - Nobody tells the truth. - If Nobody is elected, things will be better for everyone. - — A mural in Guelph, Ontario - ", - " - Join our community to see this answer! - ", - " - Yama: becoming mindful. - ", - " - You must update now. - ", - " - Update now to send and receive messages. - ", - " - Just World Fallacy: A flawed belief that the world - is fair and just. - ", - " - Are we the bad guys? - ", - " - The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - ", - " - One small step for man, one giant stumble for mankind. - ", - " - You will soon forget this. - ", - " - It is better to suffer an injustice than to do an injustice. - ", - " - The simple believeth every word: but the prudent man looketh well - to his going. — Proverbs - ", - " - All possibility of understanding is rooted in the ability to say no. - — Susan Sontag - ", - " - As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing. - ", - " - Don’t confuse things that need action with those that take care of themselves. - ", - " - A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest - in students. — John Ciardi - ", - " - The only thing that experience teaches us is that experience teaches us - nothing. — Andre Maurois (Emile Herzog) - ", - " - Adding features does not necessarily increase functionality — it just - makes the manuals thicker. - ", - " - The only thing humans are equal in is death. — Johan Liebert, - Naoki Urasawa’s Monster - ", - " - No two persons ever read the same book. — Edmund Wilson - ", - " - You have mail. - ", - " - Human Nature: A walking contradiction. - ", - " - No skin in this game. - ", - " - Nothing ventured, nothing gained. - ", - " - Don’t copy others’ homework. - ", - " - The Philosopher’s Stone: It’s either perfect or useless. - ", - " - Don’t break user space. - ", - " - The first thing to know about unlimited is that it isn’t unlimited. - ", - " - Build, don’t destroy. - ", - " - Couldn’t sign you in. This browser or app may not be secure. - ", - " - A few minutes until maintenance is over. - “So what happens when maintenance is over?” - You don’t know? That’s when maintenance begins. - ", - " - “Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.” - — The Wizard Of Oz - ", - " - Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back. - ", - " - “Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing - was ever made.” — Immanuel Kant - ", - " - Barker’s Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication. - ", - " - Rome wasn’t burnt in a day. - ", - " - The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - — Buckminster Fuller - ", - " - When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever - remains must be an empty page. — Google Maps - ", - " - He that is down need fear no fall. - ", - " - Just don’t create a file called -rf. - — Larry Wall - ", - " - Woolsey—Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a - problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution - they cannot understand. - ", - " - I’m proud of my humility. - ", - " - It’s a questionable day. Ask somebody something. - ", - " - Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill. - ", - " - This is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. - And now you know why. - ", - " - Dawn: The time when men of reason go to bed. - — Ambrose Bierce, “The Devil’s Dictionary” - ", - " - If you waste your time cooking, you’ll miss the next meal. - ", - " - The most disagreeable thing that your worst enemy says to - your face does not approach what your best friends say - behind your back. — Alfred De Musset - ", - " - All great ideas are controversial, or have been at one time. - ", - " - Profits over people. - ", - " - I know what you download... - ", - " - Armchair Politics. - ", - " - Cutler Webster’s Law: There are two sides to - every argument, unless a person is personally - involved, in which case there is only one. - ", - " - An apple every eight hours will keep three - doctors away. - ", - " - Always try to do things in chronological order; - it’s less confusing that way. - ", - " - Wisdom is rarely found on the best—seller list. - ", - " - If you can keep your head when everybody round - you is losing theirs, then it’s very probable that - you don’t understand the situation. - ", - " - Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. - — John Lehman - ", - " - Leadership involves finding a parade and getting - in front of it. — John Naisbitt, “Megatrends” - ", - " - Telling the truth to people who misunderstand you - is generally promoting a falsehood, isn’t it? - — Anthony Hope - ", - " - Davis’s Dictum: Problems that go away by - themselves, come back by themselves. - ", - " - A gossip is one who talks to you about others, a bore is - one who talks to you about himself; and a brilliant - conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself. - — Lisa Kirk - ", - " - Practice yourself what you preach. — Titus Maccius Plautus - ", - " - “Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If - your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down - people’s throats.” — Howard Aiken - ", - " - Steinbach’s Guideline for Systems Programming: Never test - for an error condition you don’t know how to handle. - ", - " - Nothing succeeds like success. - ", - " - The only constant is change. - ", - " - Misery loves company. - ", - " - The cost of living only goes up. - ", - " - If you owe the bank a hundred thousand dollars, the bank - owns you. If you owe the bank a hundred million dollars, - you own the bank. — American Proverb - ", - " - “You really think someone would do that? Just go on TV and tell - lies?” - ", - " - Ginsberg’s Theorem: - (0) There is a game. - (1) You can’t win. - (2) You can’t even break even. - (3) You can’t even quit the game. - ", - " - Commoner’s