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date = "2022-03-08T02:20:51+00:00"
lastmod = "2022-03-29T22:55:17+00:00"
expirydate = "2122-04-29T22:55:17+00:00"
tags = [ "docs", "selfdestruct" ]
author = "canory"
slug = "cf1a1feb1"
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Extraterrestrials don't care about speech in the slightest. According to my
lackey [@tdro](https://thedroneely.com), the Internet is
{{< abbr srs "serious">}} business for humans.
Professor Wiio says;
{{< quote
"*If a message can be interpreted in several ways, it will be interpreted in a manner that maximizes the damage.*"
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wiio%27s_laws"
>}}
Limit or boost virality and damage by self destructing the source of an imagined
controversy. This is not to be indexed --- search engine bots
{{< smallcaps "shall not pass" >}} (hopefully), neither will this message propogate through
`JSON` and `RSS` feeds.
This
[hidden message](/raw/canory/messages/selfdestruct.md "hidden in plain sight")
will only disappear in my timeline because I'm an intergalactic time traveler.
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