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+%
+You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could
+know how seldom they do. — Olin Miller
+%
+Computer science is the only discipline in which we view adding a new wing
+to a building as being maintenance. — Jim Horning
+%
+God doesn’t play dice. — Albert Einstein
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+As modern times promote hasty eating to a large extent, it is not surprising to
+learn that a great astronomer said: “Two things are infinite, as far as we know
+— the universe and human stupidity.” Ego, Hunger, and Aggression: a Revision
+of Freud’s Theory and Method, Frederick S. Perls
+%
+Reports that say that something hasn’t happened are always interesting to me,
+because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know.
+We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some
+things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns–the ones we don’t
+know we don’t know. — Donald Rumsfeld
+%
+Everything is local.
+%
+I read it on the Internet, it has to be true!
+%
 A debugged program is one for which you have not yet found the conditions
 that make it fail. — Jerry Ogdin
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 about.
 Don’t create a problem for which you do not have the answer.
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-The Fifth Rule: You have taken yourself too seriously.
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 Barth’s Distinction: There are two types of people: those who divide people
 into two
 types, and those who don’t.
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 Are you making all this up as you go along?
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-Fast React applications are rare.
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 One man’s utopia is another man’s dystopia.
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 Thanks for coming to my TED talk.