Second Law of Ecology: - Nothing ever goes away. - ", - " - The snake shall eat its own tail. - ", - " - Finagle’s First Rule: To study a subject best, understand - it thoroughly before you start. - ", - " - The Course of Progress: Most things get steadily worse. - — Issawi’s Laws of Progress - ", - " - The Path of Progress: A shortcut is the longest distance between - two points. - — Issawi’s Laws of Progress - ", - " - The Dialectics of Progress: Direct action produces direct - reaction. - — Issawi’s Laws of Progress - ", - " - The Pace of Progress: Society is a mule, not a car ... If - pressed too hard, it will kick and throw off its rider. - — Issawi’s Laws of Progress - ", - " - SDSM: Super Duper Secure Mode - ", - " - Three–strikes Law: Three strikes and you’re out. - ", - " - Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! - Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! - Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. - Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! - Spam spam spam spam! - — Monty Python, Spam Song - ", - " - The world really isn’t any worse. It’s just that the news - coverage is so much better. - ", - " - If you’re careful enough, nothing bad or good - will ever happen to you. - ", - " - Never have so many understood so little about so much. - — James Burke - ", - " - To err is human – but it feels divine. - — Mae West - ", - " - Necessity is the plea for every infringement of - human freedom: it is the argument of tyrants; it - is the creed of slaves. - — William Pitt, House of Commons, 1783 - ", - " - Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it. - ", - " - Polarize the people, controversy is the game. - It don’t matter if they hate you if they all say your name. - — Ren, Money Game, Pt. 2 - ", - " - “If it’s a bug people rely on, it’s not - a bug – it’s a feature.” — Linus Torvalds - ", - " - Everything is awful. - ", - " - Knowledge itself is power. - — Sir Francis Bacon - ", - " - Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed. - — Sir Francis Bacon - ", - " - Conscious is when you are aware of something and - conscience is when you wish you weren’t. - ", - " - You humans are all alike. - ", - " - You may be marching to the beat of a different - drummer, but you’re still in the parade. - ", - " - You have junk mail. - ", - " - To do two things at once is to do neither. - — Publilius Syrus - ", - " - If life is merely a joke, the question still - remains: for whose amusement? - ", - " - The reward for working hard is more hard work. - ", - " - Nobody said computers were going to be polite. - ", - " - Tell me what to think! - ", - " - Those who profess to favor freedom, and yet - deprecate agitation, are men who want rain - without thunder and lightning. They want the - ocean without the roar of its many waters. — - Frederick Douglass - ", - " - Never underestimate the power of somebody with - source code, a text editor, and the willingness - to totally hose their system. — Rob Landley - ", - " - Now I lay me back to sleep. - The speaker’s dull; the subject’s deep. - If he should stop before I wake, - Give me a nudge for goodness’ sake. - — Anonymous - ", - " - “Man is the only animal that can remain on - friendly terms with the victims he intends to eat - until he eats them.” — Samuel Butler, The Note - Books of Samuel Butler - ", - " - Stein’s Law: If something cannot go on forever, - it will stop. - ", - " - Internet: Amazon - ", - " - A fool uttereth all his mind. — Proverbs - ", - " - Is nepotism a crime? - ", - " - Mole problems? Call Avogadro at 6.02 x 10 to the 23. - ", - " - Position. Velocity. Acceleration. Jerk. Snap. - Crackle. Pop. - ", - " - Nihilism: The belief that life is meaningless. - ", - " - It’s easier to fool people than to convince - them that they have been fooled. - ", - " - If everyone is thinking alike then somebody - isn’t thinking. — George S. Patton - ", - " - Krishnamurti said, “It’s no measure of health - to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick - society.” — Mark Vonnegut, The Eden Express: - A Memoir of Insanity - ", - " - Matthew Effect: For whosoever hath, to him shall - be given; and whosoever hath not, from him shall - be taken even that which he seemeth to have. - ", - " - All art is quite useless. — Oscar Wilde - ", - " - TOSDR: Terms of Service; Didn’t Read - ", - " - GitHub has the right to suspend or terminate your - access to all or any part of the Website at any - time, with or without cause, with or without - notice, effective immediately. GitHub reserves - the right to refuse service to anyone for any - reason at any time. — GitHub, Terms of Service - ", - " - There is no such thing as a thing. — G. K. - Chesterton, The Prince of Paradox, Orthodoxy - ", - " - We built our website for newer browsers. - ", - " - Reality is a harsh mistress. - ", - " - We are living in a material world – And I am a - material girl. — Madonna, Material Girl - ", - " - Meritocracy is a myth. - ", - " - For the time being I gave up writing – there is - already too much truth in the world – an - overproduction which apparently cannot be - consumed! — Otto Rank - ", - " - Never trust an operating system. - ", - " - Advertising is a valuable economic factor because - it is the cheapest way of selling goods, - particularly if the goods are worthless. — - Sinclair Lewis - ", - " - We read to say that we have read. - ", - " - This file will self destruct in five minutes. - ", - " - Not every question deserves an answer. - ", - " - One person’s error is another person’s data. - ", - " - An expert is one who knows more and more about - less and less until he knows absolutely - everything about nothing. - ", - " - Welcome to hell. - ", - " - Social media is an illusion. - ", - " - We are