From defcdd871ea8f1270f04f63cbd4ae776127ce217 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Thedro Neely Date: Fri, 22 Oct 2021 19:08:15 -0400 Subject: generators/fortune: Add quotes seen last week --- generators/fortune/quotes.fortune | 41 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 41 insertions(+) diff --git a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune index 8450f77..41645b7 100644 --- a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune +++ b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune @@ -3338,3 +3338,44 @@ Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Don’t copy others’ homework. % The Philosopher’s Stone: It’s either perfect or useless. +% +Don’t break user space. +% +The first thing to know about unlimited is that it isn’t unlimited. +% +Build, don’t destroy. +% +Couldn’t sign you in. This browser or app may not be secure. +% +A few minutes until maintenance is over. +“So what happens when maintenance is over?” +You don’t know? That’s when maintenance begins. +% +“Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain.” +— The Wizard Of Oz +% +Getting there is only half as far as getting there and back. +% +“Out of the crooked timber of humanity, no straight thing +was ever made.” — Immanuel Kant +% +Barker’s Proof: Proofreading is more effective after publication. +% +Rome wasn’t burnt in a day. +% +The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. +— Buckminster Fuller +% +When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever +remains must be an empty page. — Google Maps +% +He that is down need fear no fall. +% +Just don’t create a file called -rf. +— Larry Wall +% +Woolsey—Swanson Rule: People would rather live with a +problem they cannot solve rather than accept a solution +they cannot understand. +% +I'm proud of my humility. -- cgit v1.2.3