From ca1acae8abe8205b9c0bbce7ea5edb8e41f372ba Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Thedro Neely Date: Thu, 2 Dec 2021 20:04:56 -0500 Subject: generators/fortune: Add quotes seen this week --- generators/fortune/quotes.fortune | 26 ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 26 insertions(+) diff --git a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune index f44b56e..362f661 100644 --- a/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune +++ b/generators/fortune/quotes.fortune @@ -3496,3 +3496,29 @@ pressed too hard, it will kick and throw off its rider. SDSM: Super Duper Secure Mode % Three–strikes Law: Three strikes and you’re out. +% +Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! +Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! +Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. +Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! +Spam spam spam spam! +— Monty Python, Spam Song +% +The world really isn’t any worse. It’s just that the news +coverage is so much better. +% +If you’re careful enough, nothing bad or good +will ever happen to you. +% +Never have so many understood so little about so much. +— James Burke +% +To err is human – but it feels divine. +— Mae West +% +Necessity is the plea for every infringement of +human freedom: it is the argument of tyrants; it +is the creed of slaves. +— William Pitt, House of Commons, 1783 +% +Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it. -- cgit v1.2.3