drowning in information but starved for knowledge. - — John Naisbitt, Megatrends - ", - " - The Akashic Records. - ", - " - I never did it that way before. - ", - " - Theorem: A cat has nine tails. Proof: No cat has - eight tails. A cat has one tail more than no cat. - Therefore, a cat has nine tails. - ", - " - The more things change, the more they’ll never be the same again. - ", - " - Society creates its own monsters. - ", - " - “It doesn’t matter how beautiful your theory - is, it doesn’t matter how smart you are. If it - doesn’t agree with experiment, it’s wrong.” — - Richard P. Feynman - ", - " - Zero days all day. - ", - " - To criticize the incompetent is easy; it is more - difficult to criticize the competent. - ", - " - In a consumer society there are inevitably two - kinds of slaves: the prisoners of addiction and - the prisoners of envy. — Ivan Illich - ", - " - Golden hammers for sale. - ", - " - Beware of fake comments and reviews. - ", - " - This is the darkest timeline. - ", - " - Provides improved system stability. - ", - " - No country, however rich, can afford the waste of - its human resources. Demoralization caused by - vast unemployment is our greatest extravagance. - Morally, it is the greatest menace to our social - order. — Franklin D. Roosevelt - ", - " - It’s great to be smart ‘cause then you know stuff. - ", - " - Sorry, the file that you’ve requested has been deleted. - ", - " - About the use of language: it is impossible to sharpen a - pencil with a blunt ax. It is equally vain to try to do it - with ten blunt axes instead. — Edsger Dijkstra - ", - " - There are two ways to write error–free programs; only the - third way works. - ", - " - “The lesser of two evils – is evil.” - — Seymour (Sy) Leon - ", - " - If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a - couple of car payments. — Earl Wilson - ", - " - Bloom’s Seventh Law of Litigation: - The judge’s jokes are always funny. - ", - " - It’s is not, it isn’t ain’t, and it’s it’s, not its, if you - mean it is. If you don’t, it’s its. Then too, it’s hers. - It isn’t her’s. It isn’t our’s either. It’s ours, and - likewise yours and theirs. — Oxford University Press, - Edpress News - ", - " - Savage’s Law of Expediency: You want it bad, you’ll get it - bad. - ", - " - Consumers love ads. - ", - " - Everything you considered a product, has now become a service. - — Forbes Magazine - ", - " - Don’t blame the victim. - ", - " - Law of Messengers: Shoot first, ask questions later. - ", - " - What if we put a browser inside another browser? - ", - " - The invention of the ship was also the invention - of the shipwreck. — Paul Virilio - ", - " - Everything is compromised. - ", - " - Nothing is as simple as it seems at first, or as - hopeless as it seems in the middle, or as - finished as it seems in the end. - ", - " - If a nation values anything more than freedom, it - will lose its freedom; and the irony of it is - that if it is comfort or money it values more, it - will lose that, too. — W. Somerset Maugham - ", - " - A person who has nothing looks at all there is - and wants something. A person who has something - looks at all there is and wants all the rest. - ", - " - This video is no longer available because the YouTube - account associated with this video has been terminated. - ", - " - Robert’s Rule of Order: Whoever has the chair has the floor. - ", - " - Twitter’s Rule of Order: Whoever screams the longest has the floor. - ", - " - In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different. - Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel, 1883—1971 - ", - " - Everything you know is wrong! - ", - " - This video was removed because it was too long. - ", - " - If you go out of your mind, do it quietly, so as not to disturb those around - you. - ", - " - We were so poor that we thought new clothes meant someone had died. - ", - " - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism — to steal from many is research. - ", - " - Have an adequate day. - ", - " - “If we spoke a different language, we would perceive a somewhat different - world.” — Ludwig Wittgenstein - ", - " - You must enable DRM to play some audio or video on this page. - ", - " - People of privilege will always risk their complete destruction - rather than surrender any material part of their advantage. - — John Kenneth Galbraith - ", - " - It’s always darkest just before it gets pitch black. - ", - " - Don’t get suckered in by the comments – they can be terribly misleading. - Debug only code. — Dave Storer - ", - " - Shedenhelm’s Law: All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill - sections. - ", - " - Genius, noun: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right - time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right - things to all the right people. - ", - " - To know is to die. - ", - " - An attempt was made to break through the security policy of the user agent. - ", - " - Nothing astonishes men so much as common sense and plain dealing. - — Ralph Waldo Emerson - ", - " - There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and - that is not being talked about. - — Oscar Wilde - ", - " - Did you know that clones never use mirrors? - ", - " - Don’t be so humble; you aren’t that great. - — Golda Meir - ", - " - Honesty is for the most part less profitable than dishonesty. — Plato - ", - " - Truly simple systems are not feasible because they would require near–infinite - testing. — Norman Augustine - ", - " - A tautology is a thing which is tautological. - ", - " - I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others - do only from fear of the law. — Aristotle - ", - ]; + return include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'] . 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